Chapter 80 Inspiration comes from life
After sending away the fragrant phosphorus, Fuyuki turned around and jumped up and pinched the rabbit head of the superior An: "You bastard, you caused me to be called a moon bug and I haven't settled it with you yet. You little bastard still dares to disturb the morale of the army.
What kind of crime should we do?!"
How majestic is his popular title, The Man Who Corrodes the Moon!
As a result, the superior An, a bastard, called himself a moon worm. Although the meaning was similar, it was all about meeting the moon, so all the contractors called him a moon worm, and now he came to disturb him for flirting with phosphorus!
If you want to die, just tell me, I will use the psychic sacrifice technique to ensure that your death is very valuable!
"Unjustly accused..." The superior secretly slapped the ground and surrendered: "The sky is a lesson! I am completely thinking about Master Yue Chong!"
"I even bought your Bai Wugu, and I'm just going to wait for Master Yue Chong's hand, and then quickly go to the bridal chamber for the night of flowers and candles..."
"Hmph, you know nothing about flirting with girls, go, go, go..." Dongshu snorted coldly and drove his brother out of the room.
Then, Dongshu suddenly discovered a blind spot, what is my Bai Wuguan? This thing is a wedding dress! How could I wear Bai Wugou?!
Fuyuki hesitated for a while, then left the room, found Natsumi in the accounting room, and asked her to go home with her.
Fuyuki has not been home for a long time. He has been in the Death Forest recently. He has almost met everyone he should see today. Uchiha Itachi has just left the Land of Rain. It is estimated that it will take four to five days to reach Konoha.
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"Maitreya, when I beg you, I only owe Moonworm 5.3 billion now. As long as you help me pay it off, I promise not to cause trouble for five hundred years, and I will sleep in the sealed place...
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"I've had enough of the daily necessities of life. Now I just want to go back to the sealed land, or you kill me. We are one, and your strength will not be any weaker than mine. You must control your strength and protect...
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Dongshu stood outside the door and eavesdropped for a while, then left the private room door with a look of helplessness.
"The lustful immortal is really as mysterious as you say?"
After passing a corner, Fuyuki saw Naruto and Jiraiya hooking up. They didn't know what they were chatting about. Fuyuki didn't pay much attention. He said hello and found Hinata and Neji, preparing to go home together.
"Hey, Naruto, do you know that kid from the Hyuga family just now?"
Jiraiya changed the topic and didn't want to discuss swimsuits and Kabukicho with Naruto anymore. He always felt that he shouldn't discuss these with Naruto, otherwise something terrible would happen.
"Huh? You mean Fuyuki? We know him! He is a friend of mine, a god like Sasuke." Naruto said to Jiraiya casually.
Although he mentioned Fuyuki's name, Naruto didn't say much. He had known Jiraiya for half an hour and didn't quite trust him yet.
It’s okay to discuss young ladies and swimsuits, but I can’t do anything about betraying information about my friends!
"God?" Jiraiya looked confused.
"Yes, they are all super rich. They spend hundreds of thousands and millions every day. Fuyuki used to take time off and miss school all day long on the grounds of managing billions of dollars in wealth..." Naruto said with envy on his face:
"Sasuke is the same. He can take out the key and open the door of a villa in just two steps. There is also a commercial street in the house. He is very generous in collecting rent every month."
In Dongshu's hot spring resort, the cost of simply soaking in hot springs is actually average, only 10% more expensive than outside.
But as for eating, drinking and having fun, I'm sorry, if you don't put thirty to fifty thousand taels on the table today, you won't be able to get out.
Sasuke directly regarded the hot spring hotel as his own home. He ate, drank and slept here, so his daily expenses were naturally high.
He tidied up Uchiha Commercial Street and outsourced it directly to subletting, and now he is a wealthy yuppie.
But he didn't move the clan's residential area. He only asked people to clean it occasionally. Everything was kept as it was. He wanted to keep the appearance of the residential area, kill the hot man and come back with his head raised to pay homage to the clan members who died tragically on the streets!
"You are so rich, why don't you give me some?"
After listening to Naruto's story about the two gods, Jiraiya couldn't help but complain.
He originally thought that with a savings book of 600 million taels, he should be considered a rich man.
But when he saw Fuyuki spreading money like water and Sasuke's property all over the Fire Country, he immediately felt unhappy.
What, these two brats are so rich, aren’t they afraid of being beaten up by liars or kidnapped?!
"In the next book, I will write about Fuyuki and let him be bullied until he cries..." Jiraiya said unhappily.
"That's right, Fuyuki and Sasuke are so stinky. I really want to see them crying. My dream is to make them both cry!" Naruto also agreed.
"Hmm...hahahaha."
The old man and the young man were not serious and laughed together.
"Idiot, Uchiha never sheds tears!"
Sasuke walked out of the private room, looked at the two guys who were giggling, said something coldly, and turned to leave.
"Look, I said they were super stinky!!!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke's back, with a look on his face as expected.
"Hmm, write him down too!" Jiraiya nodded seriously.
At this point, Naruto remembered something: "Did you write a book, Lustful Immortal? What kind of book did you write?"
"Hey, hey, hey, listen carefully, the epic novel that has been popular in the ninja world and has been best-selling for eight consecutive years, Kissing Heaven, is written by this immortal!" Jiraiya said proudly.
Naruto had a dull look on his face, and couldn't help but cover his painful head with his hands.
He could already imagine that when Sasuke and Fuyuki read the content of the novel, they spent a lot of money to hire assassins to assassinate the guy who wrote the book. He also had an idea, so he shouldn't have been silenced by the two gods.
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"Sexy Sennin..." Naruto hesitated, "It's better not to write about Sasuke and Fuyuki?"
"What are you afraid of? It should be their honor to be able to read this immortal work!"
"I'm afraid they'll kill you with 800 million each, and then throw your ashes into the river..."
Jiraiya had a thin layer of cold sweat on his forehead: "Well...it shouldn't be possible, right? Bah, what are you afraid of? I'm very strong!"
Seeing that the topic finally turned to strength, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief.
Idiot Naruto, just ask me! As a very incompetent elder, there is not much I can do to compensate you.
Originally, the year Orochimaru died, the Third Generation issued a recall order to him.
Unfortunately, Jiraiya really couldn't leave. He wanted to help Myobokuyama find a boy with blue eyes.
This is the prophecy of the Great Toad Sage, and this young man is related to the survival of Miaomu Mountain.
Jiraiya was so dumbfounded that he went back to Konoha to take a photo of Naruto without saying a word.
But the Great Toad Immortal said no. That young man's blue eyes are very special and very beautiful. As soon as you see them, you will know whether he is the one you are looking for.
In fact, the Great Toad Sage didn't know who it was. The future it saw was very vague. It only knew that there was a boy with blue eyes who came to Kaguya and secretly reported about Mt. Myoboku...
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In order not to be exterminated, the Great Toad Immortal also risked his life and asked the toad of Miaomu Mountain to find the blue-eyed boy.
Jiraiya has been looking for him for several years. Thanks to Mount Myoboku's love, he couldn't refuse Mount Myoboku's request.
"Huh? How strong are you, a lecherous old man?" Naruto's eyes narrowed to a slit, like a little fox, and he looked at Jiraiya suspiciously.
"Me? I'm not that strong. I'm known as one of the three ninjas. I'm the apprentice of the third generation Hokage. I taught the fourth generation Hokage..."
Naruto:".........."
"Uncle, handsome uncle, teach me how to practice..." Naruko looked shy and gave Jiraiya a wink.
"Hiss... Si Guoyi, as long as you maintain this form, leave all your cultivation to me!"
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Chapter completed!