Chapter 119 Sweet Night(1/2)
Chapter 119 The kitchen is a sweet night, it’s really not a place for men to stay.
Mo Mi knew that she had cooked a dish, and her handsome face was ruined by the smoke. She stopped showing off her strength. She smiled embarrassedly at her, so she took the prepared bowl of soup named ink leek soup and obediently walked to the hall.
Jiang Han and Ouyang Nuo were also baptized by thick smoke in the kitchen. Knowing that the taste was not good, they also followed Mo Mi to leave the kitchen.
The three of them finally left the kitchen. This was definitely a good thing for Xia Cao. Without them helping each other, they were very quick to do anything. After washing the pots and pans, they immediately skillfully started cooking...
Three men sat in a row on a sofa in the hall. When they heard the sound of cooking in the kitchen, they imagined that there was a woman busy in the kitchen, making dinner for them to eat without fear of being tired or dirty. They felt unquestionably full of happiness. The three handsome faces, each with their own unique and unique faces, all contained joyful smiles that came to their hearts.
Mo Mi suddenly looked at the direction of the kitchen deeply, raised her handsome eyebrows at Jiang Han and Ouyang Nuo who were sitting on both sides, and then smiled slyly: "Hehehe 7e Han, Nuo, Xia Cao has us in his heart. I am afraid that we will be tired, so I drove us to the hall to watch TV, and would rather go to the kitchen to suffer by myself."
"Miss, when we went to save her and was tortured by the damn masked man, I could see that we were in Xia Cao's heart." Jiang Han glanced at the kitchen, lit a cigarette, and said in a good mood. "When we were beaten, she felt sorry for us, and I will remember her expression for the rest of my life."
"Hehehe, yes, yes." Mo Mi agreed with this.
"I hope she forgets Li Xuanhao." Ouyang Nuojunya's face suddenly became slightly gloomy, and she solemnly said the key figures that could affect Xia Cao's emotions. "In the future, we should not mention this person in front of her. Don't let her know about the matters and people related to this person."
When he heard Li Xuanhao's name, thought of the romantic things between Xia Cao and him, and the sad look of Xia Cao was excited because of his death, Mo Mi and Jiang Han's faces became very bad, and they nodded with a smelly face.
At this moment, Xia Cao, who was wearing an apron, walked out with a plate of green pepper shredded potatoes in one hand and a plate of pickled pepper shredded pork with a sweaty face, "I'm ready to cook..."
Hearing the sound, the three men turned their heads to look at her at the same time. When they saw her typical housewife, they felt mixed feelings. The haze dissipated, and they stood up one after another, rushing toward her.
"Xiacao, I'll help."
"Xiacao, be careful and let me do it."
"Xiacao, thank you for your hard work."
Xia Cao seemed to have gradually gotten used to having them around him. After handing the dishes in his hand to Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi, he turned around and walked into the kitchen, and naturally told Jiang Han to follow him, "Jiang Han, there is also a radish soup and fried phoenix tail inside. You can bring it out, I will prepare the dishes and chopsticks."
"Haha, okay." Jiang Han followed her with big strides, and his handsome face was full of a dazzling smile.
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This evening, although there were not many dishes on a round dining table, the three men and one woman sitting around the round table ate very relish.
"Xiacao, the dishes you cooked are great, haha, they are better than the five-star chefs." Jiang Han praised him constantly while eating.
Mo Mi had a romantic cell in her body. When she started the meal, she took out several bottles of red wine from the wine cabinet and opened them one by one. She poured them with correct and beautiful techniques. "Haha, when you eat vegetables stir-fried in summer grass, you have to make some wine. Come on, let's cheer."
"Haha, yes, yes." Jiang Han was in such a good mood that he couldn't be better. After Mo Mi said this, he immediately raised his glass high, "Haha, Xia Cao, No, Mi, cheers."
"Okay." Ouyang Nuo was in a great mood, and he picked up the wine glass and clinked them one by one, "Cheers."
It seems that since the night when she got into a bad relationship with them due to wine, Xia Cao had a fear of resistance to wine. She picked up the wine glass and clinked them, but she couldn't drink it. Liuye frowned, and her pretty little face faintly showed unresolved sorrow.
Ouyang Nuo was as careful as dust. He looked at her expression slightly and guessed what she remembered and was worried about. He gently raised his beautiful lips and looked at her with the gentlest smile, "Xia Cao, don't drink it if you don't want to drink, don't force yourself."
For some reason, after hearing what he said, she felt a little depressed and impatient, and always felt that it was a bit troublesome.
"Xiacao, this is the best red wine. No matter how much you drink, it won't be intoxicating." Mo Mi looked at Ouyang Nuo at this time, glanced at her face tightly, and smiled charmingly and gentlely, "Today is the first time the four of us sat together for dinner. The atmosphere is so good, so you can give us some face and have a drink."
"..." He seemed to be right, and she was speechless and could not find a reason to refuse.
"Xia Cao, the fan is right. The atmosphere today is so good. We haven't been so happy for a long time. Just have a drink with us." Jiang Han advised sincerely with a very pleasant smile.
Both of them advised her to drink, and Ouyang Nuo was embarrassed to sing the opposite tune, and remained silent at this time, but she smiled without saying a word.
Finally, Xia Cao drank the glass of wine. I don’t know if she couldn’t stand their lobbying or something else. In short, she drank it and overcame some fear buried deep in her heart.
After drinking, Mo Mi and Jiang Han's emotions became even higher. During the meal, they always smiled and spoke freely, pushing the warm and harmonious atmosphere to **.
"Hahahaha... Xia Cao, Nuo, Han, I'm so happy today. How about we play a game?" Mo Mi took a handsome sip of wine and asked happily.
Jiang Han: "Haha, okay."
Ouyang Nuo: "Yes, no problem."
Xiacao: "…"
She didn't know whether to say it was good or bad. At this moment, listening to their laughter and joy, looking at their handsome and charming smiles, although her emotions were not high, she was not depressed. Occasionally, she lowered her head and lowered her eyebrows, and a faint smile would inevitably overflow to the corner of her mouth.
"Each of us tells a joke. Whoever laughs the loudest, whoever drinks three glasses of wine, hahaha, how about it, do you dare to come?" Mo Mi asked with a loud smile.
"If I don't dare, I'm not a man." Jiang Han raised his head and roared with a bold voice.
"You and Han dare to do so, then I can only sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman." Ouyang Nuo said with a gentle smile.
"..." Xia Cao remained silent again. As if she was vaguely afraid of something. None of the three of them dared to look at them. She lowered her head slightly and just picked up food silently.
Mo Mi seemed to have never ignored her. After looking at her two friends, her narrow and charming phoenix eyes stared at her brightly, curled up the corners of her beautiful lips, and asked with a charming gentle smile: "Hehe, Xia Cao, you definitely don't want to participate in this game, right?"
"Yes, I don't want to participate in this game." She looked up at him and replied without hesitation.
"Haha, I know why you didn't participate." Mo Mi said with her eyebrows raised, and the smile on the corners of her beautiful lips became meaningful, and her appearance was very seductive. "Among the four of us, the laughter on you is the most developed. When you tell the joke, you laugh the loudest every time. The most powerful person must be you."
"You, you're talking nonsense." He said this. Xia Cao was angry when he heard it. Suddenly put down his chopsticks and looked at him without admitting his defeat. "The laughing cells on my body are not that developed."
"Is there any? I'll find out if I have to try it."
"Hmph, then try it, who is afraid of whom?" Did she act as a provocation?
"Hahaha, OK, then let's start the game now." The demonic aura in Mo Mi's laughter seemed to be a little stronger, and her eyes locked her tightly, "Nuo, Han, the game has officially begun. Listen, I'm going to start telling jokes. A blind beggar begging on the street wearing sunglasses. A drunkard came over and thought he was pitiful, so he threw a hundred yuan for him. After walking for a while, the drunkard turned around and happened to see the blind man telling the authenticity of the 100 yuan copy in front of the sun. The drunkard came over and took back the money and said: You *** don't want to live anymore, how dare you cheat me! The blind beggar said with a grievance: Big brother, I'm so sorry, I'm here for a friend. He is a blind man and went to the bathroom. Actually, I'm a mute. The drunkard said: Oh, that's right. So the drunkard threw down the money and left staggeringly..."
Is this joke funny?
After hearing this, Jiang Hanjun had no smile on his cool face.
Ouyang Nuo just smiled faintly.
Xia Cao laughed, but he didn't laugh out loud.
"Xia Cao, you're smiling." Mo Mi stared at her face and said with a smile with a raised eyebrows.
"I didn't laugh out loud again." Xia Cao pouted and said unyieldingly, then glanced at Ouyang Nuo, "Besides, Nuo is also smiling."
"Yes." Mo Mi nodded, "This time, you and Nuo both laughed. I saw it. You didn't laugh out loud, so you didn't get a drink. Below, who will continue to tell jokes?"
"I'll talk." Xia Cao's mood rose a lot. "On the Water Splashing Festival, everyone poured water to each other and blessed each other. Suddenly, one person scolded: Damn, who splashed me? Others advised: You are blessing you. The swearer said: Don't do this set of 2c who splashes with boiling water and I will splash 3f"
“Hahahaha…”
"Hehehehehaha..."
“Ahhahaha…”
As soon as she told her joke, she didn't know what was going on. The three men laughed loudly, and they didn't know if the joke she told was too funny or if they didn't want to ruin her interest.
"Hahaha 7e" joke was told by her. Of course she thought it was funny and laughed with them. "Haha, the joke I told was funny, haha, look at you three laughing, haha, you all laughed so loudly, haha, you all have to punish you for drinking, each of them has three drinks in a row." At this time, she seemed to have thrown all her worries and unhappiness into the sea. While laughing, she poured them three full glasses of wine, "You all have to drink, don't be fooled."
"Xia Cao, I won't be sloppy." Jiang Han took the lead in serving the wine and drank three glasses of wine coolly in front of her.
Mo Mi smiled so charmingly, "Hehe, Xia Cao, I'm willing to accept the loss." The voice fell, and he drank three glasses of wine quite generously.
"Ouyang Nuo, Mi and Han have all drunk, you have to drink too." She looked at Ouyang Nuo who did not hold up the wine glass and said with a smile on her eyebrows.
How could Ouyang Nuo feel so happy? "Xia Cao, if you want me to drink, I will drink it." After saying this to her warmly, he drank three glasses of wine freely and easily.
"Hahaha, who should you tell jokes?" After all the three of them drank, she became more active.
"It's my turn." Jiang Han smiled and raised his hand, "There is an ugly woman who can't get married and hopes to be abducted. One day, her dream finally came true. She was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The woman refused to get out of the car. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said: Let's go! The car is not needed!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"Uh hehehehehe..."
"Hahahahaha..."
I have to say, this joke is really funny. Ouyang Nuo smiled, Mo Mi smiled, and Xia Cao smiled, and the three of them were all laughing back and forth.
"Hahahaha... I'm laughing to death, haha, I'm laughing to death..." Xia Cao laughed while also pounding his heart. Among the three, he laughed the most. "Hahahaha... I'm about to burst into tears, hahaha..."
"Xia Cao, you are smiling the most. Come and have a drink." Seeing her laughing, Jiang Han felt accomplished and quickly poured her three glasses of wine.
"Yes, yes, yes, I drink, I drink..." Xia Cao did not deny it, and smiled and drank the three glasses of wine he had filled. "Hehe, I have drunk all of them, hehe, no, we have all told jokes, you didn't tell them."
The smile on Ouyang Nuo's face gradually faded and he nodded to her, "Yes, I'll tell a joke now. I'm not sure, you three will laugh."
"Ha, that's not necessarily true." Hearing this, Xia Cao immediately raised his head and looked very determined. "Let's start talking, I want to hear how funny the joke you told."
Ouyang Nuo smiled faintly and began to tell the story, "Zhuge Liang is a person who is proficient in the eight techniques of Qimen. One of the specialties is verbal skills. However, one day Zhuge Liang was discussing matters with Liu Bei in the tent. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart, but he was afraid that Liu Bei would hear him, so he was embarrassed. He had an idea and said, "Lord, in order to adjust the atmosphere, how about I learnt to call the woodpecker to you?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang imitated the woodpecker and shouted twice, and took the opportunity to release the fart. Then he asked: How about lord? Is it like I learned the elephant? Liu Bei said: Learn it again, the sound of your fart was too loud just now, I didn't see you."
Jiang Han: "Hahahaha..."
Mo Mi: "Ah hehehehe..."
Ouyang Nuo didn't say anything, and when he opened his mouth, it was absolutely amazing, and he told a joke that made Jiang Han and Mo Mi hilarious at the same time.
"Hehe...uh 7e" The moment he finished the joke, Xia Cao couldn't help laughing several times. Suddenly, he thought of what he had just said, then hurriedly tightened his thighs and tried his best to stop the laughter. He looked at Jiang Han and Mo Mi who were about to deform, and tilted their heads to Ouyang Nuo proudly, "Hmph, I didn't laugh, they were both laughing."
Ouyang Nuo seemed to have glanced at her secretly grabbing her thigh under the table to prevent her from laughing. The corner of her mouth was slightly pulled and pulled.
He didn't expose her, and nodded to her, then turned to his two friends who were laughing endlessly, "Han, Mi, you laughed loudly, no matter how close. This time, you both are going to drink."
"Haha, no problem, I'm not afraid of drinking." Jiang Han felt very good. Before he finished speaking, he poured himself three glasses of wine and then drank it all in one go.
Mo Mi was not bad at the debt, and smiled and filled three glasses of wine, drank it elegantly with one cup. After drinking, he started to tell a new round of jokes with a charming smile, "The train was very crowded during the Spring Festival travel rush, and a man stuck his butt out of the window to defecate when he stopped. The inspector under the car found that he shouted: Fatty man holding a cigar, retracted his head."
Jiang Han: "Hahaha..."
Ouyang Nuo: "Hahaha..."
Xia Cao: "Haha, fanatic, this joke you told is so disgusting, hahahaha..."
Mo Mi smiled herself, blinking her left eye at her evil eyes, "Xiacao, no matter whether it is disgusting or not, as long as you and Han and Nuo smile, wouldn't that be fine?"
"Haha, that's right." Xia Cao didn't deny it and nodded with a smile, "This time, let's cheer for the four of us."
"Ha, ok." Mo Mi's faintly confused eyes seemed to have never left her. As soon as she finished speaking, she responded immediately.
"Haha, OK, OK." Jiang Han responded at a different speed, "Come on, Xia Cao, let's cheers..."
"Hahaha..." Ouyang Nuofa smiled to his heart, put aside his elegance, raised his cup high, "Cheers..."
To be continued...