Meeting Yin Pingchuan for the first time
Dilemma of Life and Death The small house where Yin Pingchuan lives, although not elegant, is very quiet. It is as if the fence outside the yard can isolate all the noise, giving people a sense of seclusion from an elite.
However, Ouyang Momo's kick towards the door completely destroyed all the emotions: "Damn old man, I'm back!"
Fatty Gao, who was afraid that Ouyang Momo would offend the master, ran to the door first. However, what he saw was a dead body: "Hey! The dead old man you mentioned seems to be really dead!"
Li Xiaoxin walked over at the fat man's signal, stretched out his hand to test the deceased's breath, and felt the pulse on his neck. Finally, he grabbed the corpse's hand and looked at it several times before saying: "It seems from the body spots that Senior Yin is gone."
It’s been half a month! Senior passed away very peacefully and even put on his own shroud. Miss Ouyang, please express your condolences!”
Ouyang Momo held his small pink fist and shouted angrily: "Old man, you kicked your legs before I came back! No, I want to whip the corpse!"
"Are you kidding me?" Fatty, Li Xiaoxin, and Lao Qian were all dumbfounded and looked at Ouyang Momo as if they were blaming me.
"Who are you kidding?" Ouyang Momo pointed at Li Xiaoxin and said, "Drag him to the yard for me. I will whip his corpse three hundred times and expose his corpse for another three days."
"Ahem..." Xie Bangui finally couldn't stop: "Well...Momo, I think it's better to let our ancestors rest in peace."
"That's right, that's right..." Fatty and Lao Qian nodded in agreement.
Logically speaking, in this society with a strict hierarchical system, where the king of heaven and earth is supreme, parents and teachers are the most important, even if Ouyang Momo's actions did not make Xie Bangui and the others fall out on the spot, they would still be severely despised.
Without exception, these people laughed and laughed with her, because Ouyang Momo repeatedly warned her on the road that her master's first hobby was pranks. Even her master's wife couldn't stand his pranks, so she ran away angrily. etc.
After seeing Yin Pingchuan, no matter what happens, her attitude must prevail. Otherwise, he will only be trapped in a life and death dilemma by his master.
Sure enough, Ouyang Momo was furious and said: "If you want to bury him in peace, there is no way. I will crush his bones and spread his ashes. Xiaoxin will prepare firewood and burn him later."
Li Xiaoxin turned around and pointed at a few of his men and said: "You, you, and you, didn't you hear what Miss Ouyang said? Hurry and get firewood, get more of it, if you need to do it, you won't burn it and it will be full of smoke."
Without much effort, someone built a pile of firewood in the yard, lifted Yin Pingchuan's body with two thumbs, and threw it into the firewood like half a piece of pork. Ouyang Momo held the torch and thought for a moment: "
Old Qian, have you brought kerosene? It’s the kind of kerosene from your Zheng family that can be lit in water.”
"tarsal fire?" Old Qian turned pale with fright and whispered, "Isn't that too cruel? Tarsal fire won't go out unless it burns everything. Sometimes it can even burn a hole in the ground.
What if... what if the house is also burned down?"
He originally wanted to say: "What if I burn out my senior?" His words changed again.
Ouyang Momo squinted his eyes and said, "Don't worry, nothing will go wrong."
"Okay then!" Lao Qian poured kerosene on the body and looked at Ouyang Momo. When he saw her glaring, he simply poured a bag of kerosene on the body.
Ouyang Momo then threw the torch over with a smile.
"call--"
The entire pile of firewood immediately burned into a fire, and the flames shot up to a height of more than two feet in the blink of an eye. Even though Xie Bangui was standing three feet away, he felt his face was burning with pain from the fire.
Just as Xie Bangui was about to move, he heard a shrill scream coming from the fire: "I'm so miserable! I'm still being set on fire by my disciples after I die! You guys who help the evildoers will not die a happy death!"
"He's really alive! Put out the fire quickly!" Lao Qian hurriedly found fire extinguishing powder.
"Take your life!" Suddenly, a zombie covered in flames jumped out of the fire. The corpse jumped up to a height of more than ten feet, and its body and the outstretched arm were stretched straight into a right angle, as if it had been swung by someone.
Like a hoe, he aimed at Xie Bangui's head and dug into it.
The fat man didn't dare to let the unarmed Xie Bangui catch the opponent's tarsal fire. He stepped forward and knocked Xie Bangui away with his shoulder. He raised the Fangtian Painted Halberd and slashed at the zombie. Little did he know that the opponent would not avoid it.
He dodged and even hit the sharp edge.
The fat man was startled. He didn't want to chop Ouyang Momo's master to death like this. He immediately withdrew 90% of his strength, but the halberd still hit the opponent's forehead without any deviation.
"Crack!" The fat man watched as a small crack opened from Yin Pingchuan's forehead and rushed towards his lower abdomen at an incredibly fast speed. Yin Pingchuan was split in two alive before his eyes.
"I didn't mean it...oh my god——"
The fat man still wanted to explain, but he saw half of Yin Pingchuan's body jumping up like a ghost, and moving his palm directly to the vital part of his chest. The other half of the body turned into a knife and slashed towards Xie Bangui's left rib.
The corpse is not very powerful, but the scary thing is the tarsal fire on his body. If he is hit by the corpse, the fat man will either have to wait to be burned alive, or he will have to take off his clothes to save himself. But he can't do either of these two methods.
I don't want to, so I have no choice but to run around hiding from the corpse.
Xie Bangui's situation was similar to him. Xie Bangui spread out his footwork and moved around the yard. Although he was like a ghost and erratic, he could not avoid the opponent's pursuit.
Over there, Ouyang Momo touched his chin and said: "I really asked the old man to make a phantom puppet. The puppet is almost like a real person. Even Li Xiaoxin was fooled into it. It seems that the old man has put a lot of effort into it!"
"My aunt, please stop studying!" Lao Qian, who discovered that the fire-extinguishing powder was missing, began to cry: "It's better to quickly think of how to save people! Being burned by tarsal fire is not fun!"
Ouyang Momo waved his hands: "Search the whole yard, the dead old man must be nearby. Once he is found, beat him to death first."
"There is someone under the millstone, oops -" The millstone suddenly jumped up and smashed the thumb next to it into the ground. After that, the person and the millstone disappeared without a trace, just like the millstone weighing a thousand kilograms had never appeared.
Same as in the yard.
"Behind the fence..." A man was suddenly rolled up and tied into a roll by the fence, and rolled into a dark trap.
"Well..." Li Xiaoxin watched as a thumb was pulled by the hair and pulled into the well.
"Oh my God!"
In less than a moment, twenty or so fingers disappeared completely.
Ouyang Momo looked at Lao Qian and Li Xiaoxin beside him and said, "Why don't you two go find someone?"
"This is too dangerous!" the two people said in unison.
Chapter completed!