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Three Women Breaking Down the Stage

After Fatty Gao returned to the back hall, the first thing he did was to cry loudly: "It's over this time, Lou Zi has stabbed him!"

"Bah!" Not only did Lao Qian have no sympathy, he almost spat in his face: "Forcing my father-in-law to eat shit? You are the first of his kind! If he can still marry his daughter to you, I will throw my eyes at him.

I will dig out my head and use it as a cannon for you to stomp on, and I will take off my head and use it as a ball to kick you...you...you are too fierce, you..."

Fatty Gao cried so hard that he couldn't breathe: "I didn't do that!"

"Did I do it?" Lao Qian jumped and cursed: "It could be that a ghost has taken over you and used your mouth to tell lies!"

"I'm really possessed!" Fatty Gao said loudly, "No matter how stupid I am, I can't be that stupid!"

Lao Qian turned pale with anger: "Fart! What kind of evil ghost can come to the county government office and get on you in broad daylight? You are an innate master! Who will believe this if I tell you this? Also, you are lying when you say that you are a half-ghost."

Yes, there are evil spirits appearing around him, and he doesn’t even know..."

"Wait a minute..." Xie Bangui stopped Lao Qian: "Why do I feel like something is wrong? It is true that ordinary ghosts do not have the ability to break into the county government in broad daylight and possess the innate master. But it was replaced by Xiao Cai's dish

Where's the immortal? If Yu Xian is there to assist Xiao Cai, the possessed fat man will be even more certain. However, Xiao Cai can't think of such a wicked idea. The idea must have been Ouyang Momo's!"

Lao Qian was stunned, Li Xiaoxin was stunned, and the fat man stopped crying. The four men all looked at the three girls sitting at the other end of the room, drinking tea and watching the show as if nothing had happened.

After Xiao Cai's eyes averted for a few times, he really couldn't bear the other person's eyes. He patted the table and stood up: "I used the fairy to possess the fat man, how about it?"

"Why are you doing this?" The fat man jumped up.

Yu Xian said slowly: "I just can't stand the mean way you chase after other people's butts. We have all lost our face by you."

"That's it..." Ouyang Momo continued very cooperatively: "What's wrong with you, fat man? Huh? In terms of family background, you are the legitimate son of the Duke of the country. In the future, your descendants will all be the father-in-law of the country, so they must be worthy of you.

Her identity must be at least the legitimate daughter of a first-class official, does Huo Qingyi have this identity?"

"In terms of ability, you are a great martial arts scholar. You are a master of the mortal realm before you are thirty years old. How many young talents can compare with you?"

"Looks...ahem...looks okay, much better than a toad...you have so many advantages, why do you have to put your hot face on someone else's cold butt? Are there no women in the world?"

Ouyang Momo knocked on the table and concluded: "So, we must destroy the fat man and then build up the fat man, and rebuild the fat man's heroic image..."

"You...you...you..." Xie Bangui pointed at the three girls who were speechless for a long time.

"What are you!" Ouyang Momo suddenly became angry: "You are not a good person! As a brother, you saw the fat man's dignity being trampled on, and not only did you not stop it, but you also added fuel to the flames from behind. Are you looking at others?

, will you be happy just by throwing the fat man’s face to the ground and crushing him on his feet a few times?”

"I'm convinced!" Xie Bangui raised his hands in surrender. It wasn't that he couldn't explain clearly now, but he had no chance to reason at all.

"Mom!" The fat man patted his thigh and cried, "They are like 'three women making a show', you are like 'three women tearing up the stage'! I am being played to death by you! You are so wicked! I haven't seen you."

I have never been so wicked as you..."

Yu Xian put her hands on her waist and scolded: "Are we as wicked as you? In order to forcefully marry a good woman, we will use any means. We will all be embarrassed...",

Xiao Cai took Yu Xian's arm and said, "Let's go and ignore these wicked people."

"Let's go!" The three women turned around and left, leaving behind a room full of men lying on the ground. They were speechless for a long time.

The fat man finally wiped away his tears: "Brother, you are the smartest, you have to help your brother think of a trick!"

Xie Bangui rubbed his forehead and said: "First, we must control those three girls and never let them come out to cause trouble again. Leave this matter to Li Xiaoxin..."

"Me?" Li Xiaoxin was almost frightened to death: "I can't come, I can't come..."

"Use drugs! You Dongchang is good at this!" Xie Bangui looked at Li Xiaoxin with bright eyes: "For the sake of brothers, can't you go to the sword mountain one time and fry the pan next time?"

"But they are better than a mountain of knives and a frying pan..." Li Xiaoxin looked at the fat man with an unkind expression and waved his hands: "I'll go, why don't I go! I hate Dongchang..."

"That's pretty much it!" Xie Bangui touched his chin and said, "As for Mr. Huo! Hehe... Since I've already given him shit, I might as well give it a few more times until he's done."

"Is this possible?" The fat man's eyes were as wide as copper bells.

"Okay!" Lao Qian gritted his teeth and said, "If you give in now, things will be more difficult to handle. It's better to give it a try. As long as Mr. Huo nods, you will go to the palace to get married immediately, so as to avoid long nights and dreams."

"Okay, let's do it!" The fat man stamped his feet fiercely and said: "Give me my order to set up a stage in the busiest place, drag the old guy on the stage and fill him with shit until he begs for mercy..."

At noon on the third day, Mr. Huo was dragged to the stand again, which finally aroused the Huo family's anger. Hundreds of people, old and young, rushed towards the high platform and towards the fat man desperately.

Xie Bangui whistled at the right time, and hundreds of Dongchang fans descended from the sky. They drew out their waist knives and rushed towards the Huo family. The bright long knives burst out with cold light under the scorching sun, making people's eyes hurt...

The Huo family had obviously never seen such a formation before. They were so horrified that they took a few steps back and temporarily faced off with the people from Dongchang.

Xie Bangui squatted down next to Mr. Huo and whispered: "Old man, we don't want this either, but if you don't know the truth, don't blame us! The people we brought this time are all from Dongchang. They are all

He is a person who is 'mad at the sight of blood', and he can still control it when the blade is not stained with blood. After a while, the blade is stained with blood, and I can't stop even if I want to!"

"I...I admit it..." Mr. Huo burst into tears as he nodded.

"Stop!" Xie Bangui stood up and said loudly: "It's a misunderstanding. I've collected all the knives. Come here, serve the old man and go back to rest..."

"It's done! Haha..."

The fat man's smile hadn't stopped since noon. Before entering the bridal chamber, he deliberately grabbed Xie Bangui to drink a few more drinks. He drank until he was swaying around before being held up by Lao Qian and thrown into the bridal chamber.

When the fat man, who was still swaying just now, saw the beautiful girl leaning on the bed, he immediately let out a howl like a wild wolf and pounced on her...

There was a spring breeze all night and the sky was just getting bright.

A heartbreaking scream came from the patrol station: "It's murder——, help——"

Xie Bangui, who was still hungover, suddenly heard the fat man's screams, picked up the Soul-Destroying Claw, and rushed out like flying. However, he saw Lao Qian, Li Xiaoxin, Xiao Cai, and Ouyang Momo also rushing out of the house.

Run towards the bridal chamber.

When they ran to the door, they were all dumbfounded.

I saw that the fat man wearing underwear was knocked out of the house and was running around the yard desperately avoiding the opponent's attack. The one who was chasing him was the disheveled Yu Xian.

"Sister Yu Xian... Oh my God -" Xiao Cai covered her mouth in disbelief and said: "The one who entered the bridal chamber with the fat man yesterday couldn't be Sister Yu Xian, right?"

As soon as Xiao Cai finished speaking, Yu Xian's offensive became more fierce: "Xiao Cai, come here and help me kill this damn fat man..."

Xiao Cai was at a loss when Xie Bangui shouted sharply: "Xiao Cai, why don't Momo stop Yu Xian quickly..."

Only then did the two girls react and rushed forward to stop the murderous Yu Xian.

Xie Bangui and Lao Qian rushed into Fatty's bridal chamber in a flash. After a while, they walked out with a letter and a strange look on their faces: "See for yourselves!"

Several people came up and looked at it at a glance.

The letter was left by Huo Qingyi: in the letter, she first scolded Fatty and Xie Bangui, and then admitted that she was the one who threw the unconscious "Xiao Cai" into Fatty's bridal chamber in order to see Xie Bangui.

How could a half-ghost force Xiao Cai to marry a fat man...

Xiao Cai Leng said: "Yesterday, the three of us secretly tried on the bride's Xia Pi Feng Gai. First I wore it, then Sister Yu Xian... and then..., God, Huo Qingyi thought Sister Yu Xian was me.

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Ouyang Momo exclaimed: "Sister Cai, have you been blessed by a master's luck? Why didn't you get it right twice and made others your scapegoat..."

"You really want me to follow other people's opinions, don't you..." Xiao Cai was so angry at Mo Mo that he rolled his eyes.

Fatty Gao grabbed the letter and roared angrily: "Poison, poison...the intention is sinister, the intention is sinister--I am going to send an official document to the sea to capture her and execute her on the spot...Oh--"

Before the fat man could finish his words, Yu Xian kicked him to the ground: "I will punish you on the spot first..."

Yu Xian's fists and kicks fell on the fat man like raindrops, but it was obvious that he no longer had the intention to kill.

Lao Qian covered his face and said: "Half ghost! Look at this..."

"Let's make mistakes! Yu Xian is worthy of Fatty in every aspect, much better than Qing Yi..." Xie Bangui rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go! Let them communicate more..."

In the early morning of the next day, Xie Bangui, who originally thought that the matter had disappeared, heard the fat man's scream again: "Help - my wife bit someone -"

The fat man rushed in from the outside like the wind. When he saw Xie Bangui, he cried: "Brother! I can't live this life! Are all these women turned into dogs? If you can't say three words, you will bite me.

Man! One bite can make you two taels, but two bites can make you lose half a catty!"

Su Lian'er, who caught up from behind, pouted her little mouth and said displeasedly: "My uncle knows how to talk nonsense, but my young lady's mouth is not that big!"

"Not big yet!" The fat man pointed at the tooth mark on his arm and shouted: "Look at this bite, even the Snow Mountain Ghost Mastiff can't bite such a big tooth mark..."

"Damn Fatty, you're going to die!" Yu Xian kicked open the door, grabbed the Fatty by the collar and dragged him out: "Go back to the house, let's discuss the Snow Mountain Ghost Mastiff..."

"Brother, help me..." The fat man clasped his hands on the door frame, his body had been pulled horizontally in the air and he refused to let go.

Xie Bangui walked over and squatted down, carefully opened the fat man's fingers, and waved goodbye to the fat man in his desperate eyes: "Brother, hold on tight! It will be over in a while..."

That night, the fat man climbed into Xie Bangui's room through the window with a ghostly look: "Brother, let's run! If this continues, I will be killed."

Xie Bangui rubbed his head and said: "It's okay to hide out and avoid the limelight. Cao Suixin of Dongchang just sent a letter in the morning, asking me to do something. Let's go together. Don't even notify Lao Qian, otherwise,

Prepare for Yu Xian to find out."

"Okay..." The fat man nodded and said, "As long as you can run, that's fine! Let's run quickly!"

That night, the so-called ghosts and Yamen escaped under the cover of darkness.
Chapter completed!
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