Chapter 95 [The college adventure encountered a major special event! 】(1/2)
Why does Ma Dan suddenly have a sense of déjà vu? If you continue to seek death like this, Mr. World, you will definitely be eaten by the river crab beast, right?
Also, is this special guest lecture room of our house the undead?
And it sounds like the lectures are still very popular. Little Miss Crescent Moon, are you sure the lecturer you are looking for is my teacher?
Why do you feel that the way I opened the house today is wrong? The Nuwa Pangu I met was unreliable enough, but I didn’t expect the little beauty of the Crescent Moon to be so unreliable?
As for why Xia Jiuli calls Xinyue Miss instead of calling her by other nicknames~ The first is that it is our first time to meet, so being too casual is always disrespectful, right?
The second reason is because Little Miss Crescent Moon has a European level that should not belong to a primary school student!
The amount of breast milk in Ma Dan is enough to make senior Zhan Wean even cry when he competes!
I recalled the situation when Little Miss Crescent Moon hugged my left hand tightly and the touch that was hard to describe in words~
If he hadn't been reminding himself to maintain his image all the time in his mind, Xia Jiuli would probably have wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth~
"Well, although I'm very sorry, I still hope that Miss Xinyue can explain the specific things clearly to avoid some misunderstandings."
Xia Jiuli felt that where he was now, there shouldn't be anyone who had no time to come to him to act as a guest, right?
The little beauty of the New Moon felt very familiar to him. This really made Xia Jiuli confused about the situation. In desperation, he could only ask specific questions.
"Hey? Aren't you the guest invited by the Admiral?"
"Okay, may I ask who Miss Xinyue's admiral is?"
"Hey, hey, hey? As the head of the graduating class of the Admiral Academy, who else is qualified to be my admiral besides the head of the academy?"
"Ahem~ So Miss Xinyue is the ship girl under the command of Principal Nuwa? In that case~ I can indeed be regarded as a guest invited by Principal Nuwa."
"Wow! You actually know the Admiral's real name! Plus with such outstanding features~
Then~ you must be the temporary guest lecturer invited by the head of the college to explain the development of deep sea strategy and tactics for the next batch of graduates, right?"
Okay~ Xia Jiuli already knows for sure that the little beauty Jue (River Crab) of the Crescent Moon has taken the wrong boat.
And don’t think that because you are a beautiful woman and you are so eye-catching, you can stare at the proudest part of my house without any scruples! You will even be afraid if my house gets angry~
"Didn't the head of Nuwa College tell Miss Xinyue the name of the temporary guest lecturer?"
"Name? It's already very difficult for me to remember the name of every graduating student. The head of the college also knows my special situation, so I only mentioned your biggest characteristics~
‘That guy is a bit of a wanderer and likes to act alone. If you look for her, you will see a pair of Ou (River Crab) factions that can suppress the entire crowd, and its owner is a temporary guest lecturer.’”
Damn it~ Why is this magical fat caused the trouble again? Also~ Isn’t the setting of Lu Chi and giant European (river crab) pie a little too two-dimensional?
This is obviously a three-dimensional place, okay~ Mr. World, can we still follow the normal script?
"I think it should be~"
"Okay~ don't say anything about what you should or shouldn't do. I'm just your teaching assistant. The students are all in the special classroom. They are the ones who should listen to your various shoulds and shouldn'ts."
Unexpectedly, the little beauty of the Crescent Moon was still impatient. While interrupting Xia Jiuli's words, she once again held Xia Jiuli's right hand in her arms and dragged her forward~
As for Xia Jiuli, he originally wanted to explain it clearly, but his thoughts were overwhelmed by the feeling that he had never felt except for the sudden appearance before~
When Xia Jiuli came to his senses again, he found that he was already standing on the gorgeous podium of a huge palace-level classroom!
"This is the prototype battleship ship girl who has experienced countless battles and is a temporary guest lecturer specially invited by the college principal for everyone. Shouldn't the students express their welcome?"
As Miss Crescent Moon finished speaking, the entire hall-level classroom burst into warm applause.
When Xia Jiuli came back to his senses at first, he looked completely embarrassed and confused. Although he still had a salesperson-like smile on his face, the trouble in his heart was not to mention how profound it was!
Ma Dan himself is originally a homebody who has not graduated from college. Although his studies on weekdays are not that bad, they are not much better~
The honorable podium is an event that I have never experienced before after reading books for more than ten years.
But what about now? You don’t need to turn on the fantasy-level radar to scan. You can tell with the naked eye that in this palace-level large classroom, even the trainee admirals and initial ship girls add up to no less than six or seven hundred, right?
Xia Jiuli said that he didn’t kneel down on the spot, which is considered a very strong psychological quality!
For an ordinary student, even an ordinary college student, there is one career that will be a headache for him before he graduates from school, and that is a teacher!
Xia Jiuli never thought that one day he would stand on the podium with the title of teacher and prepare to teach hundreds of students.
And all this was completely done by Xia Jiuli unwillingly and without any preparation! At this time, Xia Jiuli finally understood why the girls of Sheng Yana would say that they had smoked under certain special circumstances~
One of the ultimate passive talents of a otaku is the triggering ability to immerse yourself in your own fantasy or small world~
In the past, because of this matter, the girls in the Shengyana Guard House were more or less fooled or misled by Xia Jiuli's state of mind, but this time Xia Jiuli finally suffered the consequences.
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Is the destroyer still the best? Is it okay to have a G-level or above European (River Crab) style touch despite being only 1.3 meters tall?
Just this level of benefits can bring Xia Jiuli into his own little world. It's no wonder that the Huacong Masters of the scumbag faction think that magic nerds have never seen the world.
Stupid.
I feel the increasingly weird looks from hundreds of pairs of eyes in the palace-level classroom~
Some students even started whispering about the topic, ‘The head of the college didn’t find a big-chested, brainless idiot to deal with the problem for us’~
As a veteran otaku, Xia Jiuli was finally angered.
Isn't MMP's job just to give lectures to a group of marine specimen reserve personnel in ivory towers? Although I am not professional in education, or it can be said that I have no foundation at all~
But ~ the otaku clan, especially the otakus who claim to be able to save the world with pure love, two-dimensional control, military control and cold weapon control, will it be difficult for you guys to fight against the five scum in Amway?
Even Admiral Kaka, who is praised by you as a life-long honorary school beauty and top student who embodies kindness, wisdom, beauty and positive energy~
They have all been deceived by this house and are about to become the exclusive mascot of the Saint Jana Guard House. Isn't it just a sense of déjà vu to deceive you stupid fans who have played a simple dungeon?
Bang! Boom! Xia Jiuli raised his right hand and slapped the presentation on his side with some force. At the same time, he made a crisp sound like a slap in the face, and at the same time, the gorgeous and expensive presentation also made a loud noise.
The sound turned into crumbs!
And those marine specimen reserves were all stunned by this sudden reality and the two vicious faces that were obviously angry!
Are you asking why there are two evil faces? It’s not because Xia Jiuli was tricked by Admiral Kaka by dressing up!
In the current daily life, the girls in Shengyana Guards House have a very extravagant dress-changing show!
The number of various ship-type clothes that can be replaced at will in each ship's ship-fitting space has risen to double digits. According to Admiral Kaka, this is the welfare policy of the Saint-Yana garrison.
Even Sister Rodney, who has a good relationship with her, is jealous of the benefits of the Shengyana Guards House. As the general flagship of the Shengyana Guards House, Xia Jiuli has even more inventory of ship decorations.
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Likewise, according to Admiral Kaka, ‘It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a good figure, as long as my flagship can show off the other garrison’s faces, wouldn’t it be enough?’.
So Xia Jiuli’s daily dressing up has become one of Admiral Kaka’s favorite daily tasks~
Especially a set of tight-fitting suits with big cute eyes and breasts with various expressions. The various expressions of crying, laughing, angry and sad are enough for Xia Jiuli to change out every day for a week without wearing the same one!
And today~Admiral Kaka ordered Xia Jiuli to wear a tight-chested and big-cute-eyes suit with a vicious and angry expression~
Taking into account Xia Jiuli's slightly angry expression now, a group of marine specimen reserves are facing two very attractive and vicious faces, one large and one small~
"War? The development of strategies and tactics in the deep sea? In my eyes, you guys are a bunch of useless beings except for giving experience to the deep sea to improve your level!
So in what capacity do you want to face the wars you will experience in the future? How will you face the development issues of deep-sea strategy and tactics that I am about to explain next?
Don't be unconvinced, I'm just stating the facts in more realistic terms, that's all!
I just stood here without any words or movements for less than 5 minutes, but the performance of you sea specimen reserves makes me, as a teacher, very worried!
You want to ask me what I am worried about? It is of course the future survival of the entire human race and the ship girls!
Regardless of whether you are a trainee admiral or a first-time ship girl, your most basic identity is that of a glorious naval soldier (battleship), do you know that?
What are the basic requirements for soldiers? The simplest ones are to obey orders and execute them!
The rules and regulations of the college are just a form of orders, so should your performance just now be regarded as obeying orders or executing orders?
Disturbing the order of the classroom by whispering, and talking about the teacher's disrespect for the labor and work of the lecturer on the stage, are these what you, a group of marine specimen reserve personnel under the guise of military personnel, should do?
The future of the human race and the ship girls want to rely on you to pass on, are you sure that those deceased ancestors will not climb up from the bottom of the sea to punish you?"
Well, before these marine specimen reserve members could react to why the shipgirl teacher on the podium, who had an incomparable figure and temperament, suddenly became so angry, Xia Jiuli gave him a righteous reprimand and chicken soup for the soul~
In an instant, the entire palace-level classroom became silent, and all the faces of the Sea Specimens Reserve members showed an annoyed look.
Maybe they were still a little unconvinced, but Xia Jiuli secretly praised this positive attitude of admitting mistakes. At the same time, Xia Jiuli also praised his wit and shamelessness.
Like!
Every otaku is a theoretical master in the world of deception. In this world where human nature is relatively pure, theoretical masters can finally embark on the path of practice.
Of course~ If you were someone more experienced, you wouldn't have been fooled, right? For example, as the senior teacher and the temporary assistant of the house, Little Miss Crescent Moon~ Pfft!
Ahem~ Okay, I decided to make this face myself~
Even if you have acquired such a sacred and mature profession as a teacher, even if all the things that I yearn for have reached the G level, it still cannot change the fact that primary school students are all stupid and cute!
Little Miss Crescent Moon, can you put away the typical two-dimensional worshiping brain-twitching style with eyes twinkling with stars and hands folded on the chest?
This house looks very square when you look at it yourself! Don’t be embarrassed to say it in front of so many sea specimen reserves!
"Okay~ The first point I want to give you in this class is to never forget your basic identity and profession~
At the same time, all future thinking and judgments about war and combat tactics must be based on your most basic identities and professions to make reasonable judgments.
To be continued...