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Chapter 160 Chapter 16 1 An unscrupulous merchant with a program effect.

Chapter 160 Chapter 16 1 What an unscrupulous businessman with great program effects.

Author: Longquan 100 Yuan Survival

Chapter 160 Chapter 16 1 What an unscrupulous businessman with great program effects.

The barrage that filled the screen completely exploded at this moment.

Lu Chen didn't even have time to take a closer look at what the barrage was, as this barrage was immediately brushed away.

The densely packed screens are like tourist attractions crowded with people on May Day and Eleven o'clock, making it overwhelming.

Everyone in the audience laughed from ear to ear at this moment when they saw Lu Chen, whose face was twitching because of the sour apple.

Lu Chen knew that his strategy had failed, so he spat out the sour apples and pears in his mouth with a painful expression on his face.

"Ouch! I went and finally found one that wasn't broken. Why does it taste so sour?"

"Xiao Luo! Pour out all the remaining apples and pears. I still don't believe it. I can't find a good one that tastes good!"

Luo Yinyin looked at the obsessed Lu Chen, silently said "Oh", and then poured out all the apples and pears in the box.

Qin Shou looked at the twenty or thirty apples and pears being poured out, secretly covering his mouth and laughing.

Before he could react, Lu Chen picked up two apples and pears and stuffed them into his arms.

"Wow! In fact, the apple pear just now is really not so sour. You should try it too!"

Qin Shou: "..."

"Brother, I just saw you rolling your eyes because you were so upset. Can you tell me you're not upset?"

"Why are you rolling your eyes? That's because my eyes hurt. Give your eyes a rest!"

"Then I saw you spit it out!"

"That's because I'm allergic to apples, so I can only eat a little bit."

“But what he’s talking about is a pear!”

Qin Shou held the apple pear in his hand and said with some collapse.

No matter how he defended himself, Lu Chen had already made up his mind to drag him over to test the waters.

At this time, Lu Chen also tore open an apple pear again, looked at the dark lens in front of him, and took a deep breath.

He mustered up the courage to speak: "Actually, our apple looks very rotten, but it still tastes very delicious!"

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't even believe a single punctuation mark.

[(Eating melon) Blow, keep blowing, I almost believe it, Brother Lu!]

[This is not selling goods, this is clearly Deyunshe talking about cross talk (dog head)! 】

[(Laughing and crying) Next, please enjoy the short story written by Brother Lu online! 】

【……】

Lu Chen stared at the apple in his hand, reluctant to start his mouth, and moved his eyes to Qin Shou aside.

"Shou Wow! Hurry up and eat a few so that everyone can take a look!"

Qin Shou looked gloomy and was about to refuse when Lu Chen's soft voice came to his ears.

"I'll give you half of the share of the goods you bring this time!"

Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up. Without thinking, he opened the packaging of the apple pear and took a bite.

A rotten taste spread in the mouth. This taste was not only bitter, but also had a strong sour taste.

Qin Shou's whole body trembled violently, the muscles on his face twisted together, and he used all his strength to squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying.

"It's delicious, so damn delicious!"

Luo Yinyin on the side covered her mouth, her big eyes full of shock.

She could even smell the strong musty smell coming from the apples and pears next to them.

He looked at the two people on the side with some distress, and said softly: "Why don't you vomit?"

Qin Shou ignored her, but chewed a few times quickly and swallowed the apple pear in his mouth.

His eyes widened as he struggled to give a thumbs up in front of the camera.

"It's delicious! It's really delicious, brothers! This apple pear is really delicious!"

It can be seen that Qin Shou really wants this commission. Even though his facial features were twisted into a ball just now, he is still trying his best to protect Pingguoli.

However, the next second.

Qin Shou couldn't hold it any longer. The strong musty smell and pungent sour smell directly made Qin Shou feel nauseated.

He took one gulp of the apple and pear he had just swallowed and spat it out again.

"vomit!!!"

Even so, Qin Shou did not give up. Instead, he held back his tears with an expression on his face that was uglier than crying.

"This apple pear is so sweet..."

Afterwards, Qin Shou fell down on the sofa.

Lu Chen on the side clenched the apple in his hand, his expression also extremely difficult.

After a long psychological struggle, he slowly said to the camera:

"Brothers, I can swear on Xiao Luo's conscience that the taste of these apples and pears is really good. Qin Shou even fainted when you saw how delicious they were!"

Luo Yinyin's expression on the side was a little unnatural. Before she could realize why Lu Chen said he had to touch his own conscience to swear, she saw the apple pear in Lu Chen's hand. There were two black spots on the skin and whispered a reminder.

road:

"Master. Your apple pear..."

Before Luo Yinyin could finish speaking, Lu Chen had already taken a bite.

Immediately afterwards, his eyes turned white, he was foaming at the mouth and almost fell down.

"Water! Give me water quickly!"

Lu Chen hurriedly spit out the apple pear in his mouth and shouted impatiently.

Luo Yinyin quickly took a glass of water, and Lu Chen rinsed his mouth with water before the strong musty smell in his mouth dissipated.

I took a few deep breaths and tried to calm down.

"The one just now is also broken, let's take a look at the other ones!"

Lu Chen decisively picked up the apples and pears on the table and tore open the packaging.

"This one is broken too? It must have been left there for a long time. Here comes another one!"

"This one isn't bad at all, let's look at the next one!"

"Get another one!"

"..."

"..."

After struggling like this for almost two or three minutes, Lu Chen unpacked all the apples and pears on the table.

There were only two good apples and pears in total, and they were still so sour that they sent people away.

Lu Chen's face suddenly darkened, and an angry "well" symbol immediately appeared on his forehead.

Anger value +MAX!

In line with the principle that it is his father who gives the money, Lu Chen keeps asking for compensation from the merchant, but now he can't bear it anymore.

He directly knocked down all the apples and pears on the table, slammed the table and said angrily:

"Fuck! What a crappy thing! It's all broken. I won't sell it anymore!"

Without saying anything, Lu Chen directly canceled the Apple Pear link hanging in the live broadcast room.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

[(Slaps the table and laughs) Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard that I was so angry. This is the first time I have seen an anchor who sells goods and sells himself out! 】

[Pfft! It’s all bad! Brother Lu, I was secretly watching your live broadcast in class. I couldn’t help laughing. Now my dad is already on the way here with a knife! 】

[Oh my God! Brother Lu, where did you find a business with such effective program results? 】

[Excuse me, if I am laughed to death in this live broadcast room, can I sue Brother Lu and ask him to compensate? Hahahaha!]

[No, no! My stomach is cramping from laughing. How could something so unlucky happen to Brother Lu turn out to be so funny! The co-author’s merchant sent two good ones over.

!]

[I very much suspect that the merchant is one of our people, and deliberately sent two good ones to Brother Lu, and a bunch of bad ones! The effect of putting it here is to create a show (funny)!]
Chapter completed!
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