Chapter 120: Inadequate learning is really harmful!(1/2)
Chapter 120 Failure to learn well is really harmful!
Author: Songjiang Shuinuan
Chapter 120 Failure to learn well is really harmful!
There was a burst of cries and howls in the lobby, especially the high-pitched and feminine voices of some eunuchs, which were like bamboos breaking through the sky, harsh and heartbreaking!
Eunuch Hong's face in the private room was very ugly. He originally wanted to provoke Ji Jun and Ji Ni. But now, he could hardly sit still.
Eunuch Hong believed that Sister Jijun did not dare to do anything to him, but whoever hit him was not the same as hitting him in the face!
Eunuch Hong was so angry that he glared at the little eunuch behind him. It was all the bad idea of this useless thing!
The name of the little eunuch who was stared at was Xiao Huanzi. Xiao Huanzi shrank, feeling scared and aggrieved.
In the past, he often accompanied Eunuch Hong to blatantly "rob" without even bothering to use "artful" means.
It is common to go to a restaurant to have a meal. Although some restaurants have people behind them, the boss will be unkind and make them pay.
Xiaohuanzi used firecrackers to make trouble, and the people were so disturbed that they could not operate normally, but they did not dare to use violence against them.
Or, sometimes, as soon as they see that the other person is really his biological father and want to start a fight without acknowledging it, they immediately carry him out of the "West Factory". As a last resort, the other person usually thinks that he is unlucky.
At least I can have a free meal and end with dignity.
The worst thing is, if you see that this person is not easy to mess with, just don’t go to his house to eat for free in the future.
The capital is so big and open to eating, even if you eat for three months, you won’t bring the same thing!
You can even hang yourself from a tree!
However, today, if I don’t get anything for free, I might be facing a lawsuit!
Because, Xiao Huanzi was thinking, the token used by Eunuch Hong to leave the palace was the token of a female palace official!
Even if Eunuch Hong can leave the palace, he cannot bring so many eunuchs with him.
According to convention, Eunuch Liang can bring four, and Eunuch Hong can only bring two.
Of course, there are exceptions to special circumstances. For example, going to an official’s house to make rice paper requires a certain amount of pomp.
For another example, if the palace gives some reward to an official, it must be carried and moved by someone. At this time, more people can be brought in.
However, such situations are recorded by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, where they go, who leads the team, who they take, etc.
Obviously, this time, Eunuch Hong might have been able to say that something was urgent, but he didn't have time to register and got the wrong token again.
But from Eunuch Hong on down, Xiao Huanzi and others all left the palace privately.
Leaving the palace without permission is a serious crime and can be punished with a stick!
Xiao Huanzi was panicking there, but another little eunuch named Xiao Shuzi next to him was very happy inside.
He has always been at odds with Xiao Huanzi. Although he and Xiao Huanzi are both lackeys of Eunuch Hong, there are also many conflicts between dogs who serve the same master together.
Sometimes I feel that the amount of bones assigned to them by the owner is different.
Sometimes, I feel that he should have a few more bones, etc.
All are caused by dogs biting each other.
Before, Xiao Shuzi had heard people say that the "good neighbors" Ji sisters were Aunt Su Jin from the Huai'an Marquis Mansion, Shangguan Xuebi from Shangguan General's family, Shangguan Xuesheng sisters, and even Juqu Qingshan and Nangong Yan.
They all ate and choked.
Xiao Shuzi had reminded Eunuch Hong that the Ji sisters were difficult to deal with.
But in Eunuch Hong's heart, he always prefers Xiao Huanzi. Because Eunuch Hong likes good-looking little eunuchs. Xiao Huanzi has a handsome appearance and a gentle and obedient temperament. He always had a low eyebrow and a submissive look. I feel pity for that death.
Come out and confuse Eunuch Hong into all kinds of confusions.
Is there any way? Xiao Huanzi was originally the concubine of a wealthy family, but he was abducted by human traffickers when he was very young.
The master of this wealthy family was particularly fond of this bastard, so he spent a lot of money to hire an escort agency to find his son, and the government also took care of him.
So, the officers and soldiers searched hard together and soon found the traces of the traffickers.
The trafficker was unwilling to let the duck fly away, so he cut off the descendants of Xiaohuanzi with a knife, and then sold it to a palace man.
When Xiao Huanzi's father found him, he had become a eunuch in the palace.
No matter how big the family is, it cannot steal people from the royal family.
Xiao Huanzi's father also felt that Xiao Huanzi could no longer carry on the family line, so he might be able to find a future by working in the palace.
Xiao Shuzi, on the other hand, came from a poor family. He cut firewood and cultivated the land since he was a child. He did everything, not to mention his hands were covered with calluses, and his appearance was mediocre and vulgar.
Therefore, although Xiao Shuzi was obedient to Eunuch Hong and worked hard without complaint, in Eunuch Hong's heart, his status was always inferior to that of Xiao Huanzi.
If Ji Jun knew about these entanglements, he would definitely sigh:
Ah! The one who is loved is always confident! The one who loves is always extremely humble!
Ahem! It seems a bit inappropriate! Get the spirit!
"Eunuch Hong, you've been waiting for a long time!" Accompanied by Shaoyao and Ophiopogon japonicus, Ji Jun and Ji Min walked into the private room with smiles. Without greeting, they sat directly opposite Eunuch Hong.
Eunuch Hong was filled with anger as he looked at the two sisters.
Do you also know that I have been waiting for a long time?
I drank so much water that I went to the groom’s room five times! They didn’t even give me a snack!
Stingy!
Ji Jun picked up the tea cup and pretended to blow the non-existent tea leaves inside. By the way, there was no tea left!
Huh huh! I am very smart today and did not use a strong diuretic!
Otherwise, if you don’t urinate, you will suffer from hypokalemia, hypocalcemia, and hypoglycemia. I will never give up!
Humph! I blame myself for being too talkative, and Ji Jun is a little annoyed.
Ji Min saw the "diuretic" that Ji Jun tinkered with and asked,
"Cousin, how will you feel after taking these medicines?"
Ji Jun thought for a while and said,
"There will be calcium deficiency and cramps in the hands and feet!"
"Hypoglycemia, dizziness, dizziness, unsteady on my feet!"
"Hypokalemia, weakness in limbs, and possible cardiac arrest!"
Ji Min hurriedly shook Ji Jun's arm and said,
"Cousin, forget it!"
"What? Scared?" Ji Jun asked.
Ji Min shook his head and frowned,
"I'm worried that they have special constitutions. If something uncomfortable happens, it will be bad."
Ji Jun suddenly realized that, by the way, they were eunuchs! They were neither men nor women!
I don’t know much about the metabolism in such a person’s body. If the effect of the drug is different from that of ordinary people, it will be self-defeating!
However, the tea leaves were not put in, and some mung bean skins and red bean skins were added!
After all, you can’t serve Eunuch Hong with boiled water!
Although it is also a diuretic, the effect is much worse!
Wen Chuhui asked her,
"Miss, if they ask what this is, what should we say?"
Ji Jun speaks without hesitation,
"Tell them, this is Mount Fuji's cloud tea!"
Wen Chuhui, "..."
What? What mountain?
Ji Min frowned. He had heard of "Yingshan Yunwu" but not "Fuji Mountain".
"Eunuch Hong!" Ji Jun said with a smile as bright as a flower and sincerely,
"Look! A few thieves came here just now, pretending to be the father-in-law in the palace and causing trouble! They were caught by my people, wouldn't this delay seeing you?"
Eunuch Hong was so angry that his eyes were on fire, confusing right and wrong! Confusing right and wrong!
"Grrrrrrrrrr!" Eunuch Hong's stomach suddenly became hyperactive!
Ji Min couldn't hold it back and raised the corners of his mouth, but luckily he didn't laugh out loud and hurriedly covered it with a handkerchief.
Ji Jun endured so much that his cheeks were stiff, and he barely maintained the same expression as before, pretending not to hear and saying to himself,
"Eunuch Hong, they have affected my business and made me lose a lot of money! I plan to bring them to my farm and let them do some farm work. When will I pay back my money?
Got them."
To be continued...