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Soon, it was Wu Jiangtao and Miyamoto Shirozo to make their turn to make their debut.
At this time, netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet sent out barrage, or left messages next to the video page...
"Fight! Xiao Yingben, a Japanese devil who lives a good life in a shit!"
"Come on! Don't lose!"
"One word, do it!"
...
The netizens watching the live broadcast on the Internet all cheered Wu Jiangtao up, and the domestic audience in front of the TV were both nervous and looking forward to the two people who started to appear on the screen...
"Personal judgment, Wu Jiangtao has too little experience in the competition. I'm afraid it's the first time I've been on such a big competition. Looking at the sound coming from the scene, it will definitely put a lot of pressure on him. On the other hand, Miyamoto Huozo has had a very good record in top international events in recent years, and even entered the top four in the World Throne Title Competition. His record is quite good and should not be underestimated!"
On the TV, a very senior martial arts event special guest in China began to evaluate the warriors on both sides.
"So, Teacher Xu, are you not optimistic about Wu Jiangtao?"
"What's going on with this Teacher Xu... I kept saying how strong Miyamoto Firezo is, who do you look down on?"
The guest named Xu was tall, with a beard on his face and said with a smile: "The competition begins soon, let's wait and see... However, Miyamoto Shirozo can perform very amazingly. For this world's No. 1 martial arts competition, he has been practicing in the master for half a year, and may have achieved many tricks..."
"Well... After years of research and understanding of the Bushido in Yingguo, Wuji Martial Arts is based on the leg technique. Although there are also empty-hand fighting and wrestling, the foundation is on the leg technique in the wind. I believe everyone has some understanding of Wuji's Fengji Yizhang..."
Before he could finish speaking, he saw Miyamoto Huozo on the ring still unable to hold back. While staring at Wu Jiangtao who was standing motionless not far away in front of him, he couldn't help but lower his body slightly, and then stretched out his hand...
"Let him hear what he said first, let the bullets fly for a while!"
He is...
"The third main competition of the world's No. 1 Martial Arts Competition, the seventh competition begins now!"
The Wuji Bushido uses this leg technique to infer the skills of the disciples.
When this guy said this, the host didn't continue to let the guy talk about it. He quickly changed the topic and talked about other things. He looked at the name of this move, and he was always unreasonable.
Pain!!!
Audience: "∑(oО/)"
Wu Jiangtao stood there, motionless, staring at his opponent quietly. The fierce kick just now seemed to have failed to bring him any impact.
The unlimited genre of the martial arts world in Yingguo is really a leg technique. It is a very performative and powerful move. It jumps out in the wind, flies in the air and jumps out as far as 100 feet...
This scene was presented to everyone without reservation under the close-up of the 16K-level camera on the scene.
At this moment, some netizens finally felt something was wrong.
This, what, this is...
"this……"
Audience in front of the TV: "…"
Facing the camera lens, the teacher Xu talked, "From three feet in the wind, there are the eighteen stances that are infinitely more perfect, namely the flying dragon in the sky, the love of crystal, the poisonous dragon drill, the dragon crossing the river, the free sitting lotus, the invincible hot wheel, the soul into the soul, the soft bones tangled, the mandarin duck legs, the Lu Jiu style, the explosion of the throat, the domineering cart, the regret of the dragon, the scissors feet, the spiritual touch, the great movement of the universe, the nine-level heaven..."
"That's it... and the first four battles for thrones?!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, no, I'm so laughing to death!"
Well... Isn't this one of the famous memes about peeing in the wind a few years after Yingguo Wuji Martial Arts became famous on the Chinese Internet?
"No, I heard this guy's commentary before, so I was very good at it. Why did I explain this competition today? It's so crooked! I've been there in the little days..."
Netizens watching live broadcasts on the Internet: "…"
Rub your right foot hard down.
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…”
"Uh, it's not a good idea to be nice. I just analyze the performance of the two of them in the past. It's still necessary to compare who is stronger and who is weaker. As for who wins and who loses... who knows!"
Not far away in front of him, Miyamoto Huozo, who was squatting slightly, tried hard to pretend to be calm, but his face was flushed, especially his left eyelids trembled uncontrollably-
The next moment, whether it was on the scene, in front of the TV, or in front of the computer, all laughed crazy!
Host: "∑(oО/)"
Almost as soon as he finished speaking, Miyamoto Huozo on the ring suddenly stomped his feet, his figure suddenly rose, and instantly swept across his legs, bursting out a heart-pounding sound in the air!
Wu Jiangtao did not move, raised his hand and punched him, and met him in a tit-for-tat way!
Bang!
The frontal force of the feet and fist!
Death!
What's going on?
Everyone looked puzzled, and the host of the live broadcast immediately seized the opportunity and turned around to ask Teacher Xu beside him, "Teacher Xu, is this Miyamoto Huozo player charging for some kind of trick?"
Finally, the referee on the ring was in place-
Is this guy a funny guy on stage?!
A sour collision sound spread, as the audience expected, all kinds of beautiful combos and fights did not happen. Just this collision, the two of them were about to part with one touch...
"The ultimate move? Teacher Xu, you know very well about the infinite martial arts of Yingguo. What ultimate move do you think Miyamoto Shirozang may have mastered?"
The special guest, Mr. Xu, said abruptly.
...
“∑(oО/)”
Teacher Xu suddenly leaned forward and stared at Miyamoto Huozo on the stage with a serious face. "That's right, if I read it correctly, this seems to be the preparation for the domineering trolley in the 18th poses of the infinite. Player Wu Jiangtao must be careful..."
It was obvious that he was making a move, but the other party just punched and hit him head-on, and he couldn't hold back?
"Damn it, I just heard that Mr. Xu, who is of great origin, keep talking about how strong Huozang is, and how good he has achieved the top four in the throne battle... How powerful did he think it is? The result... is that?!"
...
At this time, the screen on the TV screen was facing the ring, but Miyamoto Huozo was still rubbing his right foot, his face looking quite ugly, and the commentator was the host's voice. The teacher Xu, who had just spoken a lot, was completely speechless...
What else did he say?!
This scene in front of me was like slapping myself in the face...
Chapter completed!