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1869 Joke

"Xiao Lang!"

When I was talking on the phone with Zhang Xiaoke, a familiar male voice suddenly came from behind my ears.

I subconsciously went back to my head, but I saw Wang Mang's spiritual partner Chang Fei standing at the door of the store.

The old boy looked radiant today, wearing a black baseball cap with MLB, a plaid casual short-sleeved shirt that was extremely inconsistent with his age, navy blue sweatpants, and a pair of sports shoes under his feet. He was a white young teenager.

After seeing him, I immediately put away the anger on my face and murmured at Zhang Xiaoke: "Hurry up and ask your best friend to come over and complete the procedures for me, otherwise I will find her."

Then he tiptoed to Chang Fei and said hello: "Hey, Uncle Chang, are you resting today?"

"Darling, you're here. If you don't come again, my baby and I will be beaten to death." At the same time, the uric acid girl in a red short skirt came over faster than me, hugged Chang Fei's arm, and hummed in a coquettish voice. While selling her, she also squeezed out two tears in a ready-made manner.

Seeing the two of them hugging each other, my heart skipped a beat, and then I deliberately glanced at the woman with a very bad taste, and asked Chang Fei with a smile: "Uncle, is this my aunt?"

Chang Fei's cheeks flushed instantly, and he unnaturally broke free from the woman's support and coughed twice: "Don't talk nonsense, this is Yao Panpan of the European and American Ya Cosmetics Company. The European and American Ya Cosmetics Company is also our Yangcheng that will vigorously support and help key local companies this year."

Listening to Chang Fei’s defense of no silver here, I tried my best to make a “I believe” expression on my face, and then stretched out my hand to the woman and said, “Hello, Mr. Yao, I have long admired my name, I am Wang Lang.”

"Wang Lang!" The woman's eyes, which were originally squinted, suddenly widened.

I smiled and said nodded: "What? Is my name so ugly? Is it even scared Chairman Yao."

"No...no." The woman who called Yao Panpan immediately shook her head like a rattle.

Just as we were talking, Jiang Jingya had already changed out of the clothes she looked particularly fond of, walked out in her original clothes, and sensibly carried my arm, and whispered: "Husband, I thought about it, that clothes are not suitable for my figure. Let's go shopping somewhere else."

"This is..." Chang Fei seemed to find the source of the topic, and immediately pointed at Jiang Jingya next to me and asked, "Is it my niece-in-law?"

I happily hugged Jiang Jingya's shoulder and said, "Yes, Xiaoya, I will introduce you to you. This is Chang... Uncle Chang, my partner with a good relationship."

"Hello Uncle Chang." Jiang Jingya politely stretched her hands and said hello.

I turned my head and looked at Jiang Jingya and said, "Why did you change your clothes?"

"I don't think it's appropriate." Jiang Jingya squeezed out a smile in a sarcasm, and at the same time she showed her eyes to tell me not to continue.

"No, I think it fits quite well. What do you think Mr. Yao?" I gently scraped her little nose and stared at Yao Panpan without hesitation: "Do you think my wife needs to give up her clothes?"

Yao Panpan bit his bloody lips and leaned gently against Chang Fei with his arm.

"What are you giving up? Since you like it, let the owner get a few more sets back when you look back." Chang Fei smiled and smoothed out the situation.

"The only one is the most valuable." I breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the locker room, and said to Jiang Jingya: "Go, my wife, change the clothes back, and show Uncle Chang whether it fits well. The waiter will help me. My wife has a big belly and it is not convenient to change clothes."

"This..." The shopping guide manager hesitated and looked at Yao Panpan with a red face with anger.

"Why, don't you have time?" I looked down at the dog that looked down on people and chuckled at Yao Panpan: "Mr. Yao, please help me help my wife in and change into clothes, is it okay?"

Chang Fei cleared his throat and blinked at Yao Panpan and said, "Go, Xiaolang and I are good friends."

Yao Panpan couldn't help it anymore and pulled Chang Fei's arm and said coquettishly: "Old Chang, I'm also a pregnant woman."

I glanced at her belly mockingly and joked: "You pregnant woman? If you didn't say it, I would have thought it was beer belly, haha..."

"You!" Yao Panpan raised his fingers and pointed at me angrily, and his long nails suddenly hung a hole in my forehead.

"What are you doing!" Jiang Jingya immediately pushed Yao Panpan away, raised her hand and slapped her with a slap.

This slap definitely drew the power of the prehistoric world. Seeing that Yao Panpan, who had to be more than 110 pounds, was slapped directly, covered her cheeks, sat on the ground in surprise, and then cried out with a "scream".

Jiang Jingya stared at Yao Panpan panting and said, "It's okay if you scold us, but if you dare to touch my husband with one finger, I can't avoid you!"

Yao Panpan looked at Chang Fei with tears in his eyes: "Old Chang, are you still a man? Are you just watching me being beaten by others?"

I glanced at Chang Fei whose face had completely dimmed, and I immediately squatted down and supported Yao Panpan and said soft words without any pain: "Sorry, Mr. Yao, my wife has a little temper. I'm so anxious that she won't say she's slapping you. I'm just like a common thing. I think you're quite a bit short of money. Do you think this is OK? I slap 500,000 yuan later. I'll give you money later."

While saying that, I turned my head and blinked my eyes and pretended to complain to Jiang Jingya: "Wife, so are you. Just bet on me if you owed my hand. Why are you going to beat me? Why don't you apologize quickly?"

Jiang Jingya instantly understood what I meant, and glanced at Yao Panpan with a smile without a smile, humming: "Oh, sorry."

"Okay, please change your clothes quickly. Waiter, pour a cup of hot water for Mr. Yao quickly. If something happens to Mr. Yao, I can't avoid you." I spitted, put my shoulders on Chang Fei and pushed out the door: "Uncle, it's not appropriate for women to change clothes here. Let's talk to you about my Uncle Mang's recent arrangements."

"Panpan, I understand something, I have told you more than once." Chang Fei took a deep breath and spoke to Yao Panpan with tears in his eyes.

"Yes, I'm a big chairman. I know something, don't worry about my uncle Chang." I looked at her obediently when I got the advantage, and pulled Chang Fei out of the store attentively.

After walking more than ten meters away, I let go of Chang Fei and bowed sincerely to apologize: "Uncle, I'm sorry for what happened today."

"You told me to be unable to get out of Taiwan." Chang Fei said with a stern face: "Panpan has been with me for several years, and she is now pregnant with my flesh and blood. How do you tell me to explain to her in the future?"

"Uncle, are we just doing errands of that type of girl?" I licked my lips and chuckled: "You kicked her. In minutes, I will find fifty model-level people to come to your doorstep to cry."

"What nonsense are you talking about? How old am I? Can I withstand such trouble?" Chang Fei gave me a blank look, and Yu patted his bullying breasts in anger and said, "Xiaolang, I will save you face when you are in front of your wife, but when you look back, you must ask Panpan to apologize seriously. She has been with me for several years. Do you understand what it means?"

"She knows a lot about you." I shrugged cynically and said, "She is uncle, what do you say, uncle, I don't say anything that is in your Faer. It doesn't matter if I kneel down and kowtow to her, but if she refuses to let go of my wife, I slap her with a big ear, you won't be anxious."

Hearing my words, Chang Fei's cheeks, which were already covered by cold frost, suddenly became darker. He opened his eyes wide and looked up and down at me and chuckled: "Xiaolang, have you felt that you are standing firmly recently? You have started to be too big or small when you joke with me?"

After looking at him for a few seconds, I pinched my nose and laughed out loud, patted his shoulder and said, "It's a joke, Uncle Chang, you don't laugh or lively, just an apology. OK, I'll ask Uncle Mang to set up a table and kneel three times and kowtow to Aunt Panpan. Do you like it?"

"Hahaha..." Chang Fei suddenly smiled and patted my chest and said, "Xiaolang, you are becoming more and more interesting."

I also smiled and said, "It's okay, it's still what I said just now. The men are easy to mess with each other, but if they involve my woman, if she dares to show off her face, I dare to tear her face off..."
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