Eighty-eight, just now there are many people outside, brother is wrong, brother kneel down for you(1/2)
"What's the meaning?"
Jia Zhengzheng heard something was wrong in Li Xiaodao's tone and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"It means that I have killed the Wisdom Staff, and it is now in this pot."
Li Xiaodao pointed at the red oil hot pot and said expressionlessly.
"vomit!!!"
"yue!!!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone vomited regardless of whether they were drunk or not.
An ordinary octopus feast, but you told me it was monk meat!
It would be okay if it were Tang Monk's meat. Even though it's not a good idea, at least you can get immortality, but this is obviously not the case!
"Junior...junior brother, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!"
Bu Chuanyao's white beard was stained with vomit, and he was holding the corner of the table with eyes filled with fear.
He, the elder of Shendaomen, cannibalized people today!
Although the world is full of cannibalism, everyone is a civilized person who wants to save face, and cannibalism is never put on the table.
This is great, not only can it be eaten on the countertop, but it can also be made into a hot pot!
Bu Chuanyao was still doing well, but those who ate sashimi were in terrible condition, and even almost vomited out gall.
"Junior brother, what I eat is octopus meat, not human flesh, right?"
Mei Yougan put his fingers into his throat and dug at it, trying to vomit out all the sashimi he had just eaten.
He looked at Li Xiaodao pleadingly, hoping that Li Xiaodao would nod, thereby alleviating his own guilt.
If he had known it was human flesh, he would not have dared to eat it alive even if he had been beaten to death.
"Don't worry, what you are eating is not a human being."
Li Xiaodao shrugged his shoulders, feeling that these people were making too much fuss.
Why don't you just eat a Cthulhu monster? What's so strange? Everyone has a mouth. Why can only monsters eat people and not people eat monsters?
Which law stipulates this?
Even though there is a law stipulating it, the law that Brother Dao has not agreed to is paper in the toilet!
"What you are eating is just a monster."
Hearing what Li Xiaodao said, the elders felt much better.
It's okay, okay, it's easier to accept eating monsters than eating people.
Just when they were breathing a sigh of relief, Li Xiaodao said calmly:
"However, that Master of the Wisdom Staff is a demon, and I didn't tell lies. He has been killed by me, and now his meat is boiling in the pot."
"yue!!!"
"vomit!!!"
The sound of vomiting started again, this time even more intense than the last time.
They felt sick when they thought that the Master of the Wisdom Staff who kept saying "Amitabha" was made into meatballs, hot pot, cold side dishes, and sashimi, and ate them while they were laughing and laughing!
They had never seen the monster that Master Wisdom looked like when he turned into a demon, but they still remembered the way Master Wisdom was righteous and reciting the name of the Buddha.
"This...is this what you want to eat?"
Jia Zhengjing covered his nose and mouth, feeling that the air was filled with the smell of "Amitabha".
By the way, what does Buddha taste like?
Jia Zhengjing gets goosebumps every time he thinks about it.
If Buddha can be eaten, braised lion head will be renamed braised Buddha head, and boiled fat-headed fish will be renamed boiled fat-headed Buddha.
After all, eating Buddha may also generate merit, which is much better than eating meat!
"Ah, crunchy, chicken-flavored, with eight times the protein of beef!"
Li Xiaodao licked his lips, feeling that he still had endless aftertaste.
Cthulhu’s meat is really delicious, you must try it!
He silently praised the wisdom stick in his heart. This is the real Buddha. When alive, he often recites "Amitabha" and guides people to do good. After death, it can be used to satisfy hunger so that humans will no longer starve.
This is not a Living Buddha, what is it?
If Master Zhizhang knew that Li Xiaodao praised him so much, he would be happy to climb out of the red oil pan and give him two big bags.
And Li Xiaodao will sing a song to him enthusiastically:
"Listen to me and thank you. Because of you, my stomach feels warm all year round!"
"But, junior brother is only in the body-forging realm, so how did he defeat the Wisdom Staff?"
Jia Zhengzheng rubbed his chin and suddenly realized something was wrong.
A master in the body-forging realm and a master in the cave-void realm, why are you writing a picture novel here?
"The main thing is to be influenced by love."
Li Xiaodao answered calmly, with a serious expression that made people admire his acting skills.
"Pretend, keep pretending!"
Jia Zhengjing scoffed.
"Don't think that just because you and Master played such a double act, I will believe that you killed the Wisdom Staff."
Jia Zhengzheng subconsciously thought that Shi Lezhi took action.
"So you don't believe in my power of influence?"
Li Xiaodao and Jia Zhengjing were in tit-for-tat confrontation.
"Are you trying to convince me to die? Let me see how much you weigh."
Jia Zhengjing hooked his fingers at Li Xiaodao.
Li Xiaodao was never used to Jia Zhengzheng's temper, so he reached out his hand and gently touched Jia Zhengzheng's head on the spot.
"The first form of enlightenment is to touch the head gently."
The light palm made Jia Zhengzheng curl his lips in disdain, and only stretched out a finger to poke Li Xiaodao's palm.
"Tch, since junior brother doesn't overestimate his own abilities, then senior brother will help you find your own position!"
"boom!"
As the fingers and palm came closer, powerful force shattered the space, tearing a black space gap between the two people.
The defensive runes buried in the mountain gate were instantly activated, and the two of them were each knocked back more than ten meters.
"This is………!"
Jia Zhengzheng was horrified, his expression was horrified, and his pupils opened unconsciously.
"This is the power of the Heavenly Void Realm!"
Huge waves surged in his heart, and his worldview collapsed on the spot.
It turns out that there are really people who can defeat Dongxu in the body-forging realm!
What a monster is this!
Li Xiaodao's slap shattered the pride in Jia Zhengjing's heart.
It turns out that there is a reason why Shi Lezhi dotes on Li Xiaodao so much.
A seventeen-year-old Tianxu Realm expert, this is simply an achievement that shocks the past and the present!
As for why the spiritual mirror cannot detect Li Xiaodao's true cultivation level, it must be because the spiritual mirror is too low.
Jia Zhengjing thought about it and imagined that Li Xiaodao standing in front of him was a stronger genius than the Supreme Body, the son of destiny bestowed by God on the revival of the Divine Sword Sect!
They truly are a family. Jia Ru’s brain-filling gene is definitely derived from Jia Zhengjing’s inheritance to a large extent.
"Okay! Okay! Okay!"
Jia Zhengjing said hello three times in a row, then hugged Li Xiaodao and patted his back enthusiastically.
"You are truly worthy of being my junior brother. The influence of love in this hand is so perfect. The teachings that senior brother has given you on weekdays are not in vain."
"As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world!"
Li Xiaodao glanced sideways at Jia Zhengzheng's wretched smiling face, and couldn't help but feel contempt in his heart.
Why do you, a native of Bangkok, like to put money on your face so much?
"Now that you've accepted it, let's talk about compensation."
Li Xiaodao calmly put the ten-meter sword on Jia Zhengzheng's shoulder into the space ring, then skillfully took out his abacus and began to settle accounts for Jia Zhengzheng.
To be continued...