Chapter 77: Being cut by a woman can even rise to immortality?
"Master, what happened in the end?" Qi Yushu listened with excitement.
"In the end, those people who almost became your master's wife rushed over to chop me. As the saying goes, beating means kissing and scolding, but these women actually held swords and wanted to chop me. They definitely love me to the core!
"The Patriarch Bodhi looked nostalgic!
"Master, that's not how this sentence is used. Moreover, I think they are not in love, they really want to hack you to death."
"Well, they are absolutely innocent and just want to hack you to death. They don't have any feelings at all. Even if they do have feelings, they are full of hatred!" Qi Yushu finally couldn't help complaining.
"Alas~, this is too bad. You are still young and have had too little experience. You know nothing about love!" After hearing Qi Yushu's words, Bodhi Patriarch suddenly blew his beard and stared!
"Okay, master and disciple don't understand, what's next??" Qi Yushu still wanted to know the final result and hurriedly surrendered.
"Well, in the end they chased me! They chased and chopped me! Of course I just hid!" Ancestor Bodhi said with a nostalgic look on his face.
"Speaking of these tens of millions of years, this was the only time that so many beauties pursued me as my master! I miss you so much!" Patriarch Bodhi's cheeks were slightly red, and he recalled with a happy face.
Qi Yushu was a little helpless. What is there to remember about being hunted down? Master, have you misunderstood something?
'Master, what happens next?' Qi Yushu asked persistently.
"Of course they continue to hunt for me, maybe because they love me too much. The eyes of those women are red! Blood red eyes! They must have cried secretly before! Alas, it's all my fault.
.." Patriarch Bodhi continued to describe what happened when he was chased according to his own understanding.
And Qi Yushu swallowed another mouthful of blood that he spit out...
This old man! If you don’t blame you, who do you blame? Who asked you to peek at others bathing and borrow money without paying it back? Fortunately, Patriarch Bodhi seems to have realized his mistake back then...
Just as Qi Yushu was thinking this, Patriarch Bodhi continued to sigh:
"It's all because of Weishi! It's all because Weishi's charm is too powerful! He's too handsome and charming! That's why those girls lost themselves..."
Qi Yushu couldn't hold back this time and spurted out a mouthful of blood!
Damn it, can you brag about not paying taxes in this plane?
Don’t you need to go to jail for pretending to be cool in this dimension?
Those women have indeed lost themselves. They have lost themselves even if they want to kill you...
"Master, your past has been so glorious that your disciples can't catch up to you! But what is the final result?" Qi Yushu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, good disciple, you don't have to be so shocked by my master's demeanor back then. You were so shocked that you vomited blood. You can't make such a fuss in the future..." Patriarch Bodhi looked at Qi Yushu pretending to be concerned.
Qi Yushu suppressed his urge to vomit blood and was suddenly shocked: Is this the power of Patriarch Bodhi?
You don't come into contact with the enemy, but you can kill the person on the other side by chatting with him for a few words...
While Qi Yushu was thinking wildly, Patriarch Bodhi slowly said:
"Then I continued to dodge their swords, and then they still chased me and slashed at me with red eyes. Later, I was hiding and hiding, and suddenly I soared in front of the group of girls..." Patriarch Bodhi sighed slightly, as if
Very dissatisfied with that ascension...
"What?!" After hearing this, Qi Yushu spurted out several mouthfuls of blood!
"You peeped at someone taking a bath, borrowed money and refused to repay it. They came to hunt you. Not only did they fail to kill you, but they actually forced you to break through the opportunities presented???" Qi Yushu looked confused and ignorant after being greatly stimulated.
...
"Yes, that's it. When I was ascending as my master, slowly floating into the air, I saw those women who loved me deeply and were chasing me. They were all vomiting blood because they were too reluctant to part with me!
A large piece of them fell down helplessly! There were still many people pointing at me, kneeling on the ground and crying reluctantly... But what they were crying was too far away for me to hear clearly..."
Qi Yushu cried when he heard this story. Master, are you a fairy or a devil...
Those poor women were defrauded of money and sex, and chased the scumbag Patriarch Bodhi to the ends of the earth. Just when their revenge was about to be avenged, the scumbag Patriarch Bodhi ascended to immortality in front of them.
Qi Yushu didn't know anything else, but what Qi Yushu was sure of was that those women who vomited blood were definitely not because they were reluctant to part with Bodhi, and those girls who were unable to kneel on the ground were definitely not talking about Bodhi flying in the sky.
Farewell words...
They must be shouting that God has no eyes and that Heaven is merciless. They may also curse Patriarch Bodhi to die a good death, have children without sex, and be single all his life...
But judging from the current situation, it seems that the curse of those girls has really begun to come true...
Looking at the sloppy old man in front of him, with almost all his teeth and few beards and hair left, Qi Yushu fell into deep thought.
I'd better accumulate some virtue in the future...
Otherwise, if you do too much, you might end up like the bad old man in front of you when you get older... That would be too unworthy.
Qi Yushu nodded immediately when he thought of this:
"Master's recollection of the past is really wonderful. It is eye-opening and admirable for the disciples!" Although Qi Yushu said this, he was still complaining silently in his heart:
Even if he doesn’t know how to do anything, can such a bad guy achieve enlightenment and become an immortal??
But I, a great young man with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills, is just a half-immortal??
Where does this make sense?
Patriarch Bodhi naturally saw through Qi Yushu’s thoughts. Patriarch Bodhi asked:
"Disciple, do you think that a person like this is worthy of becoming an immortal, or even able to control the bones of the immortal god, and become one of the strongest beings in the six realms?"
When Patriarch Bodhi said this, his mood did not fluctuate or he was not angry, as if he was just discussing matters that had nothing to do with him.
"Disciple acknowledges his guilt! However, he is dissatisfied with the fact that master and disciples do have this slightest doubt. I believe that in order to become an immortal, the six roots must be pure and morally flawless. In short, there are many conditions."
Qi Yushu naturally knew that everything about him was seen by Ancestor Bodhi, so he did not want to hide too much and directly expressed his confusion...
"My dear disciple, what you said is actually wrong."
"The so-called cultivation of immortality is the pursuit of power, and the motivation for pursuing power can be for any reason. Some people do it for immortality, some do it for revenge, and some do it to control all living beings and become a powerful prince. Even drinking, sex and wealth can become
Chapter completed!