Chapter 1 Contract Project: Painting Nantianmen
"Hey, Lili, I unloaded three trucks of bricks today and earned two hundred and fifty. I will be able to save enough money to buy a bag for you right away."
"Brother Shu, please don't call me again. I'm afraid Xia Luo will misunderstand. Xia Luo will drive his father's Audi to take me to eat Malatang tonight..."
Lying on the wooden bed in the construction site dormitory, Qi Yushu smiled helplessly as he listened to the busy tone on the phone. Then he pulled out a notebook from under the bed that contained the information of more than a thousand rich women and beautiful girls! Then he crossed out Li Lili's information very ruthlessly and skillfully.
name...
"Oh, the fish pond is small again, but it's okay. Long-legged Nana's birthday is the day after tomorrow, so I'll go and say hello tonight..."
Later, due to the fatigue of moving bricks, Qi Yushu hugged his beloved old notebook and fell asleep sweetly, but the twenty-two-word mantra was still echoing in his mind:
"Licking one girl is like a licking dog, but licking hundreds of girls...just call him Neptune."
Qi Yushu didn't know that at this time, he had achieved the incredible feat of licking a thousand goddesses!!!
Achieved the astonishing achievement of ‘Supreme Sea King’!!!
This is enough to make Guanxi feel ashamed and make Zhixiang cry!
At the same time, Qi Yushu’s WeChat notification suddenly sounded...
Qi Yushu immediately opened his eyes, revealing the expression of a scumbag that is unique to a scumbag!
"Oh? Another fish has taken the bait in this thousand-person fish pond of this Sea King!"
Then Qi Yushu smiled "evilly" and opened WeChat. However, Qi Yushu soon became disappointed because the notification sound was not "The fish in the fish pond took the bait"...
It was because I was pulled into an inexplicable and very average WeChat group...
"Everything in heaven is in ruins and we are all working hard to build a talent exchange group for a new heaven..."
"Who named the second grader? What is this for? This name is... very talented!!" Qi Yushu's 'disappointment' was suddenly replaced by the shocking WeChat message of this second grader.
The group name was washed away.
As a qualified Neptune, maintaining sufficient curiosity is an essential quality!
Therefore, ‘Supreme Sea King Qi Yushu’ really wants to see what this strange WeChat group is trying to do.
Sure enough, very soon, a person in the group named ‘The Chief Flute Boy under Taishang Laojun’ spoke:
"Fellow Taoists, we all know that Heavenly Court has been in dilapidated state after several disasters. In the early stage, before the director-general of the Royal Horse Supervisor, Mr. Sun, was recruited, there were some misunderstandings with the organization, which resulted in the already crumbling buildings of Heavenly Court being even more damaged.
, so Chairman Jade Emperor proposed the new heaven construction plan of 'breaking down and then building up', and I hope all fellow Taoists have the money and strength to contribute!"
As soon as Qi Yushu finished reading this inexplicable notice, he found that the next person named 'Director General of the Royal Horse Supervisor - Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguoshan' sent two 'spreading hands' emoticons, and then added
One sentence:
"My old grandson dares to do what he does! If you need help, I will do my best to help you, but it is impossible for me to do those small projects! My old grandson's motto for becoming an immortal is: 'Kill, don't bury! Don't smash, don't repair'!"
Everyone below was sending "applause" emoticons. It seemed that no one dared not to give face to the director-general of the Royal Horse Supervisor...
"What the Great Sage said is absolutely true. It is God's will for us to cultivate immortality and pursue immortality. How can we do these dirty jobs of repairing palaces after waiting for such a long time to become immortals?"
"Yes, yes."
"Me too."
There was a man named "Marshal Tianpeng, the chief instructor of Tianhe's 100,000 Sailors" who was paddling like crazy below.
"It's hard for everyone these days. My Eighteenth Level of Hell is almost full! I still can't find a contractor for the expansion project of the Eighteenth Level of Hell! Nowadays, everyone is cultivating immortality, so who is still working!"
A person named ‘Death Note Controller-King Yama’ sent several ‘crying’ emoticons after speaking.
"Oh, my Naihe Bridge has long been in disrepair, and there is no one to help me, a lonely old woman..."
Then a person named "Cheap and large quantity, a big bowl of Mengpo soup for children and adults is invited to join us!" vomited bitterness below.
...........
"Don't resist, everyone. It is our glorious duty to build a new heaven. We should devote our limited life of cultivating immortals to the unlimited torrent of building a new heaven!"
‘The chief flute boy under Taishang Laojun’ rushed to convey the advanced ideas to everyone!
But then the group fell into a long and awkward silence... Everyone, no, no god responded...
As Taishang Laojun’s personal secretary, ‘Flute Boy’ seems very helpless. It is really difficult to complete the things arranged by him!
But at this moment, Qi Yushu burst into laughter and decided to play with these second-rate people, so Qi Yushu quickly changed his note to 'Kunlun brick-moving Taoist - Qi Yushu'!
Then he pretended to be serious in the group and said:
"Building a new heaven is a great undertaking and great achievement that has been rare in thousands of years! I am very interested! I was the first to raise my hand in favor! And it was because of the construction of palace buildings and the continuous creation and repair of houses that I realized that the way of heaven condenses the divine personality, so
If you need anything, please contact me! It’s of high quality, low price, and has excellent technology. As long as the public funds for the project are in place, Lingxiao Palace will be rebuilt for you!”
Qi Yushu looked at his speech and nodded with satisfaction. His literary accomplishments had not declined at all due to his long career of moving bricks...
"This fellow Taoist has a very interesting name... Why have I never heard of the Monkey King, Sun Wukong..."
The director-general of the Royal Horse Supervisor showed up again...
"Oh my, my great sage, your time to become an immortal is still short. It's normal to have immortals you don't know! Let's chat privately!"
Marshal Tianpeng, the commander-in-chief of the 100,000 Tianhe Navy Army, hurriedly appeared and grabbed hold of the stupid young man named ‘Chief-in-Chief of the Royal Horse Supervisor’!
It would be great if someone volunteered to take care of this kind of mess! This saves everyone the trouble! As long as he helps you solve the trouble, you don’t care who he is!?
As expected, except for the 'Director General of the Royal Horse Supervisor', who was a single-minded person, the rest were all wily and scheming people in the immortal world, and they all jumped out to express their support and praise for Qi Yushu:
"I have admired the name of Yushu Immortal for a long time! What I heard you say today is really shocking!"
"Yes, yes! I have admired you for a long time! Great Immortal Yushu really has great love and serves as a role model for us!"
"I fully support Yushu Daxian in taking charge of the new heaven construction project! In terms of qualifications and professionalism, Yushu Daxian is truly the unrivaled candidate!"
"Yes, yes! That's right! Support, support!"
"Well...so do I!!!"
Everyone else in the WeChat group showed up!
Everyone expressed their appreciation and worship to the ‘Great Immortal Yushu’. The WeChat group was filled with expressions of ‘applause’, ‘fireworks’ and ‘thumbs up’...
Qi Yushu is in a daze now... What's going on? Isn't it just a joke that everyone is performing in the second grade???
Why does it feel like something is wrong? This performance is too real, right?
At this moment, the male protagonist received a friend request: ‘The chief flute boy under Taishang Laojun’ requested to add you as a friend.
Qi Yushu accepted it in a daze.
"Great Immortal Yushu! Thank you for your support of the New Heavenly Court construction plan! Congratulations on passing the review! From now on you will be the person in charge of the New Heavenly Courtyard Project!!"
Qi Yushu was confused... You're doing an audit! There's no one at all, it's just me!
Can't you be reserved and announce it later? Why do you always feel like you're afraid that I'm going to run away! So you should settle it as soon as possible?
Qi Yushu was helpless, but the 'flute boy' spoke again:
"Thank you to the Great Immortal Yushu for jumping out to smooth things over for me during the silence just now. Although I am Lord Laojun's chief secretary, no one in this group of immortals really thinks highly of me...Only the Great Immortal helps the Little Immortal! So I
I personally sent you a little 'little gift', please check it."
Sure enough, the 'Flute Boy' sent a red envelope. Qi Yushu is very good at life, so he did not open the red envelope directly, but sent it directly to:
"Young man, you don't need to be too modest! From now on, just call me 'Brother Tree'. I can't bear the name of a great immortal, nor am I worthy of it. I think you, a young boy, should know that I am a mortal..."
Qi Yushu feels that it is too embarrassing for normal people to call each other "Great Immortal" or "Great Immortal". There must be a limit for the second grade students!
Afterwards, Qi Yushu opened the red envelope and was prepared to find a penny inside. But unexpectedly, after opening the red envelope, a stream of light rushed into Qi Yushu's mind:
"Obtain: 100 merit points! 3 foundation-building pills. One piece of dimensional chalk."
Qi Yushu was shocked! Are all the people in this group really gods?
Qi Yushu's daze was soon interrupted by the reply from the 'flute boy':
"Okay, Brother Shu, you don't need to belittle yourself. Although you are still a mortal, you have great ambitions and dare to do something! If you complete the great cause of building a new heaven, then you will be the leader of all the gods in heaven.
The number one person in heaven under Lord Sanqing and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother!"
"Okay... I, Qi Yushu, am also a responsible man, so of course I will promise you a lot of money! I will take over this project! But I am a mortal, and I don't have much time, so I am afraid it will be too late, so without further ado, where should we start?
"
Qi Yushu is not a person who is afraid of trouble! The soldiers will come to cover up the water and the earth! Even if something goes wrong, at worst, he will be a good man again in eighteen years! He is just afraid that he, a mortal, can accomplish such a great thing in only twenty years in his youth?
Then WeChat rang, and the ‘Flute Boy’ sent a message:
"Brother Shu, there is no need to worry, because just one of the three Foundation Building Pills can cure all kinds of poisons and diseases, and can keep a mortal's body healthy and live to be more than 120 years old. So there is enough time to complete the New Heavenly Palace.
Jianshe, these pills are just some gadgets that Laojun plays with, I hope Brother Shu doesn’t dislike them.”
Chapter completed!