Autumn is a season that has nothing to do with love.

According to Chu Lun’s survey data, the probability of college student couples breaking up in autumn is as high as 36.3%, second only to the 42.7% in winter. If the probabilities of all seasons are added together, it can be easily concluded that the probability of college student couples breaking up is as high as 96.1%.

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This is why Chu Lun has always firmly believed that college students' love is a waste of time and money, and will not achieve any substantial benefits.

However, Fang Tian is an exception.

He belongs to the 3.9% probability of being a deadlock.

In this season with the second highest breakup rate in the year, new learning is still unfolding.

The reason why Fang Tian made a bet with Qu Wei on a whim was because he vaguely saw his former self in his senior sister. Although he did not aspire to become a terrorist when he was in college, he also worked for some practical reason.

I wasted four years in college without a great career.

As the saying goes, there is no girlfriend in e-sports.

So during his four years in college and the few years after graduation, he really didn't find a girlfriend, and the skills he honed in college without sleep and food could only be used as a training agent to earn some extra money.

For some reason, he got a chance to delete the files and start over again, so he also wanted to give Qu Wei a chance.

Unfortunately, as an otaku who has studied science and engineering in his two lifetimes, Fang Tian has never had a romantic nature. Of course, he cannot write poetry. The only thing he can write is an examination essay based on the college entrance examination argumentative essay template.

I am afraid that even primitive people would not use argumentative essay templates to express their thoughts and feelings about love.

However, Fangtian's advantage is that he is good at learning.

Therefore, in the advanced mathematics course on Monday, when his classmates were all confused by the formulas in the books, he calmly took out a teaching book called "Beginner's Guide to Love."

Author, anonymous.

Fangtian didn't know why there was this book in the Aozora University library, but when he saw the cover, he determined the target without hesitation.

Although the identity of the author cannot be confirmed, this does not affect the popularity of this book at all - due to being read too many times, and some chapters are always read over and over, the pages of the book are somewhat cracked.

This is enough to show that before him, countless seniors have carefully studied the knowledge and formulas about love.

For a moment, Fang Tian actually had the illusion that senior was with me.

"Fangtian."

Unfortunately, because he was too focused on studying, Fangtian didn't realize that the advanced mathematics teacher's eyes had been focused on him, "Which formula should be used for the example on page 7 of the textbook?"

Fangtian stood up instinctively. The knowledge mentioned in the textbook made his heart surge, so he blurted out, "Lagrange's romantic theorem."

This decisive and confident answer immediately silenced the class. For a moment, the cold numerical symbols in the textbook seemed to suddenly become romantic.

"That's a good answer." The teacher's eyes were bright, "Come to my office after class."

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A small setback like being called to the office by the advanced mathematics teacher was not enough to dissuade Fangtian from studying. The first time he came back from the office to do the questions, Fangtian couldn't wait to return to the dormitory, staying in bed because he had stayed up all night reading novels.

Lin Jiu shouted out of the computer screen.

He got a lot of inspiration from the "New Book Beginner's Guide to Love".

The textbook emphasizes the importance of romance in the first chapter.

For couples in love, romance is an essential catalyst - this is a truth that even laypeople who know nothing about love understand.

But the crux of the question is, what is romance?

The textbook provides Fangtian with an idea in the first section of the first chapter, which collectively refers to this simple and unpretentious technique as the sense of ritual in life.

The so-called ceremony is not for you to fly a helicopter to school to give flowers and confess to the girl you like, but to embellish some extremely ordinary behaviors in daily life.

Fang Tian felt that these contents were of great benefit to him, and he had already made a plan when the teacher in the advanced mathematics class explained Lagrange's mean value theorem.

Under Lin Jiu's dazed gaze, he took out the tall glass he borrowed from Senior Hao's club and put several kinds of tea leaves into the cup in a dazzling way.

Then he opened the zipper of his schoolbag and took out two different brands of mineral water bought from the supermarket in front of the school.

Fisherman Spring in his left hand, Qiantose Mountain in his left hand, with a movement of his wrist, the two mineral water bottles were spinning rapidly in his hand like acrobats.

This movement was so smooth that Fangtian had practiced it many times on the way back - this was an advanced bartender technique he learned from short videos.

After "shaking" the two bottles of mineral water, Fangtian unscrewed the bottle caps and poured two different brands of wine into tall glasses at the same time.

This is the sense of ritual that Fang Tian understands.

Although it is still stable tea, it is a stable tea carefully prepared using advanced bartending techniques.

"Please use."

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In the dark, a pair of bloodshot eyes saw this incredible scene.

At this moment, Painted Skin Ghost's heart was shocked like never before - even when everyone in the hospital switched to using mobile phones to communicate, leaving no chance for it to sneak into Fu Yuan's ward, it was never as shocked as it was now.

It is not easy to get rid of Fang Tian. It believes that this enemy, which is more difficult than the ghost exorcist, must also be thinking about how to deal with itself.

But the reality is far from Painted Skin Ghost's imagination.

In fact, Fang Tian was not thinking about how to deal with him at all, but was concentrating on studying love skills in advanced mathematics class.

Looking at the scene that was playing out in front of him, Painted Skin Ghost felt like he was going to suffer from brain congestion.

As legendary ghosts who are good at playing with people's hearts, what they are best at is exploiting people's deepest desires.

In ancient times, they would disguise themselves as beautiful women to seduce passing scholars. Therefore, for them, it is their ability to arouse people's desires and make them immersed in beautiful fantasies.

Painted Skin Ghost dares to bet with his hundreds of years of experience that if Fang Tian can please girls, his name will be written upside down!

You don't have to flirt if you don't know how to flirt.

Painted Skin Ghost wanted to stand on the window of Fangtian's dormitory and roar at the people inside.

However, what happened next subverted his imagination again.

After enjoying Fang Tian's performance, Lin Jiu drank the tea with a smile, opened her arms, faced Fang Tian, ​​and gave the latter a warm hug.

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How come your little girl's movie is finished with just a cup of tea?

Are you worthy of your status as a fierce ghost?
Chapter completed!