Chapter 010 This game is poisonous!
After arranging Li Shoucheng, Yang Yikun returned to his life first.
Pixel Bird has made good progress, and he has also improved some content.
After repeated testing and investigation, the game is finally released!
The program icon appears on the phone, the silly sausage-mouthed clown bird, gently clicking on the screen with his fingertips, and it begins to leap happily, shuttle through pipes of varying lengths, or pass happily, or hit and die with one head!
After playing for a while, Yang Yikun's face changed from happiness to silence, from silence to seriousness, from seriousness to unable to help smashing his phone. Fortunately, he controlled his hands in time!
Now he has no excitement of success in his mind for any project, only a thought of revenge on society: "We must not only make me suffer so much!"
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Yang Yikun is an IT company and has many friends in related fields. They have operated the application market and the moderators of mobile game forums... I checked the list of friends and made an appointment to have dinner.
Humans are group animals. Generally speaking, there is a dominant player in the community. They are usually the most appealing, most organized and the role that people think of the first (alpha type).
Yang Yikun is now playing the organizer. He posted a message in the group: "@All members! Come out for a walk on the weekend, I treat you to dinner, sing K tonight, don't you come!"
There was a response in the group soon. In addition to some nonsense, someone said: "It's not interesting to have a group of men gathering together to drink in such a mess."
"I don't have time to sleep in on weekends!"
"I don't have a girl to say a few more!"
If it were before, Yang Yikun had no choice but to tease these people, but now he is holding the general trend and throwing out his killer move: "I have made an appointment with a few beautiful and single girls. If you have the will, you can say what you just said again!"
As soon as the topic of girl came out, the group members immediately aroused the howls of wolves!
Although programmers usually don’t have a circle of women, genes for normal people will prompt them to long for girls and love.
But there are still people who doubt: "I read less, don't lie to me, just pop up the photos first!"
Yang Yikun picked up a few girls he had recently come into contact with and posted photos of their friends to the group. Suddenly, a group of men began to cry and howl, and they were all excited.
"This figure is really my dear!"
"I just like this kind of PP!"
"Tell me the address quickly, Brother Kun!"
The benefits are revealed, and they were just rude, but now they are very familiar with each other!
Yang Yikun typed funnyly: "I will ask my sister to invite their friends to come over again. They are all young and lively girls. Let's have dinner first, play games, and sing. Can we be flirting with you? "
Then: "Who wants to register now? Send me a private message to count!"
"I'll shake your window Brother Kun!"
"I suddenly found that time can be squeezed!"
"It doesn't matter whether a girl is a girl or not. It's mainly because my friend hasn't seen her for too long and I miss her very much."
Yang Yikun felt that it would be fine if you said that you would sleep, but you were outside the city and said confidently that the high-speed rail would definitely arrive in the afternoon... You kid have a future!
He made an appointment with six people at once, and Yang Yikun also made special promises to benefit: the girl has enough control, the quality is passed, and it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to ask grandpa and grandma to take revenge!
Although everyone smelled a hint of conspiracy, these cute program dogs have already lost their souls in the face of the charming aura emitted by the female!
So Yang Yikun struck while the iron was hot and asked them to do a small favor: "I have made a small game recently. Please help me and give me some comments!"
"What game?"
"Send it!"
Yang Yikun sent them the name of Android and Apple's APP one by one, and then waited with malicious intentions, waiting for the moment when they were so angry that they wanted to smash their phones and their teeth were itchy!
His best friend Li Shoucheng was also in the team. He knew that Yang Yikun had not been looking for a job after resigning. Now he understood that he was fiddling with this thing, so he downloaded it as soon as possible.
It is easy to search in the Apple store. The game is free and the size is very small. It is loaded in a few seconds. After opening the page, it is a strong and simple style of production.
"The picture has no selling points, so I guess it's the way to play."
Li Shoucheng muttered, clicked on the screen, and the game immediately began - the ugly sausage-mouthed bird, clicked on the screen, and it flew.
Among the obstacles of ups and downs, the game was full of malicious intentions towards the novices at the beginning. Li Shoucheng only scored four points, but unfortunately hit the obstacle, game over!
"Si—I'll go!"
Li Shoucheng is the favorite player of the game manufacturer. He has to explore all contents and want to complete all achievements! Give him a set of trash picking 4, and he can play until the sky is dark and dark!
So he does not allow such a rookie-like setback. He clicks on the screen with his finger and continues to fight again... die again, fight again, die again, fight again!
Although this is a game with extremely stupid screen content, it just makes people unable to stop! Not only Li Shoucheng, but several other friends also felt the malicious intention of this game after their successive deaths!
The sausage-breaking bird flies there, and the level is never ending. No matter how you look at it, it is stupid, but no matter how you play, it makes people unable to control the urge to die, and then do it again!
"Damn! I'm dead again!"
"This silly bird! Fly quickly!"
"Ahhhh! Damn!"
Among all the complaints, most of Yang Yikun’s friends couldn’t stop. The first person to send him a message was a college classmate. His evaluation was: “It’s quite difficult, but I personally don’t like to play very much, it’s too monotonous!”
This is a user I don’t like, but Yang Yikun’s attitude is very open: “My purpose is to abuse people. Some players like to play with it so much pain and happily.”
Yan Kuan couldn't understand: "Does anyone really want to continue playing with it if they are abused?"
Yang Yikun typed: "There are so many weirdos in the world, and Tetris has been researching the competition. Monotonym cannot stop it from becoming a classic."
Yan Kuan still said stubbornly: "I don't understand very much. Shouldn't the picture be more prosperous and the levels are a little more? Then, add one or two props with this gameplay, and finally establish a paid prop and a recharge channel..."
Program Dog is serious. Although Yang Yikun knows his starting point to make serious comments and help himself, there are really these honest friends in life who are overworking!
Yang Yikun heard this and quickly typed: "Brother, if you have time, you are serious about me here, so why not think more about what clothes to wear for a party on Saturday night!"
The other party called: "Okay..."
"But I think the location of your banner ad is very accurate!"
"roll!"
Yang Yikun blackened him for an hour.
Except for Yan Kuan, a person who doesn’t understand sensuality, the other seven friends are very consistent about this game: they hate it so much that they are itchy, but they are reluctant to stop!
"This game is poisonous! Yang Yikun, you are sucking poison!"
"I can't stop at all, it's so heart-wrenching!"
"Everyone wants to smash your phone!"
Chapter completed!