Chapter 0001 Embarrassing appearance(1/2)
"Name: Ding Lei, 27 years old, fat house, soul purity 75..."
"Cause of death: self-sacrifice for others?"
On an exaggerated golden chair, a beautiful woman dressed in strange clothes was talking casually while looking at Ding Lei, who had become translucent.
With the face of an angel and the body of a devil, a pair of wings made of an unknown metal are exposed from the back of a very fitted red embroidered cheongsam, and two sparkling antennas are inserted into the head of the bun with long golden hair...
This nondescript outfit is difficult to associate with an angel receiving souls, but the reality makes Ding Lei, who is sitting opposite her, twitching at the corners of his eyes...
"When I went to school to sell teaching materials, I caught a little girl who fell from the building with my bare hands. I thought I was hit to death by her!" Ding Lei scratched his round head vigorously and showed an embarrassed smile, but he remembered his last memory.
In the middle, the girl who was hugged tightly by him was relieved again.
"Is she... okay?" Ding Lei sighed softly and asked with sincerity and seriousness in his eyes.
"Of course it's okay. After all, she just wanted to skip class from the second floor of the school. This is not the first time she has done this!" The beauty replied equally seriously, tilting her head slightly.
"Oh, that's good!" Ding Lei nodded vigorously, but after thinking about it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong from where he started...
"Wait... skipping class? On the second floor? Do you still do this often? Then I..."
"Actually, if you hadn't been blocking her, she wouldn't have sprained her ankle!"
The beautiful woman spread her hands and shrugged her shoulders, but Ding Lei suddenly became stupid...
"You mean, she killed me when she jumped off a building to skip class, and she even sprained her ankle? Then what is my sacrifice? To get killed by myself?"
He just felt dizzy and his brain seemed to be unable to keep up with his thoughts...
"Actually, you were not killed by her..."
The beautiful woman sat up straight, stretched her head forward slightly, and looked at Ding Lei strangely with her two big bright eyes, the smile in her eyes could hardly be suppressed...
"You died of cardiac paralysis, which is medically defined as a fait accompli caused by subconscious suspended animation. In other words, you thought you were going to be crushed to death by her, and you were pretty sure...
To put it simply, you are scared to death of yourself!"
The beauty's face turned red, and she grasped the armrests of the seat with both hands. Her body was trembling slightly, as if she was trying her best to restrain herself from laughing.
"Scared to death?" Upon hearing her words, Ding Lei suddenly jumped up from his chair.
"That's right, you were scared to death by yourself!"
The beauty tilted her head to one side as she spoke, but her shoulders were shrugging, apparently she couldn't restrain herself anymore...
"Your attending doctor also held a medical seminar using your cases, and the whole meeting was spent in laughter..."
"And after learning the cause of your death, your father, who was a soldier, refused to sign your death notice and considered severing the father-son relationship with you..."
"And I have been doing soul guidance work for so long, and this is the first time I have seen such a weird way of death...
Pfft...hahahaha..."
As the strange-looking beauty spoke, she suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably. She laughed forward and backward, and slapped the armrests of the golden chair with her hands...
"Shut up! Stop laughing now! My original intention was to save her, and the situation was so critical that I didn't even have time to think about it!" Ding Lei's mind roared, and he protested angrily, his chubby face filled with embarrassment and confusion.
Turning red with anger.
"You, you must have heard wrong!
I am just a program in this fully intelligent reincarnation system. Of course, the program is strict, fair and devoid of personal feelings and emotions, and will not laugh at anyone...
Unless you can't help it...
I was scared to death by myself...Pfft~"
The beautiful woman turned her head away again as she spoke, holding her arms with her hands and shaking her body, obviously still snickering...
"You are also said to be rigorous! So rigorous that you shed tears when you laugh? And what kind of system is hosting such a serious matter like reincarnation? Isn't this a bit too childish!"
Ding Lei waved his chubby fists and protested feebly.
"I really, really didn't laugh at you. After all, you are sacrificing yourself for others. This is a very noble sentiment!"
Hearing Ding Lei's protest, the beautiful woman quickly turned her head and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, adjusted her facial expression and explained.
"And in view of your act of sacrificing your life to save others, the reincarnation system will give you a reward! Please explain your reincarnation wish. We will screen the existing world based on your description. You have one minute to make a decision...
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"So busy? Only one minute? Are there many people rushing to reincarnate?"
After being depressed for a long time, Ding Lei was suddenly awakened by her words.
He had no time to think about how he died. With his many years of film reading experience, his brain, which he had trained in living in the house for 20 years, started to work rapidly...
“You don’t need reincarnation or anything like that, right? It’s too troublesome to start all over again, isn’t it? Isn’t time-travel popular now?
But the earth is too complicated. It would be great if we could travel to a simpler world...
I’m better at RPG games. Isn’t that how it’s written in anime..."
"The purpose is unknown, please describe it again..." The beauty became serious, but she frowned slightly, as if she was a little confused by Ding Lei's words.
"Also, I don't want to be a fat man anymore!" Ding Lei ignored her, dragging his chin and continuing to think seriously, "Let alone being short and poor, I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, and I want to have the beauty of a woman."
The beauty of the world..."
"It's too vague, please elaborate..." The beauty tilted her head to express confusion...
"You must have peerless skills, otherwise you will regret your identity as a time traveler..." Ding Lei was unmoved...
"Out of the system's capabilities, please try again..." The beauty then became confused...
"It's best to give me a few artifacts. As for the harem and so on, I will work hard myself..."
"It's beyond the scope of the system's understanding, please try again..."
"That's right! Don't be too wild. I'm not too interested in the power of the wild..."
"Unable to understand, please be more brief..."
"There is also an identity, it must not be too shabby..."
Reminders sounded in his ears, but Ding Lei seemed to be completely unaware of it. He didn't care about her intentions at all and just kept thinking about it...
"Do you think it would be better to be reincarnated as a prince of a great country? Or as a legendary martial sage?"
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"Okay, shut up, the time limit is over!
The information is fuzzy, the system is automatically integrating..."
"Filtering..."
The beauty in the weird attire seemed to have finally lost her patience. Her tone increased a lot, as if she wanted to interrupt Ding Lei, but Ding Lei still looked like he was in the ascendant...
"The prince has a noble status, but he doesn't seem to have enough freedom...
Martial Saint is free and easy, but will the road to growth be too hard?"
"The match is successful, start transmitting immediately!"
While he was chattering, a hurried shout came. Before Ding Lei finished speaking his thoughts, his body suddenly trembled...
Then began an infinite bungee-like fall...
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One minute.
Ding Lei seemed to have missed a great opportunity to customize his own afterlife, but this minute's vague description also completely stumped this seemingly rigorous beauty...
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"I'm coming……
This is called fat burning, okay, hahaha..."
Warm energy covered his whole body, but Ding Lei's body became lighter and lighter. His whole body seemed to have undergone a training. This wonderful feeling seemed to make him ignore the discomfort of falling...
"Hahaha……
Restart life, dominate another world, build a harem, I, Ding Lei...
Forehead!"
"Boom...boom..."
He just clenched his fists and laughed heartily a few times, but a roar in his head made him dizzy in an instant, and he almost died again...
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"This is not over yet..."
The feeling of falling suddenly disappeared. Ding Lei shook his head hard to drive away the dizziness and opened his eyes suddenly, but the scene in front of him made his jaw almost drop... on the bed!
luxurious!
To be continued...