Chapter 53 Master, how many people have you offended?
Fairy Chang'e was not as excited as Qi Yushu...
Although Qi Yushu is a close disciple of Fairy Chang'e, and the disciples of the Fairy Palace were personally invited by the Queen Mother to attend the Peach Festival, this event was originally very honorable and a good thing for Yuexian Palace, but Chang'e's inner view of this matter
But not optimistic...
In Chang'e's eyes, the Queen Mother's behavior was equivalent to a weasel paying New Year greetings to a chicken, without any good intentions...
"Master, I don't know why there is a competition at the Peach Festival. I originally thought that the Peach Festival was just a large-scale banquet in heaven. Everyone went to eat, drink and have fun together. After eating and drinking, they went back to their homes to find their own things.
Mom, isn’t it?”
Qi Yushu really didn’t know anything about the Flat Peach Festival. Qi Yushu’s knowledge of the Flat Peach Festival was limited to Journey to the West... At this time, Qi Yushu was a little surprised after hearing Fairy Chang’e’s words. Then he scratched the back of his head with his hand and smiled.
Asked Fairy Chang'e.
"For Daluo Jinxian, the Peach Festival is indeed just a large banquet, but for the various forces in Heaven, it is a good opportunity to show their faces, and it is also an outlet to resolve the conflicts between the major forces in Heaven."
At this time, Fairy Chang'e's injury had stabilized. Fairy Chang'e continued to explain to Qi Yushu with a calm face:
"The interests of the major forces in Heaven are intertwined, and the major forces dislike each other. There are also many small frictions that occur frequently. However, private fights are strictly prohibited in Heaven, so any grudges or grievances must be accumulated until the Peach Festival.
When the time comes, disputes are resolved in the name of martial arts."
"As the masters of various immortal palaces in Daluo Jinxian, they will naturally not end up easily. This will actually lower their own worth, so they choose the best disciples in the immortal palace to compete and use the strength of the best disciples in the immortal palace to compete.
Determine the strength and weakness of the Immortal Palace and resolve disputes between the Immortal Palaces.”
Fairy Chang'e's injury was very unstable. After explaining so much to Qi Yushu, she even coughed a few times...
However, Fairy Chang'e is still a very responsible master, so although she was seriously injured, she still tried her best to explain the matter to Qi Yushu, so that Qi Yushu fully understood what the contest at the Peach Festival meant...
At this time, Qi Yushu also roughly understood the meaning of this competition at the Peach Festival...
It turns out that the Peach Festival is not just about eating, drinking, drinking and dancing...
You have to fight with swords, fists and swords!
It's a banquet in name, but it's actually an officially recognized competition venue for resolving disputes!
After all, there are so many fairy palaces in heaven, and friction is definitely not a small thing, but it cannot be like those countries in the world, attacking each other's cities and territories...
The losses caused by that would really be the internal friction of Heaven!
The Jade Emperor is definitely not a fool, so he came up with such a clever plan to solve the conflicts between the immortal palaces at the minimum cost!
"It turns out that the purpose of the competition is to resolve disputes...to resolve disputes? That...but...I believe that with Master's way of dealing with people...Yuexian Palace must not be in heaven.
Enemies! Therefore, disciples should not need to compete with outstanding disciples from other Immortal Palaces..."
Qi Yushu stuttered and said something that he didn't even believe...
Qi Yushu still retains a trace of fantasy in his heart. After all, Fairy Chang'e doesn't like to get involved in things in the heaven. She likes to be quiet, so she naturally doesn't have much contact with other fairy palaces. If she doesn't have contact, she can't offend...
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And if you don’t offend other Immortal Palaces, there will naturally be no conflicts. If there are no conflicts, there will be no need for a martial arts competition...
So Qi Yushu also imagined that if there were no disputes between Yuexian Palace and other immortal palaces, then he would not have to use the strength of a 'half-immortal' to compete at the Peach Festival...
Otherwise, if you go to the ring with your current strength and fight against the best disciples from other immortal palaces, then it will be considered easy for you to be beaten into a pig's head and thrown out of the ring...
So Qi Yushu can only hope that Yuexian Palace has no enemies in heaven...
But what Fairy Chang'e said next poured a lot of cold water on Qi Yushu:
"For these tens of millions of years, as a teacher, although I have been independent in the Heavenly Palace and do not like to interact with others, my teacher's personality is as calm as water and as cold as ice. Naturally, I will not easily invade and provoke other immortal palaces...
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Fairy Chang'e's sexual disorder occurred again, and she stopped midway through her words...
Qi Yushu, whose appetite had been whetted, was scratching his head and ears in discomfort...
"Master... you continue, you won't provoke me easily? Then... in the end, did you provoke me or not?"
Qi Yushu looked frightened...
Fairy Chang'e looked at Qi Yushu's uncomfortable look, smiled very happily, and then continued:
"But since you come from the human world, you should naturally understand: Women always have a few days a month that are irritable and displeased with everything. You can't make yourself miserable or wronged by this...
.Of course I want to find a place to vent, so..."
Sure enough, Fairy Chang'e stopped here again...
But Qi Yushu didn't have time to feel uncomfortable at this time, because Qi Yushu's heart suddenly went cold after hearing the meaning of Fairy Chang'e's words...
Qi Yushu had already guessed that Fairy Chang'e probably went out to vent her anger when he was inexplicably irritable...
No! This has become a fairy. Will the aunt come every month?
The more Qi Yushu thought about it, the more baffling he felt...
Qi Yushu is now very suspicious that Fairy Chang'e is just making excuses... After all, Qi Yushu still has a fresh memory of the 'craziness' in Fairy Chang'e's heart, which is unforgettable...
A crazy woman who went crazy and dared to bet that the entire Yuexian Palace would die with the Queen Mother...
The reason why this kind of woman has a bad temper can be attributed to the arrival of her aunt!?
Not even the 'honest people' on earth who have 'hats painted with vibrant colors' would believe this woman's nonsense...
This nonsense is meant to deceive a 'supreme scumbag' like Qi Yushu...
joke!
Qi Yushu understood that Fairy Chang'e's crazy character might just be because she didn't like other people, or she could just find an excuse to go to other people's fairy palaces and cause trouble...
Qi Yushu believes in this kind of thing... Fairy Chang'e can definitely do it!
Qi Yushu suddenly felt that his life was at risk... He had just emerged from the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den again!
He did not die in the life-and-death battle between Fairy Chang'e and the Queen Mother. Instead, he would be beaten to death in public at the Peach Festival ten days later in full view of all the gods in heaven!!
Qi Yushu really couldn't accept this reality... Shouldn't Heaven be a beautiful, rich and harmonious place? Why is he always in fear of his life in Heaven!?
Do you look down on earthlings?!
At this time, Qi Yushu had roughly guessed that the situation was not optimistic. Fairy Chang'e must have provoked many immortal palaces. Qi Yushu guessed in his heart: Fairy Chang'e must have provoked five or six immortal palaces...
This is really difficult to handle! Isn’t this cheating on my apprentice?!
But now that things have come to this, Qi Yushu is not a negative person!
After all, the boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge! Think of a way to see if you can deal with it... So Qi Yushu sighed and asked Fairy Chang'e helplessly:
"Master and disciple already understand what you mean. You just need to tell me how many heavenly forces you have provoked... Oh no, I want to ask how many unsighted heavenly forces have provoked you. Then
You old man punished me again..."
Qi Yushu said halfway when he suddenly felt that what he said was inappropriate, so he hurriedly changed his question...
After all, as the 'Supreme Scumbag' Qi Yushu knows: women are very sensitive to these details...
I must never make Master angry again, otherwise my life will be in danger...
Fairy Chang'e was very satisfied with Qi Yushu's behavior of 'hurriedly changing the question' just now. Fairy Chang'e looked at Qi Yushu with a smile, with an expression of 'a child can be taught':
"Yes, there are indeed many unsighted forces that have provoked me, but in fact there are not many..."
Fairy Chang'e was still half-sentence... She had to wait for Qi Yushu to scratch her head before she continued...
And Qi Yushu did not disappoint Fairy Chang'e... Qi Yushu looked uncomfortable, scratching his ears and cheeks, but still asked Fairy Chang'e with a smile on his face:
"Master, it's okay. Just tell the disciple how many there are...The disciple...can bear it!"
Fairy Chang'e nodded with satisfaction after hearing Qi Yushu's words, and then counted on her fingers:
"Actually, it's not much. Let me think about it..."
"The only ones I have really taught... are the thirty-two immortal palaces, the seventy-two immortal palaces, the one hundred and eight immortal mountains, and the three hundred and sixty immortal caves. By the way, plus the old man just now
Chapter completed!