Chapter 234: Order Disturbance
It is indeed Ye Zhiqiu!
Zhang Feng and Qin Zi looked at each other with surprised expressions on their faces.
The other female guest must be Yu Caiwei.
Teacher Huang replied loudly: "Yes, the visitors are guests! We must entertain the guests well!"
"Dahua, please remember the dishes they want to eat tomorrow!"
Liu Dahua responded from a distance.
At this time, Huahai City, Binjiangwan Community.
On the sofa, Ye Zhiqiu took the hands-free mobile phone and looked at Yu Caiwei inquiringly.
What do you want to eat?
Yu Caiwei lazily nestled in Ye Zhiqiu's arms, raised her eyelashes lightly, and gave a lazy look.
Ye Zhiqiu was not sure whether this look meant "you decide" or "I want to eat what you cook", but he decided to let him decide.
We have to go to the program recording the next day, so we can order the food one night in advance and feel free to tell us what we want to eat. This call was specially made by the program team.
In this case, Ye Zhiqiu is not polite.
"Served with vegetable soup."
I ordered this for the little girl next to me. Ye Zhiqiu had noticed that Yu Caiwei was not picky about food, but she was very nutritious and healthy when eating.
If it were me, I would probably order all meat and vegetables.
In the mushroom house, Liu Dahua held a phone in one hand and a pen and paper in the other, diligently recording.
"Go...what, cai xin refers to the heart of green vegetables, right?"
"Sorry, could you please say it again?"
Ye Zhiqiu was self-righteous and patiently said it twice. After the other party said it was OK, he casually asked: "Brother, where are you from?"
Liu Dahua quickly said: "I'm from Canada and I'm still learning Mandarin. I don't speak it very well. I'm sorry!"
Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said: "It's okay, your Mandarin is much better than my English."
"Let's continue, the second dish, pickled fish!"
The name of this dish only has three characters, so it’s easy to remember!
Ye Zhiqiu said Liu Dahua twice and remembered it.
“Asparagus stir-fried with bacon!”
Xiangxi bacon is very famous, so it’s not too much to order this.
This stumped Liu Dahua. The key was that he didn’t know what asparagus was.
However, Liu Dahua already has experience in this situation. He can just write down the words with similar pronunciations and show them to others.
The name of the dish that was finally written crookedly on the notebook was - "Loser Stir-fried Bacon".
Liu Dahua was very satisfied with this and felt that the pronunciation was almost the same.
"The fourth dish, fried duck!"
I heard that in rural areas, where there are rice fields, corn, etc., the rice field duck tastes the best.
Liu Dahua: "..."
Seriously? fuckduck?
This was the first word that flashed through Liu Dahua's mind.
He has been in China for so long and knows the meaning of certain words, so he cannot understand the meaning of the name of this dish.
However, it seemed that the other party was not joking, so he still wrote down the name of the dish.
Of course, the word "explosion" cannot be written.
"The last one, Buddha jumps over the wall!"
"Just these few dishes, won't it be too troublesome for you?"
Of course, Ye Zhiqiu knew that the program crew wanted to tell him what he wanted to eat, and it was just for the sake of the program's effect. In this case, he was happy to cooperate.
"No trouble! No trouble!" Liu Dahua in the mushroom house said quickly.
"Teacher Huang said, you are here as a guest! I will treat you well! Five dishes are no trouble at all."
"..." Ye Zhiqiu was speechless, this child was so sincere.
Yu Caiwei had a smile in her eyes and lightly kicked Ye Zhiqiu with her little foot.
"But." Liu Dahua asked doubtfully, "What was that dish called for just now? I didn't hear it clearly. Can you repeat it?"
"Buddha jumps over the wall."
Liu Dahua is still a little confused. The key is that for people who are not good at Chinese, it is difficult to associate these three words that are completely unrelated to the dishes.
Ye Zhiqiu thought for a moment and said directly: "I'll tell you in English, please remember it."
"Okay, okay!" Liu Dahua's eyes lit up and he nodded repeatedly.
It would be much easier for him to have English dish names.
"buddhajumpingoverthewall."
Ye Zhiqiu's standard pronunciation came from the phone, indicating that his English level was not as bad as he just said. However, hearing it in Liu Dahua's ears made him even more suspicious of life.
"what...?"
This extremely weird dish name made Liu Dahua subconsciously speak English.
"Still don't understand?"
Ye Zhiqiu thought about it for a moment, and realized that foreigners may not believe in Buddhism but believe in God.
"Maybe if you remember this, it might be easier to understand."
"godusevpn."
"..." Liu Dahua finally confirmed the name of this dish.
After hanging up the phone, Liu Dahua walked toward the four people in the yard with steps suspicious of life.
Zhang Feng had a faint expression of excitement on his little face and asked quickly: "How is it? What dishes did Ye Zhiqiu and the others order?"
Teacher Huang and Teacher He looked at each other and smiled. It seemed that Zhang Feng was really a fan of Ye Zhiqiu.
Since she just learned that Ye Zhiqiu is coming tomorrow, her excitement level has obviously increased by another level.
Zhang Feng is the youngest among the four resident guests and is jokingly called the "daughter" of He's father and Huang's mother.
After calling her too much, the two of them actually treated her like a daughter. Zhang Feng's native family environment was not very good, which fostered her introverted personality. She was usually soft-spoken and had a strong desire to protect her.
Normally, everyone would try to encourage her more during the show, otherwise Zhang Feng would be like a transparent person in the show because of her talkative character.
Now that everyone is familiar with it, Zhang Feng has said a lot, but this is the first time he has taken the initiative to ask about a guest.
Liu Dahua took the paper and hesitantly read out the name of the dish he had just recorded.
"Served with vegetable soup."
Everyone nodded, this is simple.
“Sauerkraut fish.”
This is a bit difficult, sauerkraut is easy to get in rural areas, but for fish, you have to think of a way.
The format of the program only provides the most basic funds for buying groceries, but it is definitely not enough. If you want additional funds or ingredients, you must obtain them through labor.
“Loser fried bacon...”
When this name was spoken, everyone was stunned.
Teacher Huang, who is usually responsible for cooking, turned green.
What the hell, is this a curse?!
The staff member who was carrying a camera to record the whole process was already laughing so hard that he almost couldn't stand upright.
Qin Zi couldn't laugh or cry and said: "What are you talking about fried bacon? Dahua, you heard it wrong."
Liu Dahua said quickly: "I don't understand the first two words, it's probably this pronunciation."
"It should be asparagus, right?" In the end, Teacher He solved the case.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Next, fuck (fourth sound) to explode the duck..."
Everyone looked strange, and Teacher Huang resisted the urge to correct Liu Dahua's pronunciation.
After all, you are in front of the camera, and if you go out of your way to correct it, it will only make it worse, so just treat it as if you don’t know!
Seeing everyone nodding in understanding, Liu Dahua secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This dish actually has a name!
That Ye Zhiqiu is not a joke! In this case, the last one should also be true!
Here, as "parents", Teacher Huang and Teacher He are already thinking about where the fish, bacon, and duck came from.
Although it is a bit difficult, it is not bad. At most, everyone can help the fellow villagers with work and pick more corn for exchange.
Not bad! Not too much!
"The last one!" Liu Dahua said with confidence after confirming that it was indeed his name.
"I didn't remember the Chinese name. He was very considerate and gave me an English name. Let's see what kind of dish it is."
"buddhajumpingoverthewall!"
"..."
Chapter completed!