106 Su Yu Eats (Debt 2/7)
"Qin Ren, I want to eat that mushroom of yours."
Even if Qin Ren knew that the mushrooms Yu Ling'er was talking about were the mushrooms in the game, seeing such a plump and plump woman with her pretty face looking up eagerly and saying that she wanted to eat his mushrooms would definitely give people or
More or less psychological impact.
Qin Ren was shocked by Yu Ling'er.
"You are talking about the blessing mushroom, right? What are my mushrooms? I didn't grow them..."
"But you have played it before."
Yu Ling'er licked her red lips, dropped the handle, turned around and pouted her tall pussy, her jade-white arms resting on the sofa cushions:
"Qin Ren, please take out the mushroom and show it to me, okay?"
"..."
Even though he had a thousand words in his heart, facing Master Yu's innocent eyes, Qin Ren could only blame himself with shame.
It's not Master Yu's fault, he can only blame himself and the earthlings with dirty hearts.
"Actually, do you think it would be more fulfilling if you found out such interesting little details yourself?"
"Well..." Yu Ling'er hesitated, "Yes the first time, but after I passed the level without realizing it..."
"Wait a minute?!"
Qin Ren pointed at the TV in disbelief:
"Have you cleared the level?"
"Hmm... that should be the case. Anyway, I seem to have rescued a person who looks like a bamboo shoot."
"That's Princess Peach, not a bamboo shoot."
But there is one thing to say, compared to bamboo shoots, Qin Ren has always felt that the name Princess Peach is weirder.
Isn’t Pinkie Pie just a bitch?
Bitch princess or something, it always feels... like the content in some 18x book.
After Mario passed through a lot of difficulties and defeated Bowser, he found that the princess had become evil and became inseparable from Bowser...
This is probably the plot. In short, Qin Ren doesn't like the name Princess Peach.
But what surprises Qin Ren most right now is that as a Yu Ling'er who has played League of Legends for a while without any foundation, he can actually clear Super Mario in such a short time.
To be honest, even now, if a person like Qin Ren, who is familiar with the game and has extensive game experience, tries to play Super Mario again, he would not dare to be 100% sure that he can pass the level in one go.
But Yu Ling'er seemed to have only played it three times in total before passing the level.
Could it be that she is talented in games other than League of Legends?
In order to test this, Qin Ren decided to play tank battle with her.
…
"You see, if you eat the tank star, the gun barrel will be upgraded."
"I see."
Yu Ling'er nodded, no wonder Qin Ren's barrel became longer.
"The place and timing of each appearance may not be certain, and it may not be stars. There may also be helmets, timers, grenades, shovels, etc."
The two of them drove a yellow tank and a green tank and played with each other. Qin Ren gave Yu Ling some education while playing.
"Hey, Qin Ren, hurry up! There is another star that is about to disappear, can you still eat it?"
"Yes, look."
Qin Ren remembered that Yu Yourong once complained about his master's low understanding of cultivation, but in any case, Yu Ling'er's understanding of games is really high. For example, before Qin Ren said anything, she judged that the flashing of the item icon was to
means to disappear soon.
"Qin Ren, you've gotten thicker! It's so awesome~ I want to eat it!"
"Well... next... next one is for you."
Qin Ren's tank received two stars. The first one became longer, the second one became thicker, and its attack speed became very fast. Yu Ling'er found it very interesting, but Qin Ren was a little embarrassed.
This sect leader has so many strange things to say...
Later, Qin Ren received another star, and the tank barrel was upgraded to its maximum size, so bullets could shoot through steel plates. However, Qin Ren generally didn't like it, and it was easy to destroy favorable bunkers on many maps.
"Come on, come on, the last wave, Master Yu, go to the left."
"Okay, okay, Qin Ren, come out of the grass a little bit."
"Come out, what are you doing?"
biu~
Yu Ling'er's green tank fired a bullet at Qin Ren's yellow tank. No team was injured in a tank battle, but if hit by a teammate, he would immediately be immobilized. At this time, an enemy tank happened to pass by.
Kill Qin Ren directly with one shot.
"Master Fish..."
"Hey~" Master Yu's eyes narrowed and he stuck out his tongue with a smile.
She is a mature and steady master, but she is also a snake who knows how to be charming. This is the first time she has been naughty in front of Qin Ren.
However, as a "relatively traditional little woman", Yu Ling'er will certainly not be as fearless as Luo Yao or Cheng Siyu when it comes to naughtiness. She will still be implicitly shy. She must confirm that Qin Ren is not angry before secretly beating him again.
once.
"Don't make trouble." Qin Ren raised his eyebrows and scolded her.
"hey-hey…"
Master Yu giggled mischievously again, and then lost his temper because he remembered Luo Yao being spanked by Qin Ren.
just in case…
What if she gets too naughty and Qin Ren spanks her too?
Yu Ling'er's earlobes felt warm, and Feng Hao, who was leaning slightly next to Qin Ren, subconsciously moved away a little.
Although it may be a bit unfounded, people on earth are shameless, and Qin Ren is particularly perverted. Who knows if he will suddenly...
…
The two of them played very fast and passed the seven levels quickly. Yu Ling'er's skillful operation allowed Qin Ren to confirm the fact that this woman from the snake tribe who came from another world to cultivate immortality did have considerable talent for gaming.
Hit half a brick, predict bullets, move in the snow...
Qin Ren had been studying things for two or three years when he was a child, but Yu Ling'er was able to master it without any teacher. Qin Ren took a deep breath and patted her shoulder:
"Master Fish."
"ah?"
"Maybe you are a video game goddess."
Goddess has become a common word these days. A woman in any field is a xx goddess, but when Qin Ren used it on Yu Ling'er, she was the real deal.
She has both serious skills and serious looks. What is she if not a video game goddess?
"Make...not possible."
But Yu Ling'er obviously still retained the stereotype of the "god" in the past on the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent. He raised a jade-white finger to his lips and whispered to Qin Ren:
"Qin Ren, even the ancient great masters of the Snake Clan dare not claim to be gods..."
"But you can." Qin Ren didn't care, "This is the earth, you play games and you look good. A goddess is the most vulgar but most convenient and direct compliment."
"Is that so…"
When Qin Ren said this, Yu Ling'er did not comment on this statement and continued to play games. However, being praised as a goddess, his heart naturally felt a little erratic, so he moved his butt back little by little and leaned on it again.
He turned sideways.
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At this moment, Gu Qing and Yu Yourong, who were buying Coke outside, happened to meet an acquaintance.
To be precise, he was quite familiar with Yu Yourong, but he didn't know him very well. When he didn't recognize him at first glance, Yu Yourong had already taken the initiative to say hello:
"Sister Su."
"Well?"
The two parties met at the entrance of the supermarket, and were about to go in and out. After Su Yu recognized Yu Yourong, she also cast a blank look at Gu Qing.
She knew Gu Qing but was not familiar with him. She didn't know his name, so she had to introduce him briefly before greeting him with a smile.
"Are you here to buy food for Yaoyao?" Tang Bobo also followed Su Yu, eating an Alpine lollipop and asked generously.
"Yeah, what about you?"
"We also buy food."
Classmate Yu Yourong touched Tang Bobo's head, and Tang Bobo stepped aside and showed them the plastic bag in his mother's hand:
"But it's what mom likes to eat."
Yu Yourong and Gu Qing took a look and saw that the bag was full of sticky white translucent objects.
"Is this...food?" Gu Qing pointed to the bag.
Chapter completed!