Chapter 1 A Fake Eunuch? A Empress!(1/2)
"Xiao Dongzi, please listen carefully. If you can't take care of His Majesty's bathing today..."
"Your life is at risk!"
"Did you hear that clearly?"
In the deep palace with red walls and green tiles, Yang Dong looked at the old eunuch Su Eunuch, who was chattering at him, with a confused expression...
Consciousness gradually returns.
But I was muttering in my heart: "Filming? Damn, it's not me who has traveled through time, right?"
Although he was a social beast in his previous life, he was at least a complete man. How did he travel to the indifferent Zhou Dynasty and become a eunuch?
Don't play like this!
Fortunately, I touched my crotch subconsciously, huh? It turned out that only the sword and gun were put into the warehouse, and they were not disarmed...
And it seems that the capital is stronger than before!
Fortunately among misfortunes!
Yang Dong then sorted out his memory and found out that the predecessor of this body was that of the ninth prince of the Qin Dynasty. He was handsome and handsome, but he was beaten as a bastard and kicked out of the Qin Palace.
He was even hunted down by the Third Prince's lineage...
Fortunately, the old slave who served him was quite loyal. Taking advantage of the civil strife in neighboring Zhou Dynasty a few years ago, he sent Yang Dong to the royal family of Zhou Dynasty!
While hiding and being hunted, he changed his identity and tried his best to become a fake eunuch...
Unexpectedly, this unlucky prince escaped the Qin army's pursuit, but he could not escape the soul-pierced social beast Yang Dong who snatched him from his house and picked him up!
"Take your time, why don't you hurry in..."
Eunuch Su pushed him, and Yang Dong suddenly stumbled into the Shangqing Palace. In the huge palace, only a vague figure could be seen behind the gauze curtain...
Is this the Emperor of Zhou?
He actually asked himself to wait for a man to take a bath? Yang Dong couldn't wait to give up on the spot...
But Eunuch Su's fierce eyes made him shudder!
This old eunuch stared at him, hey, he had to bow his head under the eaves...
He bravely approached the emperor's bathtub.
"Your Majesty, Xiaodongzi will take care of your bath today. I will take my leave..."
Yang Dong turned his head in surprise, only to see Eunuch Su covering his mouth and nose and leaving with an evil smile on his face.
When he looked at the smoke rising from the copper stove nearby and realized something was wrong, he had already inhaled this strange fragrance!
His face suddenly turned red and his eyes became blurred.
"Hiss~ bad!"
Yang Dongqiang bit the tip of his tongue to dispel the scattered consciousness, but the next second...
Two slender arms slowly stretched out from the bathtub. The 'Emperor' of the Great Zhou Dynasty suddenly pulled him into the bathtub with a squeak...
Plop~
He never imagined that the person in the bathtub would take off his clothes so actively!
The fragrant fragrance lingered in his nose, the warm fragrance of nephrite, and he realized that the person in the tub was a woman!
Until, the woman touched something she shouldn't have touched...
He seemed to have regained consciousness briefly, and said in a sticky voice that sounded like he was mumbling in his sleep: "Aren't you a eunuch?"
However……
The empress was awake for only a moment.
The next second, the other party rushed towards Yang Dong without any trace of hair, with willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, a beautiful nose and jade mouth, and long hair flowing out like a waterfall...
Her figure is even more impressive, with her slender waist and straight white legs, she is like a work of art!
But at this moment, a touch of pink appeared on her pretty face, and there was a layer of flushing on her fragile skin...
Damn~
Yang Dong's eyes widened, wait a minute, I am a fake eunuch, and the Emperor of Zhou is actually a woman pretending to be?
Me or her, who is the liar?
The aphrodisiac incense made the atmosphere charming, and with the beauty in his arms, Yang Dong's consciousness finally fell.
"It's over. The chastity I have maintained for more than twenty years is gone!"
This was Yang Dong's last thought before he was knocked down. Then, the two of them gradually became confused and obsessed with the aphrodisiac fragrance that filled the room!
The garden is full of spring scenery.
And the pre-Qin jade that had been with him for more than ten years on Yang Dong's chest, when the two of them blended together, painted a light green light and disappeared into Yang Dong's mind!
…
After a few hours,
Somewhere in a courtyard outside the deep palace.
Lin Chunqiu, the chief minister of the court, stood with his hands behind his back, his robes rustling in the wind. Behind him, Eunuch Su had an evil smile on his face: "I did everything as you ordered!"
"A few hours ago, your people lured away His Majesty's personal maid, so I had to take action..."
"The most poisonous aphrodisiac incense from Hongfenlou was used for Your Majesty. It was infused an hour in advance. Even a ninth-grade martial artist cannot withstand the effect of the medicine..."
"Xiao Dongzi is already handsome, but he went in to serve the emperor and didn't come out for two hours!"
"Your Majesty has not set foot in the harem for several years. Now that the news is released that Your Majesty has a habit of molesting children, I'm afraid no one will believe it..."
"It's just that the Chief Assistant has such a plot against Your Majesty. When General Yang Yan returns, I'm afraid that the matter cannot be investigated..."
Eunuch Su's little calculation is crackling, this time he will blackmail a lot of money, and then leave Kyoto to retire and return to his hometown!
He is getting older and has lived in the palace for a long time. He is very worried. With this last step, he can only take high risks to have food and clothing for the rest of his life!
"Well done! Don't worry, father-in-law, the benefits will be yours! It's just..."
"I want you to go down there first, and then I'll burn it for you!"
When Eunuch Su heard this, his expression suddenly changed, and it was already too late to escape.
The next second, a black shadow suddenly appeared behind him, slitting his throat so neatly that he didn't even have time to cry out!
Pfft~
Blood splattered...
On the ground, there was another body!
Lin Chunqiu slowly turned around and wiped the blood spattered on his robe with a white handkerchief. His eyes were cold: "The dead are the best at keeping secrets!"
Immediately, the chief assistant looked up at the room and said casually: "Man'er, your method is quite cruel!"
Half a moment.
Lin Man'er, the daughter of the Chief Assistant and the queen of the dynasty, walked out of the house slowly...
The red lips parted slightly: "Since I entered the palace, he has never touched me. I have already suspected it!"
"I'm afraid that the Ji family brother and sister who were welcomed into Kyoto by the general were exchanged for the prince. Now the person sitting in the court is not the prince Ji Chen, but Ji Ziyue pretending to be him!"
"No man can bear to be slandered as a pedophile, and the emperor is no exception, unless she is a woman!"
"If she is the Crown Prince Ji Chen, she will definitely want to break the rumors of child molestation, so she will have to go to the harem to prove her innocence. If I am pregnant with a dragon, the mother will be more valuable than the son..."
"But if she is the impostor Ji Ziyue, and now she knows she is doubtful and has to grit her teeth to resist, then we have nothing to lose!"
"Anyway, a eunuch has nothing to do with her, and he can use it to disgust her, so why not?"
"The emperor of the current dynasty has a habit of molesting children. If he doesn't explain it, he will lose his heart. The more chaotic the better, the general Yang Yan can't control it even if he has ten hands!"
"Dad, if you take advantage of the chaos to support my brother in his rise to power, it will be a matter of course..."
"The people of Zhou Dynasty will be named Lin from now on!"
The father and daughter looked at each other and smiled, as if they had already seen the day of victory.
However, they calculated nine moves correctly, but missed one, which was that Yang Dong, who had the least impressive chess skills in this game, was actually a fake eunuch...
At this moment, inside the Shangqing Palace.
Yang Dong looked shocked!
The piece of King Qin Jade on his chest was gone, leaving only a simple lanyard, and a storm surged in his mind, and his originally weak body underwent a great transformation!
He was just an ordinary person at first, but now his strength is equivalent to that of a seventh-grade warrior!
"Goldfinger, plug-in? Woohoo, okay, okay, it's late but it's here..."
However, his excitement was not over yet.
Buzz~
To be continued...