Chapter 133 Wait! I Change Equipment!
Chapter 133 Wait! I’ll change my equipment!
Have you ever tried the feeling of being squeezed by an ugly and fat catfish that is nearly ten meters long, while shouting disgusting words such as "marry me"?
Jiang Ge didn't know if others had tried it, but now he said he felt really sick.
The terrifying catfish body rolled out a passage on the ground.
Jiang Ge grabbed Uncle Liu's collar next to him, stepped onto the moonlight in an instant, and slid sideways past the fat catfish's smooth body.
As for those villagers who had no time to escape, most of them were killed or injured by the collision of the fat catfish.
Their bones were broken, their tendons were broken, they screamed in agony, or they were simply crushed into pulp.
Jiang Ge glanced at these people, then threw Uncle Liu to a safer place in the distance. He watched the group of people flee crazily and looked away recently.
These people are just remnants of the illusory history of the broken world. Whether they are alive or not has yet to be verified, so there is no need to worry too much.
"Dragon Girl! Dragon Girl! My bride!"
On the other side, the collision of the fat catfish weakened, and its flexibility was no less than when it was in the water. The huge fish tail slapped, the ground trembled slightly, and the whole body actually changed direction and rushed towards Jiang Ge again.
At most, it can only cause a wound with a depth of tens of centimeters.
"Dragon Girl? The Dragon Girl was eaten by me! Stinky catfish!"
"Come and fulfill your mission!"
"Lord River God, you have recognized the wrong person. I am not a dragon girl, and you don't look like you want to marry a bride. You look like you want to eat me."
…………
And immediately returned to the real world through the illusion world.
Jiang Ge and Xie Lingchan were unable to dodge, and were splashed all over themselves for a moment, turning into two clay figures. At the same time, there was also a stench that made them gag.
"It just so happens that I also have this idea." Jiang Ge also said with a serious face.
"Notify the conversion factory again that a large quantity of goods should be coming soon, so they can prepare the pot!"
"Ada, bring me my bronze box."
Jumping between swamps, huge mud balls kept flying out, compressing Jiang Ge's hiding space.
The fat catfish laughed wildly.
"Brother, you..."
Kill it, absolutely kill it!
Before Jiang Ge could answer, he heard a loud noise.
Xie Lingchan couldn't dodge and was thrown away.
roar--!
"Damn, damn woman!"
"Dragon Girl! My Dragon Girl! Woman! Where did you take my Dragon Girl?!"
"Women! You have angered this god! I will make you merge into one with me!"
Then the quagmire was suddenly stirred and huge waves were set off.
"If nothing else, it should be a catfish!" Jiang Ge said fiercely.
The huge fish tail slapped, causing the earth and rocks on the ground to collapse, and a huge crack appeared.
"Oh my, don't I just owe you two lives?" Xie Lingchan whispered in a teasing tone, "How do you want me to repay you, Lady Dragon Girl?"
"..."
"Big deal?" Ah Da was surprised.
"Hahahaha!" The fat catfish let out a ferocious laugh, "I didn't expect that among the thirty-two river gods of His Majesty the Dragon King, I was the one who found you first!"
"What's the point of hiding like this? Follow me! Complete your mission and give birth to a new king for our dragon clan!"
Jiang Ge saw that the silver vortex in the Dragon King Temple was still there, but suddenly dimmed a little.
The turbulent river water rushes along the gap, and fat catfish take to the water like a fish.
Jiang Ge pulled out the medicine hoe, turned it twice in his hand, held it firmly in his right hand, and once again turned sideways to avoid the catfish's collision, while trying to extract information.
"No! You are the Dragon Girl! You are the Dragon Girl! There can be no mistake!"
Ada, who was guarding the side, was about to step forward, and then subconsciously smelled a stench and stopped in his tracks.
He was about to be crushed into a pulp, but he was hugged by a hand and avoided being slapped by the fish body.
The length of the sword reached one meter, and the fat catfish roared loudly when it was stung!
While roaring, Fat Catfish seemed to realize that the mental damage caused by the sludge to the two of them was much higher than the physical collision it caused there.
The two people's faces darkened at the same time, and they turned to look at Catfish.
The corner of Jiang Ge's mouth twitched, and he saw a figure in red, leaping high into the sky, the cold sword light emitting a biting chill under the sun.
Jiang Ge's face turned black and he was like a loser! The stench of this catfish was brought to this world!
"Miss Xie, I saved you again." Jiang Ge said while dodging.
"As the last descendant of the dragon clan and the daughter of the Dragon King, as long as I can marry you! As long as I can become one with you, I will have the opportunity to cross the dragon gate, transform into a real dragon, and inherit the throne of the Dragon King!"
Jiang Ge also kept looking for opportunities to fight back, but found that the catfish's skin was extremely thick. He chopped it with a medicinal hoe. First, it was assisted by a layer of mucus, and then the skin was smoothed. When the medicinal hoe penetrated into the skin, the fish's skin was smooth.
"What nonsense are you talking about, the stinky catfish? The Dragon Girl is mine! How dare a mere Hexian snatch the Dragon Girl from me?!"
The wound on Fat Catfish's head that was stabbed by the long sword has actually healed, and he roared:
For a fat catfish nearly ten meters in size, it is completely painless and itchy.
"Dragon Girl! I want you! I want you! I want you to merge with me!"
Xie Lingchan burst out laughing when she saw the fat catfish going crazy.
"Are you tickling me?"
On the other side, Fat Catfish suddenly went berserk because of Jiang Ge's sudden disappearance.
Jiang Ge woke up from the bed, a cold light flashing in his eyes.
At this moment, due to the plowing of fat catfish and the influence of some mysterious force, the ground has a faint tendency to turn into a muddy swamp.
Wave after wave hit the two people who were unable to dodge.
Xie Lingchan, who had been watching the fight for a long time, finally found an opportunity and stabbed the fat catfish's head with a long sword.
"However, this thing's skin is too thick, its body is large, and its self-healing ability is strong. My sword cannot deal with it. Lady Longnu, do you have any ideas?" Xie Lingchan asked.
Quickly return to the fantasy world through the medium.
Present life.
The fish flipped around and splashed mud on all sides.
"Ms. Dragon Girl, this stinky catfish has made us smelly and sticky, and it wants us to fly with it," Miss Xie wiped the stinky mud from her face and said sullenly, "I
I really want to...kill it!"
Snap——!
The mud rolled and turned into waves.
Looking at the embarrassed two people, they laughed wildly.
"It's big?" Jiang Ge chuckled, "You hold it back first and wait for me to get offline and change the equipment!"
On the face of the fat catfish, there is an expression of greed and thirst like a human being, and the originally green eyes reflect an ominous red light.
…………
To use a common saying to describe it, it’s like his mother’s toothpick stirs up the big vat.
At this moment, a loud shout was suddenly heard, accompanied by the clear sound of a sword.
The next second, a stream of mud hit Xie Lingchan's face directly.
Let her turn into a smelly mud beauty again.
Xie Lingchan's whole body trembled.
"Ahhh! Damn catfish, I want you to die! I want you to die!"
Chapter completed!