Chapter 503 Pretentious Famous Scene(1/2)
When you were not familiar with someone before, just tease him lightly and run away.
Now Bai Wenjing has become Wang Yu's mold.
At that speed, almost no one can catch up.
Bai Wenjing's anger has not subsided, "Just go find your Xu Pei."
"What are you doing with me?"
"She is at home all day, and no one cooks, feeds, or coaxes her. It's so pitiful!"
Wang Yu glanced at the sinister Bai Wenjing and said, "I have something to do with you!"
Bai Wenjing punched Wang Yu's fist, "I knew it, Xu Pei would be fine if nothing happened, and Bai Wenjing would be fine if nothing happened."
"You think of me when you want to help. Why don't you think of me usually?"
Wang Yu asked, "How do you know I'm not thinking about you?"
There is a difference between missing you and missing you.
Missing you refers to people.
Thinking of you means doing practical things for you.
Wang Yu's words probably meant some surprise for Bai Wenjing.
"What a surprise, telling me makes me happy."
Wang Yu said, "What's the point of saying it now?"
At this time, the uncle had prepared twenty egg cakes.
When Wang Yu took it, Bai Wenjing grabbed half of it, and it also contained her favorite flavor, which was filled with cream.
Bai Wenjing asked, "I came to this restaurant to eat skewers, right?"
Seeing Wang Yu's acquiescence, Bai Wenjing happily held it up in front of her and said in a low voice, "Thank you, dad!"
"Eat less!" Wang Yu never forgot to remind him, "If you eat too much, be careful that your farts will sound like thickened gravy."
Goose, goose, goose...
Bai Wenjing laughed first, then blushed, and finally bumped Wang Yu several times with her body.
Noisily getting in the sticks of incense.
When Wang Yu was getting food, Bai Wenjing followed Wang Yu and ate egg cakes.
He put his favorite flavor to Wang Yu's mouth and fed him.
With a little force on your fingertips, you can squeeze out a little bit of the cream.
Wang Yu looked at this scene thoughtfully and whispered in Bai Wenjing's ear, "Do you think this looks like that..."
Bai Wenjing still needed to reflect for a while, but as if she suddenly thought of something, she stamped her feet with a blushing face and stuffed the entire egg cake into Wang Yu's mouth.
"Let you poison the tiger and eat the food..."
Phew... Bai Wenjing rubbed Wang Yu's face, flying a little fast...
Liu Rui and Huang Xiao just walked in.
"Cheer up and find a girlfriend after a while." Liu Rui saw Huang Xiao's listless look and gave a symbolic advice.
Huang Xiao was very confident, "No matter what you are looking for, my online name has been changed to Feng Xin Suo Ai!"
"I feel like it's hard for me to be attracted to women anymore."
Liu Rui sighed, waved to Wang Yu in his seat, and turned to introduce Huang Xiao.
Huang Xiao looked at Wang Yu indifferently, his eyes moved sideways, and his pupils shrank sharply.
"Wait! I'm going to the toilet!"
call out……
Huang Xiao rushed into the toilet.
Wang Yu asked Liu Rui, "Is he here to poop?"
Liu Rui smiled bitterly and shook his head, "You'll find out later."
When Huang Xiao came back, his hair was a little wet and the shape of a chicken coop had been replaced by a drowned rat, but his hair looked much neater.
He stood up and shook hands with Bai Wenjing first, "Hello, I'm Huang Xiao."
Wang Yu and Liu Rui saw Huang Xiao, who seemed to have his tongue hanging out, hahaha...he was panting heavily.
Did the dog just say that he wanted to seal off his love?
Did the dog just say that it was difficult for him to be attracted to women again?
By the way, he also said that he was not pretentious.
What's the result?
As I have said a long time ago, it is a man's nature to show off and engage in prostitution for free.
As long as there are black stockings on the sidelines, there will be James on the court.
There are girls in the ktv, and everyone is a microphone tyrant, so there is no way they can grab the microphone.
Either you will be cut off from the song, or you will be included in the chorus. From time to time, someone will deliberately sing to the left to disgust you and prevent you from being in the limelight.
At this time, Huang Xiao was probably in the right state.
Bai Wenjing's appearance, figure and temperament are three in one, which is rare to see.
Even if Huang Xiao knew about the relationship between Bai Wenjing and Wang Yu, he could not suppress his desire to show off.
Just like when I was in college, someone in the dormitory brought his girlfriend to a party.
If he looks average, forget it.
If everyone looked like Bai Wenjing, you would find that your roommate who usually doesn't like to talk much becomes more talkative.
Roommates who don’t drink often say “I’ll spin one for you!”
There are also people who tell you about your embarrassing things.
These are actually human nature.
It is also the true nature of the male.
Friends or brothers also know that you have a good relationship with your partner, but they just have some weird ideas.
Same for men and women.
One of the most typical scenes is the scene in Crazy Stone.
Brother Dao blocked Ma Zi and Mengmeng in the room.
Brother Dao's brother asked the woman, "Are you worthy of Brother Dao? Are you worthy of me?"
There is something very special about this sentence.
Huang Xiao is very powerful now and he can't control that much.
All I can think about is: Don't stop me, I want to show off!
Huang Xiao immediately started his performance.
Let’s set the conditions first: “Oh, Brother Rui shouldn’t drive. I haven’t even driven. I just know this and I’m betting on cars.”
Wang Yu pursed his lips and started eating the melon. Bai Wenjing's eyes had already drifted over.
As soon as the two people made eye contact, they began to move their mouths more frequently to prevent laughter.
Huang Xiao pretended to be a gentleman: Wen Jing’s clothes smelled a little bit.
We went to Yulin to eat at the newly opened Chinese restaurant. I saved two bottles of red wine there.
Increase the consumption level all at once.
These days, everyone likes to drink some red wine to show their taste.
In fact, what I drank was garbage.
In the middle of the process, you should show off your style: "A golf course has opened in the south. Have you tried it?"
Usually when you ask this question, you will think that he has beaten it.
Whenever you dare to ask him, "Have you ever been beaten?"
He would also say, "Me neither!"
But the toughness has already been raised.
Wang Yu and Bai Wenjing looked at each other again and pursed their lips.
Huang Xiao saw the two of them flirting with each other, so he said, "Wang Yu brought a piece of fruit to our house last time, didn't he? I seem to remember it was you."
Wang Yu nodded and smiled, indicating that you should continue.
To be continued...