Fanwaiyi Revolutionary Army Annual Meeting(1/2)
The Revolutionary Army is led by Monkey D. Dragon, the only son of the naval hero Monkey D. Garp. Its purpose is to overthrow the unequal rule of the Draco people who dominate the world government. Of course, this is their original purpose.
After their goal was taken over by Kaido, they basically became an organization similar to the Master House type. Generally, the organization received commissions, such as occasionally delivering express delivery, mediating conflicts between countries, or helping the navy to arrest evil spirits.
Pirates and the like... In line with the arduous task of supporting their families, they will do almost anything for money.
Today is the annual meeting held by their revolutionary army on the white island of Bardigo in the New World. Today it can be said that all the prominent figures in the entire revolutionary army will come out to show their faces.
Among them, Long, who is the leader of the Revolutionary Gold, will of course take advantage of this rare annual meeting to show off his charm as a leader to his subordinates.
"Everyone! Since you can appear here, it means that you are all elites among elites, warriors among warriors!"
"You are all the pillars of our revolutionary army and the backbone of our revolutionary army. One day you will successfully overthrow the world government and become great warriors and legends on this sea!"
Monkey D. Long spoke excitedly.
"Don't be stupid, sir~ The World Government has been overthrown by Kaido a long time ago. All the Celestial Dragons are dead. We have already won!"
It's a pity that things are no longer the same as before. No one in the revolutionary army can sell Monkey D. Dragon's account anymore.
"No! You are wrong!"
"Kaido only overthrew the World Government visible to the naked eye, but he did not overthrow the World Government in the hearts of the people!"
"The world government that commits all kinds of evil and turns good girls into prostitutes still lives in people's hearts!"
"That's the world government in the spirit!"
"And our revolutionary army not only wants to destroy the world government in people's hearts, but also destroy the world government in people's spirits!"
"What we do is greater than Kaido who only knows how to fight and kill!"
"The people of the world cannot be saved by war, only by revolution!"
Monkey D. Long waved his arms and shouted loudly.
"oh!!!!"
However, with Monkey D. Long's passionate speech, only a few of his cadres who were absolutely loyal to him responded to him.
"So boss, when will dinner be served?"
Someone touched his withered belly and asked Monkey D. Long.
"After listening to my passionate speech, do you only want to eat?"
Monkey D. Long was very angry. Why did these people think he was giving such a hard speech?
"Brother... who the hell can support a revolution if they are full?"
"Those who have enough to eat, who has time for revolution?"
"Who do you think the people accompanying you in the revolution are?"
A group of revolutionary troops looked at the disappointed Monkey D. Long and spoke speechlessly.
"Stop talking! To be honest, your performance disappointed me and made me feel very disappointed. You are not worthy of the title of our revolutionary army at all. Today I specially asked for my own money to invite two seniors in the revolutionary army for you."
, let them teach you what revolution means and what it means to spiritually defeat the world government!"
Monkey D. Long preached very excitedly to a group of revolutionary army soldiers.
"We have invited Mr. Simon, the undercover agent of our Revolutionary Army in the World Government, and... the undercover agent of our Revolutionary Army in the Navy, Monkey D. Huang... cough cough cough... No, it's Polu
Mr. Salino!"
"Please applaud!"
"Pah, pah, pah..."
Monkey D. Long said this, and without waiting for his subordinates to applaud, he waved his hands vigorously first, letting his own applause resound across the entire stage.
"Hey~ Hello everyone~ I am your good friend~ Porusalino~"
Just after Monkey D. Long finished speaking, Porusalino turned into bursts of light and came to the huge stage. He pouted and greeted the revolutionary soldiers below him.
.
"It's... Admiral!"
"What? Why is the Admiral here?"
"It's really terrible!"
"Quickly retreat~quickly retreat~"
With Porusalino's appearance, each revolutionary soldier suddenly had drops of sweat on their foreheads and shouted nervously!
Facing the extremely powerful naval admiral, the revolutionary troops were extremely nervous, and their movements of escaping with their heads in their hands were so skillful that it made people feel distressed.
"Don't be so nervous~"
"Don't be afraid~"
"After all, I am not a devil~"
Porusalino looked at the revolutionary soldiers who chose to run away the moment they saw him, and sighed helplessly.
"Yes, you are indeed not a devil, but you are more terrifying than the devil!"
This group of righteous revolutionary soldiers agreed very much with what Porusalino said. As a naval admiral, Porusalino is certainly not a devil, but a more terrifying existence than the devil. He is simply an invincible person.
A monster of strength!
"You say that to me, but it makes me feel very embarrassed~"
"I'm just trying to make some extra money. Wouldn't you just make do with it and listen to me make up a few stories?"
Porusalino spoke directly from his heart, without any intention of covering up Monkey D. Long’s shame.
"Damn it! Don't talk about it!"
Monkey D. Long's expression slowly changed after hearing Porusalino's words. He decided to pay Porusalino to come over, but he only decided after making great determination, and Polu
Salino's asking price was extremely high, and it cost him almost all his money to hire him.
"That guy is an admiral... Hehehe... It seems that the so-called admiral is nothing more than that. He would actually fall for money and get close to these revolutionary troops who are like mud at the bottom of the pond. It's really funny."
The leader of CP0 crossed his arms around his chest and felt unusually funny after hearing Porusalino's words.
"Simon! Please persuade him quickly..."
Monkey D. Long in the audience shouted anxiously to Simon.
"Who the hell is Simon?"
After hearing what Long said, the leader of CP0 shouted angrily.
"Simon, how can you be like this? The day before yesterday, you were calling me Xiaolonglong, and now you can turn your back on me and deny me?"
Monkey D. Long shouted angrily, he had promised to give Simon freedom, which was the highest reward for a prisoner.
"When did I call you Xiaolonglong?"
"Besides, the most important thing is that I am not called Simon at all. I have my own name."
The CP0 leader kept preaching to Monkey D. Long.
"What? Simon, you actually said that your name is not Simon, that you even have your own name?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! You must have been hit in the head by me."
"You are my brother, you are Simon!!"
Monkey D. Long has regarded Simon as his best brother, a beloved relative and friend who is sympathetic to his brothers and sisters.
"What bullshit."
After hearing what Long said, Simon curled his lips speechlessly. He didn't intend to have any communication with this idiot.
"Since everyone has allowed me to come on stage, let me show off my talents a little bit!"
"After all, as a special guest, I really don't dare to take the money if I don't show my hand~"
"Since everyone recognizes me so much, I will sing a song for the general~"
"I have a pen, I have an apple."
"Yeah~Apple-pen!"
"I have a pen, I have pineapple."
"Hmm~Pineapple-pen!"
"..."
I saw the current Navy Admiral acting as Admiral Polusalino and singing PPAP in front of everyone~
The demonic voice and the demonic dance directly stunned all the revolutionary soldiers.
"What kind of fuss is this?"
"Is this the Admiral?"
"Are you...what a joke?"
To be continued...