"'Tall Mule'?" San Mule muttered.

"It's a girl who is over 1.7 meters tall." Auntie replied.

"Oh... Auntie, you are a reasonable person, much more reasonable than our uncle and Meizi. But... I am not the kind of person you say. I am a dedicated person and a loving person.

He is...a consistent person. Since I have fallen in love with my daughter-in-law, it can only be my daughter-in-law. How can I be so frivolous and pick and choose from her three friends? Isn't this right?

There is someone here. My wife... must be heartbroken."

"Go to hell..." Zhou Xiaolu suppressed her nausea and cursed secretly.

"That's alright, San Mule, you have to show some face, I'm so ashamed for you." The uncle cursed again.

"Mule, don't pretend to be crazy. Just be direct and tell your aunt. Apart from the price, what do you really want?" My aunt was almost losing her patience.

"If I had said this earlier, it would have been over." This was what San Muluzi was waiting for, "Um...what, you don't have to choose. I only want my wife...but my wife's three friends...

...I have to let them all sleep with me for one night..."

"Bah! You are really a fucking mule!" The uncle was so angry that he yelled again.

"Hehe, hehe... Brother Mule, there is something I have been holding back for a long time, and I really can't hold it in anymore. Little sister, I have seen a lot of shameless people, but Brother Mule's shamelessness can be called fresh and refined, and can be appreciated by both refined and popular people." Liao Mei

explain.

"Meizi, don't praise me. It's useless. I have a wife now..."

"Bah!" Liao Mei couldn't bear it anymore and spit on his face.

"Mule, please talk some good things and do some good things." Auntie said, "If you ruin the 'yellow goods' body and make her a 'white goods', we won't be able to ask for a price of four thousand.

"

"Aunt, why are you so confused? Only you insiders understand the rules and prices of your industry, but we laymen know nothing about it. You have the final say on how much a girl costs, so what?"

The difference in price between yellow goods and white goods is all decided by you. Even whether it is a yellow goods or not, you still have the final say. For this kind of thing, you have to pay for it.

Only in this way can we prove our true identity, and what we are doing is a one-shot deal. Are you afraid of a fool?" San Mulezi said.

"You tough guy, there are so many rules here. Just because you don't understand them doesn't mean others don't understand them either. It's all in vain if I tell you." said my uncle.

"Mule, you are lucky that you are looking for uncle and aunt. If you were looking for someone else, I would definitely have to sell you a 'white horse' for four thousand yuan. Maybe it would be more than four thousand yuan. If you charge you five thousand yuan, you don't even know you have been cheated."

." My aunt said, "Not to mention anything else, if the seller is a well-behaved person, he will ask you to 'check your identity' on the spot. Otherwise, you would think that your uncle was carrying a pair of iron chains just now.

What are the handcuffs for? To handcuff that girl and let you take her back? Isn’t it much easier to use a rope? You only have four thousand yuan, and you still want us to give you a pair of chain cuffs?"

"Okay. Aunt, please think I'm talking nonsense. Since you can't touch 'yellow goods', what about 'white goods'? Among my wife's three friends, there may be 'white goods'. Even if not, the girl you are looking for in the future will

Among the children, there will definitely be some, and when the time comes... I can sleep with ten or eight of them."

The uncle seemed to be choked and had nothing to say.

"It still doesn't work. In this case, what's the difference between us and those 'Meng Niutou' who kill a thousand cuts?" said my aunt.

"You're killing a cow and you're trying to get its head?" San Mulezi muttered.

The cow is a very spiritual animal. When its owner wants to kill it, it can feel it and react. It may shed tears or kneel down, so the owner will not have the heart to kill it. Therefore, in many rural areas,

Before killing a cow, the cow's head is covered.

"This is what our insiders say. Some insiders, the night before selling the 'white goods', will deliberately force their bodies to prevent them from crying when they are taken away.

They knelt down and hugged their thighs, begging not to turn them out. People's hearts are full of flesh, and seeing such a scene would be a bit unbearable." My aunt explained angrily, "The 'white goods' were being forced.

Once you get rid of your body, you will never kneel down to beg for mercy on the second day. This effect is the same as 'making the cow's head' before killing the cow. Therefore, some people in the industry have this method and name."

The third mule said "Oh", but said: "Uncle, I don't think you don't want to 'Meng Niutou', but you don't have the ability anymore? It doesn't matter, this kind of thing is a bit tiring, but as long as you open your mouth, you want me

I'm reluctant to do something for you, but I don't think about it, because we are still relatives..."

"Get the fuck out of here!" the uncle scolded.

"Okay! I finally understand. This is nothing to talk about. You are all 'good people', but I am the bad one. I'm leaving."

Zhou Xiaolu gradually understood that something terrible was about to happen to her just now, and she was even more horrified by their professional terminology of "body test on the spot" and "mengniu head". She was also afraid that Liao Mei and the others agreed that the Three Mules would be there tonight.

She took them away, hoping that the three mules would leave quickly.

At this time, that stinky bitch Liao Mei said again that she wanted to keep the three mules:

"Okay, okay, don't be vindictive. Brother Mule, listen to what I have to say. My uncle and aunt are both kind-hearted, and they will never be able to do the dirty things of 'Meng Niutou'. As for the daughter being raped by you,

If you take him away, and how he will be tortured by you, that is a matter between you and your husband, and it has nothing to do with them..."

"Sister, I'm very curious. Since you can't do anything about Meng Niutou, then if a 'yellow goods' like my wife or other 'white goods' kneel down to beg for mercy, you can...

…Endure it?” San Mulezi interrupted Liao Mei’s words.

"We haven't done anything about 'Meng Niutou', but we are kind to the 'white goods'. No matter how they cry, we have the confidence to ignore them." Liao Mei was not annoyed and said in a calm tone.

The third mule said "Oh" again and said: "This is like the bandits who blocked the road. They could have killed the passerby, but they only beat him and robbed him. The passerby knelt down to beg for mercy, but the bandits could justly trample him.

On the passerby's neck, say, 'Grandpa, please spare your life, stop making noises and being ignorant'. Is it the same truth?"

The main room fell into a brief silence. It seemed that the three mules had successfully chatted to death.

Zhou Xiaolu could no longer complain about San Mulezi, a wretched and disgusting man who shamelessly claimed that she was his "daughter-in-law".

The three-mule beast finally said something humanly. The so-called "favor" of Liao Mei and his gang is completely bandit logic.

"What about the 'yellow goods'?" San Mulezi continued to ask as if nothing had happened.

Liao Mei said angrily: "They have been 'identified' on the spot, what else can they ask for?"

The third mule let out a long "Oh" as if he suddenly realized something. Then he changed the subject and complained very dissatisfied: "You guys have told me so much, it's just that you can't have less money and you can't touch people. You ask me what I think.

Well, it turns out that neither this nor that is okay, isn't this teasing me?"

After a moment of pause, San Mulezi came up with another idea: "You are unwilling to give me five hundred yuan less. Ultimately, you are afraid of breaking the rules. Since lowering the price will break the rules, what about raising the price? Raising the price will not break the rules, right?

?”

"What do you mean?" Liao Mei asked.

"That's right, why don't you raise the price? But you have to agree first. You can't raise my wife's price. You have to give me the original price."

"It's so good, why do you want to increase the price?" Liao Mei was confused. Her uncle and aunt were also puzzled.

"My wife's friends, you asked them to sleep with me for one night, and they became 'white goods'. There was a loss in price. To make up for this loss, you can raise the price in the future. That's it, right?"

?" San Mulezi said shamelessly.

"Who gave you permission to sleep with them?" said my aunt.

"Can you show some face?" said the uncle.

"Even if we are selling cabbage, we can't just say the price increases. Brother Mule, do you think this is playing house?" Liao Mei said.

"Listen to what I have to say. Don't think that I am talking about big guns. Even if I am, what if this cannon really hits a mosquito? No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat."

"I want to see what ivory you can spit out." said the uncle.

"Uncle, let me ask you, if the price increases, will your colleagues have any objections?"

"If my price is high, I won't be able to sell it. They're eager to do it."

"What if it can be sold?"

"They will raise the price accordingly... Mule, don't think that the world around you is full of shit just because you are a maggot, and you are a bargain. Don't think that others are also pig-brained. Why should people be cheap?

Buy it, do you want to buy something expensive?"

"Uncle, we need to use the idea method. Have you ever eaten at a buffet?"

"What the hell?"

"The buffet... only costs more than ten yuan per person, and you can choose the food in the store. This buffet is only two or three yuan more expensive than the box lunch. Uncle, are you willing to spend an extra two or three yuan to go to the store and eat whatever you want, or...

In order to save two or three yuan, you only eat one dish?"

"What on earth do you want to say?"

"You can raise the price by five hundred...800. It's all up to you anyway, but you can let people pick whatever they want. Isn't this much better than what you have and they can only buy what they want? You originally said

My wife and her three friends can be of my choice, and I’m not unmoved, but...as I said just now, I am a dedicated person..."

This time, no one called San Mulezi shameless or anything like that. It was just because San Mulezi’s dog mouth seemed to spit out ivory. The method he mentioned was not completely unfeasible.

The main room immediately fell into silence.
Chapter completed!