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Chapter 120, I, Hu Yanshuo, don't need to explain to anyone(1/2)

120,

Happiness is something like that.

Sometimes, it doesn't need to be compared.

Tasting the tea happily.

The smoke wafts.

Sitting on a beach chair and looking at family on the lawn.

Enveloping a sunny world.

It is also called life.

Plain and light.

A passage was heard in his ears. Hu Yanshuo had never heard of it, but it did not prevent him from feeling that this sentence was very interesting. At the same time, he picked up the teacup and paused...

The movement was very smooth and there was no sign of the tea spilling out.

Then.

Hu Yanshuo looked up and saw an advertisement.

When I heard it suddenly, the thought that flashed through my mind was that this should be an advertisement related to tea culture. However, the advertiser gave you a dramatic slap with the facts.

This advertisement is actually an advertisement for a courtyard-style luxury house and villa community.

This ad is a slap in the face!

A normal real estate advertisement should not be "There is only a house between you and your mother-in-law!", "You can not buy a house unless you settle the mother-in-law!", "If you can't give her a title, then give her a house!", the least it can be more straightforward, such as: "Buy a house, give a wife!", "Buy a house, give a mistress!", "Buy a house, give a household registration!", "Buy a house, give a job!" and other advertising slogans.

It can even be used, "The house is more reliable than a man!", "If you don't buy a house after marriage, you are just a hooligan!"

Ahem!

How to say it?

The advertising industry emphasizes the essence of simplicity and straightforwardness. Your advertising is too willful.

...

"A good literary ad."

With infinite complaints in his heart, Hu Yanshuo's hand still put the exquisite and beautiful tea cup to his lips, blew it gently, and then took a sip indifferently and said.

Put down the empty tea cup.

Pick up the hot water and brew the tea again, pour it into the tea cup.

The brown color is pleasant and contentment.

The fragrance of tea is everywhere!

He gave Xu Yun another cup and picked up another cup himself.

When I raised my head, I saw a woman appearing in the picture cryingly, and questioning the man who was mopping the floor.

"Did you say I'm not good to you?"

"Every time I go shopping, I'm afraid I'll walk too slowly, so I'll let you carry me on my back."

"And every time you do housework at home, I'm afraid you're too lonely and bored alone, so I sit on the sofa with you."

"And those washboards are too hard. I was afraid that you would feel uncomfortable kneeling, so I asked you to kneel down instant noodles instead."

"Do you tell me I'm not good to you?"

What the hell.

Hu Yanshuo's hand almost shook.

A beautiful and beautiful cup was broken because of a video.

He turned his head slightly and saw Xu Yun smiling at him with a squinted smile.

Hu Yanshuo glared at me, why don’t you still want to study?

Before Hu Yanshuo could speak, Xu Yun said to herself: "It's really a model for women. If you say that if you do this in reality, will her husband beat her?"

"I don't know whether to show or not."

"If he does this in reality, his husband will definitely not hit her."

Hu Yanshuo slowly put down the teacup and made an evaluation. After hearing this evaluation, Xu Yun couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why?"

“Because men shouldn’t let women cry in this way.”

Hu Yanshuo said calmly: "According to my analysis, this man has no reason for divorce so far. He should still love his wife, but his love is in the wrong way! Letting his wife cry and complain in this way is indeed an unqualified husband..."

"Oh, what's the way?"

Xu Yun became even more curious.

Because when Hu Yanshuo said this, he was really Taizhizhu holding on to the point of being confident.

"Train her."

"Hangfu, I'll have no time to complain if I've fucked her."

"There is nothing like this that is not good at practicing in one go. If so, then practice again. Fuck her until she doesn't even have the strength to cry. Maybe she won't even think about going shopping in the future."

Hu Yanshuo said calmly and naturally.

If this is impossible, then you can only go out to the street to recite her, just treat it as training your waist and doing housework harder, and maybe you can awaken some skills.

Hu Yanshuo didn't say anything about these things, but saw Xu Yun looking at him with a smile on his face.

"Why, you want to learn bad things too?"

"Save it! Just like you, I will make you cry without three rounds."

He glanced at Xu Yun with a sideways, and Hu Yanshuo looked contemptuously, and his words were even more blunt.

"You're dead."

Xu Yun spat, shyly holding her fist and punching Hu Yanshuo in the arm. With Xu Yun's strength, Hu Yanshuo did not dodge, and he had a unmoved martial arts master style.

hehe.

Not to mention that Xu Yun has not used all her strength now, even if she has used all her strength, it is not one thousandth of the rebound force that Hu Yanshuo stubbornly resisted when he dismantled the bed.

"How could I be bad?"

"You must know that men like me who are both civil and military are rare in the world. Not to mention unprecedented people, I guess there must be very few people who can compete with me who are both civil and military."

Hu Yanshuo said seriously.

While speaking, my chin raised slightly, showing so much confidence and so ostentatious.

Young and free and easy.

In addition, a touch of light smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a calm expression, almost perfect...

Um!

It's time to improve your appearance!

If it weren't for the fact that both civil and military backgrounds were both civil and military, this kind of appearance would almost not be able to hold on to his temperament!

"Where are you good at both civil and military affairs?"

Seeing Hu Yanshuo's serious discussion topic, Xu Yun couldn't help asking curiously.

"Wen can face millions of cavalry, and martial arts can remove the bed for half an hour."

Hu Yanshuo answered seriously, and then asked Xu Yun in confusion: "Isn't this considered both civil and military?"

Xu Yun raised her lips, laughed loudly, and then turned her head.

"I actually believed it."

Xu Yun turned her head and her shoulders trembled, and then an angry and funny voice came out.

Hu Yanshuo knew what she meant and deliberately misinterpreted: "Don't believe it? Very good, I like your stubborn personality very much. Since you don't believe it, then I can only prove myself with actions."

As he said that, he bent his body and his lips close to Xu Yun's white ears, "Do you want to try Wen first, or do you want to do martial arts first?"

"What?"

"Try, try, what to try?"

Unpredictable, Xu Yun suddenly got lost. Then, she saw Hu Yanshuo's expression with a smirk, gradually approaching, and her breath sprayed on her face, and said in a hurry: "Don't be here... this is a bit messy..."

A panicked tone paused.

Suddenly, Xu Yun looked around and stopped Hu Yanshuo from touching closer with one hand.

He was stunned at first, and Hu Yanshuo immediately understood.

Xu Yun obviously saw the information on the European fabric sofa, and thought that a woman had come over before she came back and was unwilling to be on this sofa with other women.

slander.
To be continued...
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