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Chapter 166 What a dog(1/2)

Chapter 166 What a bitch! Hearing what he said, Jiang Han, who was pretending to be stupid, felt a little uncomfortable. He thought to himself, damn fox, when did I call you daddy? You are so good at taking advantage of me.

Is it cheaper?

Due to the special situation at this time, he held back his breath and stopped arguing with him for the time being. He continued to pretend to be a fool, and kept rubbing his body against Xia Cao's body. He shouted more frequently, "Mom."

...Mom...hug, hug...uh-huh, in addition to wanting you to hug me, I also want you to kiss me..."

He was rubbing so hard that Xia Cao was really afraid that he would make him angry, so he quickly said anxiously and worriedly: "Han, can you please stop rubbing your forehead? Sit down quickly and let me wipe your forehead.

Bandage the wound."

"Mom, I want you to hug me, I want you to kiss me..." Jiang Han pretended to be stupid and very intolerant. He hugged Xia Cao's lower back tightly with one hand, while the other hand was restless and quickly reached out to her.

On her chest, he skillfully unbuttoned her clothes, and said impatiently: "Mom, I'm hungry, I want to feed, I want to feed...Mom, feed me..."

"..." Xia Cao was dumbfounded, his eyes wide open, his face full of disbelief... Uh, Han, are you really dumb after you broke your head?

Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi were nearby. Seeing Jiang Han's move, they were angry, anxious and angry, especially Mo Mi.

"Uh, Han, you've gone too far with your 'stupid'." Mo Mi rushed over and grabbed Jiang Han's hand that was about to do something wrong, while gritting his teeth and saying something meaningful, the word 'stupid' was particularly important.

It’s interesting. “You have to be measured when you’re stupid.”

Ouyang Nuo's face turned dark, and he hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her, "Han, how could you do such a thing to Xia Cao in front of us? Are you really stupid?"

Dongfang Xueye had climbed out from under the chair. When he saw Jiang Han not only pressing Xia Cao under him, but also almost extending one hand into Xia Cao's chest, he screamed in anger and his face turned dark.

He immediately stepped forward to help with his hands and feet, shouting: "Bad man, let go of my mother, let go of my mother, or I will kill you..."

At this time, Jiang Han was too deep into the drama, and his mind was getting more and more dizzy. He couldn't get out of the role for a while. He vigorously broke away from Mo Mi and others, and continued to untie Xia Cao's clothes.

Button, "Mom 7e Xia Cao, mom, I just want to eat your milk. 7e Uh-huh. 7e Only by eating your milk can I grow taller..."

Well, this will make the scene really chaotic.

Xia Cao couldn't stand it anymore. Hearing Jiang Han's nonsense, he was sure that Jiang Han must have broken his brain. He quickly tried his best to calmly say to Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi: "Nuo, Mi, Han may be real."

He fell silly and was injured on his head. You two, please stop pulling him hard and let me talk to him properly."

What she said made sense. Ouyang Nuo nodded and quickly stood aside.

Of course, Mo Mi knew some things well. After hearing what she said, he didn't take a step back at all. He held Jiang Han's waist tightly with both hands, biting the corner of his mouth, showing that he was determined to kill Jiang Han.

A look that was immediately taken away from her.

"Mi, why don't you listen to me?" Xia Cao asked urgently in confusion, "Listen to me and stop pulling him hard. I will find a way to calm him down."

Under such circumstances, he had to say certain things. After thinking about it, he said loudly: "Xia Cao, let me tell you the truth. In fact, Han is pretending to be crazy."

"Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?" Xia Cao was confused, "Mystery, what do you mean? Please explain yourself clearly."

"You are so kind to Dongfang Xueye. In the toilet, he and I both said that we were jealous of Dongfang Xueye, a fool... Later, Han listened to what I said about this experiment, picked up the ashtray in the toilet and smashed it with all his strength.

Then, I pretended to be stupid and ran out to call your mother." The situation was unexpected, and Mo Mi told everything clearly.

"Uh, are you two boring?" Ouyang Nuo on the side heard these words and asked angrily with disdain.

"..." Mo Mi also suddenly felt that this matter was really boring. For a moment, he had nothing to say and looked embarrassed.

After learning the cause of the incident, Xia Cao was the angriest. After looking at Mo Mi angrily, he immediately pushed Jiang Han hard against his chest and said, "Uh, Han, you've already failed in pretending to be crazy.

Get up quickly and stop holding me down to make me feed you milk."

"Mom 7e mom..." Jiang Han still held Xia Cao and called her mom, his mouth suddenly pouted loudly, and he couldn't wait to kiss Xia Cao's little mouth, "Uh oh 7e mom, don't feed me

Milk, then kiss me 7e"

Xia Cao was so angry that she wanted to kiss him, "Uh, I don't want it." He shouted loudly, used both hands and feet at the same time, and pushed and kicked him to the ground without any courtesy. Shao Jiang was furious.

Unsurprisingly, Jiang Han came into close contact with the surface with a 'dong' sound. "Uh ah 7e" he frowned and groaned in discomfort. He closed his eyes and suddenly passed out.

He fainted at this time, and everyone present didn't believe it, including Xia Cao, and no one helped him.

"Hey, Han, why are you pretending to be dead? You just went too far in pretending to be stupid and scared Xia Cao. Get up quickly and apologize to our Xia Cao." Mo Mi walked to him first and said angrily,

He raised his foot and kicked his butt several times. Seeing that he still had no reaction, he kicked him harder, "Hey, are you pretending to be stupid and unable to extricate yourself, pretending to be unconscious and pretending to be unconscious?

?”

Xia Cao noticed that Mo Mi was kicking him harder and harder. Seeing that he still didn't wake up, Xia Cao became worried and anxious, "Mi, Han may be really unconscious, so please stop kicking him."

He said anxiously, squatting down quickly and helping Jiang Han up with all his strength, "Han, Han

..." I called him several times, but there was no sign of him waking up. I also saw that the wound on his forehead was still bleeding. My heart immediately started to pound with worry, "Uh, Mi, Nuo,

Hurry and get cotton gauze and medicine, the wound on Han's head must be cleaned immediately."

"Xia Cao, don't worry, I'll get it right away." Ouyang Nuo acted immediately.

Mo Mi's handsome eyebrows were raised high, and he looked at Jiang Han who had fainted with an expression of 'no way', "Uh? Did he really faint? Was he not pretending?"

After the wound on his forehead was bandaged, Jiang Han woke up after a while. When he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Xia Cao's pretty face full of worry. He raised his hand to touch his hand holding the gauze.

forehead, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with my head?"

Mo Mi stood on his left, glanced at him, and said calmly: "It was a hole in the ashtray."

Hearing this, he gradually frowned and suddenly showed an angry look on his face, "Tell me, who hit me with an ashtray?"

"Hehehe 7e" Mo Mi laughed, glanced at him again, and said jokingly: "Who else could it be? A fool with well-developed limbs and a simple mind."

"Well, who is this idiot with well-developed limbs and a simple mind?" Hearing this, he became even more angry, his dark handsome eyes filled with cold murderous intent, "Catch him out immediately, if you dare to break it

My head, I have to kill him."

"..." Mo Mi was speechless. She vaguely realized that something was wrong. She slowly turned her head and looked at his face thoughtfully with her two narrow phoenix eyes.

"You naughty boy, I'm asking you, why are you looking at me?" Seeing that he only looked at himself and didn't speak, Jiang Han's bad temper relapsed. At this moment, his whole body was filled with pain.

Showing the violence expected of a gangster, he said, "Tell me quickly, which damn idiot broke my head with an ashtray."

"Shi Jiang Han, you, what did you just say about me?" Mo Mi wondered if she had heard wrongly, so she took a step closer to him, pointed to her nose and stammered, asking.

"Damn, I said you, that brat, are neither male nor female." Jiang Han raised his chin and said even louder while glaring at his monster face.

"Uh 7e**." Mo Mi was so angry that she vomited blood, gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand and grabbed his collar fiercely, "Han, you ****..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." At this moment, Dongfang Xue Ye, who was playing with toys on the side, burst into laughter, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

When he smiled, Mo Mi immediately transferred all her anger to him. She turned her head and said loudly and fiercely: "Dongfang Xueye, what are you laughing at, you idiot?"

"Ah hahaha, I'm laughing at you, hahahaha, he also said you are neither a boy nor a girl, hahahaha..." Dongfang Xueye raised her hand, pointed at his face and laughed fearlessly.

"You fool, how dare you laugh at me?" As a result, Mo Mi was extremely angry at him and Jiang Han. She pushed Jiang Han away and walked towards him quickly with a fierce look on her face.

Xia Cao and Ouyang Nuo were right next to them, and they had seen everything just now. In the beginning of the conversation between Jiang Han and Mo Mi, both of them thought they were joking and did not step forward to dissuade them.

Xia Cao knew in her heart that Dongfang Xueye had only known them for a few days, and his relationship with them was not good. He would laugh at Mo Mi now, and Mo Mi walked towards him with a bad look on his face, definitely going to beat him.

She would never allow this kind of thing to happen. When she saw it, she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her. She frowned and advised: "Mi, don't argue with Xue Ye. What Xue Ye just said belongs to Tong.

Say it without restraint."

Mo Mi didn't intend to let him go like this Dongfang Xueye said, "Xia Cao, go away. I've long been tired of this fool. He laughed at me so arrogantly today. I have to beat him."

He's looking for teeth all over the place."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Han came over, looked at him, then at Dongfang Xueye, then pointed at Dongfang Xueye, frowning with thick eyebrows and asked: "You just said that my head was given to a limb.

Couldn't it be him who was beaten by a fool with a developed mind and a simple mind?"

"..." Mo Mi was speechless again, wondering why this dead Jiang Han was so stubborn about this problem? The fool with well-developed limbs and simple mind that he just mentioned, wasn't he Jiang Han himself? I used to call him that all the time.

Has he forgotten this guy with strong limbs and simple mind?

"Oh Han, please stop pretending to be stupid and frame Xue Ye. The injury on your head was caused by you picking up the ashtray and hitting yourself in the toilet." Xia Cao heard this anxiously and hurriedly said:

Yi Shi told him that he was afraid that he and Mo Mi would do anything to Dongfang Xueye, and hurriedly grabbed his arm, raised his head and looked at his head with concern, and asked softly, changing the subject: "Han, head

Does the wound still hurt?"

When she asked in a caring voice, Jiang Han felt his head suddenly swell and hurt, and then he looked at her little face with very puzzled eyes, "Who are you?"

"Me?" Xia Cao was stunned by his question, "I, it's Xia Cao."

He twitched the corner of his mouth without any memory, "Summer grass? What summer grass?".

Mo Mi really couldn't stand listening anymore, "Han, do you deserve a beating today?"

Jiang Han immediately stared at his face again, his thick eyebrows slightly furrowed, with a rather confused expression, "Who are you?" He turned his head, looked at Dongfang Xueye again, and then looked at Dongfang Xueye who had remained silent.

Ouyang Nuo pointed to their heads in confusion, "And you and who are you?"

"..." Ouyang Nuo still didn't say a word, but after hearing him ask this question, Junru's face sank, and his wise eyes blinked thoughtfully.

"Oh, ****, you just pretended to be stupid to us, and now you pretend to have amnesia to us?" Mo Mi was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him anymore. She grabbed his shoulders, glared at his face and shouted loudly with gritted teeth, "

Do you not want to be a gang boss, but want to change your career to be an actor, and are you ready to go to the Oscars to win a statuette?"

"Uh, what are you talking about? I really don't know who you are." Jiang Han said seriously.

"Ah ha ha ha..." Dongfang Xue Ye laughed happily at this moment, "Ah ha ha, he was stupid too, ah ha ha, finally someone accompanied me to be stupid together, ah ha ha ha, I won't do it in the future

Lonely, hahaha..."
To be continued...
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