Chapter 45 Quietly Ask the Holy Monk, Braised or Steamed(1/2)
The head of the Daughter Kingdom is full of shyness, and her every frown and smile are fascinating.
Countless people in all the worlds watched the video nervously, for fear of missing every detail of the goddess.
Fan Xian: "How could such a beautiful girl, who has done her duty to the country, be on this miserable list?
If this is the case, then Emperor Qing should be at the top of the list!"
Lin Wan'er looked at Fan Xian, with streaks of light red smeared on her cheeks. She held a chicken drumstick in both hands and struggled to pronounce the words with her small mouth: "Brother Fan Xian is right, Emperor Qing should be on the list."
Lin Xiang: "...The family is unfortunate..."
Ruffian Dragon: "Aww, it must be that bald guy. He went back to accuse China and provoked soldiers to attack the country. There is no good guy in the bald donkey, aww~"
"I don't think that's the case. Buddhism emphasizes karma and retribution, sowing karma will bring about results. I think the monk in front of me is also a smart person..."
"We Buddhists will not bear this responsibility!"
"It's a pity that such a beautiful woman is on this list. According to the previous two levels, she is not far behind even if her family is ruined."
Countless people in all the worlds feel sorry for the king's inclusion on the list. Regardless of whether it's because of the monk or not, they can't stop everyone from scolding him.
In the world of Journey to the West, the leader of the Daughter Kingdom saw these comments and his face was not very good. At this time, his beautiful face became even more clouded.
Your family is ruined!
Your whole family wants this list!
The Lord of my country draws a circle and curses you!
Having said that, the leader of the Daughter Kingdom stared at the video nervously, she wanted to see what kind of cruel trick she was doing!
The flow continues.
The envoys from the Celestial Dynasty were properly accommodated by the king, and their food, clothing, housing and transportation were all as expected of a prince. Whenever they heard the name of the emperor of the previous dynasty, they all had a respectful attitude and many words of praise.
Except for some impure thoughts about the envoy, overall, both the host and the guest enjoyed themselves.
"My lord is so respectful to the Celestial Empire and its envoys. It makes no sense for the Celestial Empire to send troops to destroy our country..." The lord of the Daughter Kingdom was extremely confused.
Next, in the projection of the heavens, the figure of the Lord of the Daughter Kingdom appeared beside a small bridge and flowing water.
The leader of the Daughter Kingdom is sitting on the carriage, flanked by palace maids in buns and clouds. Three eaves and luogai cover her from the sun, and the five-color flags are like countless dragons tumbling.
But she thought of something, and jumped off the carriage like a little rabbit. She, who was already as beautiful as a picture, seemed to have planted a heart called love in the hearts of everyone in the world.
tree stuff.
She gently waved her hand and moved away, then touched her slightly red face with both hands, took two deep breaths, adjusted her favorite clothes, and kept cheering herself up.
"Come on, for Brother Yudi... Bah, for the sake of the friendship between the two Koreas... you must not be shy. Everything is for the people. Come on, go for it!"
She quietly hid behind a rockery, looking around nervously, wondering what she was waiting for.
The warm sunshine hit her little face, emitting soft light, and everyone in the world looked at her in ecstasy.
"Hey, at first glance, I am waiting for that monk. It is really a mistake that leads to a lifetime of misunderstandings."
"Mom, my child wants to become a monk..."
"How can a great man stand in heaven and earth without such a beautiful woman by his side?"
Under the small stone bridge, with the gurgling water, there was a handsome monk, walking slowly behind the rockery amid the expectations of the nymphomaniac girl.
Before the stone bridge was halfway across, Tang Sanzang had already seen the leader of the Daughter Kingdom hiding behind the rockery. He put his hands together and performed a national salute.
"Lord of the country~"
The leader of the Daughter Kingdom snorted twice and walked out reluctantly.
Damn it, how could he be found so quickly even though he had hidden so well?
"The king, the monk's customs clearance document?"
It turned out that the leader of the Daughter Kingdom deceived him under the pretense of a customs clearance document.
The princess of the Daughter Kingdom had gleaming eyes and high eyebrows, and hummed again,
"Humph, I just know the customs clearance document, and I will burn it for you when you get back."
But in the blink of an eye, she smiled like a picture, came closer, grabbed Sanzang, and spoke coquettishly,
"I have heard for a long time that the Celestial Empire is a country where Buddhism is a great success. As a person who studies Buddhist scriptures, I think that my elder brother is even more proficient in the true meaning of Buddhism.
By coincidence, I happen to have a Buddhist verse that I haven't yet understood. I wonder if my brother would be willing to give me some advice?"
Tang Sanzang looked at the queen who was so close, feeling a little frightened. He wanted to break away, but after all, he cared about the queen's face, closed his eyes tightly, and said
"Your Majesty, please speak. I, a poor monk, should tell you everything you know."
"Okay, Brother Yudi, please listen to the question: Why are all the birds, beasts, and butterflies in the world in pairs?"
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, "This has been the case since the creation of heaven and earth. Heaven and earth unite to create all things, and yin and yang connect to change. This is a principle that has not changed since ancient times."
Seeing this scene, everyone in the world suddenly had strange expressions on their faces.
The baby dragon looked like a little kid, spread out its two golden paws, shook his head and said: "God said that it is not allowed for outsiders to get involved in emotional matters... but this will lead to a baby~"
Ye Hei: "It's true...the monk is handsome and the queen is also crazy."
Chu Yu: "Brother Sanzang is mine, but the leader of this country of daughters actually wants to steal a man from me. I'm so angry, ah ah!"
In all the worlds, figures one after another solidified, and the comments in the comment area were filled with excitement.
Duan Yu: "Second brother, if this monk were you, would you break the precepts tonight or tomorrow night?"
Xu Zhu: "Nonsense! The third brother also underestimates his brother.
She is just a beauty. I have been a monk since I was a child, and I have not understood Buddhism before. Is it true that the past twenty years of eating fast and chanting Buddha's name have been in vain?"
Duan Yu: "Okay, second brother, so you didn't respond?"
Xu Zhu: "Hmph, I can at least hold on until the night after tomorrow!"
Among all the heavens and worlds, there are countless worlds involved in the topic.
Then, the scene gradually changed.
I saw the leader of the daughter kingdom sneer, lean on the shoulder with the elder, cuddle up with their cheeks, open their mouths, and say in a coy voice,
"Why are there still lonely men and women like us in the world who cannot be in pairs? Why is Brother Yudi willing to stay alone with the ancient Buddha and stay alone with the ancient Buddha?"
Tang Monk: "..."
Something's wrong. Didn't she ask me to come today to give me an ultimatum to clear the customs, Amitabha?
But Sanzang was also a man who had seen the world. His face was as calm as a pool of water, and he said calmly: "Your Majesty, this poor monk has committed himself to Buddhism precisely to understand and save all sentient beings, so that there will no longer be murders and punishments in the world, and there will no longer be resentful women and widowers in the world.
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The Lord of the Daughter Kingdom smiled, leaned against the elder's cheek and said, "Since Brother Yu has such a big heart, then there are countless living beings in front of you who need your rescue!"
"It's over, it's over. I really followed the script. I won't give in!"
"The Buddha's verses from God are just to lead to the following sentence. The queen is worthy of being a queen. This is a beautiful move!"
"I don't know if Sanzang can control it. If it were me, I would have done it a long time ago, hahaha."
"Damn it! Elder Tang, you must hold it tight, I just shaved half of my hair, oooooooo."
"Everyone, please be quiet and watch the video, can't you?"
"It's another lovelorn one, that's all. I'll continue watching later."
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Tang Sanzang's eyelids twitched slightly, and he recited the Buddha's name in his heart. His thoughts were endless and came one after another.
Who can withstand this? He is just a monk, not a quickie!
The lord of the Daughter Kingdom smiled sweetly, with a soft yet strong tone. Tang Monk couldn't help but refuse, so he pulled him around in the garden:
"Let's not talk about studying for Buddhist scriptures today. Brother Yu, look at the beautiful spring scenery in the Imperial Garden and the beautiful scenery. I'm going to accompany my brother to enjoy it, okay?"
"As a queen, I enjoy all the glory and wealth. But I have never enjoyed the joys of the world. Today, my brother is here. It is really a blessing from heaven. In the future, my brother will ascend the throne and I will be the queen. From now on, we will stay and fly together. Isn't this a great joy?
?”
Tang Monk paused. The ape in his heart had reached its limit. He suppressed the ape in his heart and hurriedly said: "The four elements in the Buddha's heart are empty. The poor monk has no chance to enjoy the wealth and honor in the world, Amitabha!"
The leader of the Daughter Kingdom stared at Tang Sanzang, opened her mouth slightly, and kept her words in her mouth. She was as angry as a orchid: "You said that the four elements are empty, but you closed your eyes tightly. If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe that your eyes are empty.
, you dare not open your eyes to look at me, why are you saying that the four elements are all empty?"
Tang Monk: "Amitabha!"
Only then did the Buddha know how much he was suffering now. He had also suffered through the eighteen levels of hell, but it was nowhere near one ten thousandth of this!
The head of the Daughter Kingdom blew into Tang Sanzang's ear, like a little snake, burrowing into his heart: "Brother, don't close your eyes, just open your eyes."
"Brother, do you really not like me? Today is a rare night, so just promise me."
Tang Monk's hand holding the Buddhist bead was purple and blue, but he still adhered to the final bottom line: "Your Majesty the Queen, this poor monk has pledged himself to Buddhism and made a promise with the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I hope Her Majesty the Queen will release this poor monk."
Go west, if there is fate in the next life..."
To be continued...