With long black and shiny hair, bright eyes and white teeth, beautiful and beautiful, 1.7 meters tall and ten centimeter high heels, if you think this girl is not good, then you can ignore her 84, 62, 86 oriental female devil measurements. Xu Sihai never expected that this small game store less than 30 square meters could be used with such a luxurious beauty secretary.

"There is also an assistant in the bath. After all, I have to make a female secretary." Xu Sihai looked at the drooling little perverts in grief. At this time, the female secretary was already holding a teacup and putting it on the gamer's desktop one by one.

I read that right, even with the working conditions, this girl has a pretty good working attitude. But... can she not use so much tea every time? She can't afford to manage a small book.

The name of the beauty in front of me is Chang'e. You heard it right, it is Chang'e who is cute with a rabbit on the moon. As for why she fell from the sky, it has to start a week ago.

A week ago, Xu Sihai sneaked into the beauty online club. As for why the word "sneaking" is actually very simple, because Xu Sihai came here to be undercover.

Since this beauty online club was opened next to Xu Sihai’s game store, Xu Sihai’s business has been deteriorating. Although the business was not very good in the past, at least a few children were there to brag, but now...

When Xu Sihai walked on small slippers, carried a few meat buns, and wore a casual vest, and had a terrible E66 and a few bills in his pocket, he had used it for two years, and after not walking more than 500 meters from his small game store, Xu Sihai went to the Beauty Online Club.

I thought this club was a larger Internet cafe, with neon lights flashing in it, and a group of non-mainstream people entered. But when Xu Sihai entered the door, he purred his eyes and his little eyes were suddenly bright and he was completely attracted by the little sister of the club in an instant. The beauty online club, even the waiter who turned on and off the computer was uniformed by the beauty!

The girls around 18 or 19 years old all have bulging figures, and they are very hot and wearing nurses, maids, OLs, sailors, and... When they see the guests coming in, they immediately feel like they are seeing relatives, speaking in standard Mandarin, and say to people: "Welcome." The tone is soothing, and water can be squeezed out in a coquettish way. Guang Xu Sihai's welcome girl is obviously 36D!

With beautiful women service and luxurious decoration, Xu Sihai finally realized what the difference is. The seats in this beauty online club are all leather double seats, and in the decoration of the club, a boho style comes to him. Of course, Xu Sihai doesn’t know what the boho style is. He just feels that the girls in front of him make him have the urge to YY one by one. It’s too hurtful to compare, it’s too harmful to self-esteem!

"Mu Yiqi, it turns out that these bastards are all here." After finally turning their attention from the beauty, Xu Sihai finally saw several of his old owners begging the waiter to help them turn on the computer again and again.

I remember when I was in middle school, Xu Sihai also did the work of throwing the pen on the ground and asking the beauty to help him pick up the pen. Now these guys have obviously inherited the fine style of their predecessors and kept making the beauty squat and lowered her waist.

"Slutty years, do it..."

"Wait a moment." Xu Sihai pushed away the elbow of a person behind him, and looked at the guys with murderous aura in his eyes.

"Slutty years, do it..."

"Wait a moment?"

"Slutty years, do it..."

When he turned around, Xu Sihai looked at the person behind him who was not sure what he was going to have with him. And the moment he turned around, in just one tenth of a second, he made the most correct move and jumped out directly with his body horizontally.

"Damn, this beauty online club is really high service and low price. It's all people's consumption, and even beggars can put it in?" In front of Xu Sihai, a buddy's hair was disheveled, her face was black and black, and she was covered in big buck teeth. The guy's domineering T-shirt had the words Adi King printed on it. Nike on the left foot, Adid on the right foot, and even his shorts were Anta. Of course, Xu Sihai also noticed that Anta's Peugeot was missing, and the Peugeot on the buddy's crotch was clearly visible in Li Ning's underwear.

The guy saw Xu Sihai saying this, and then took out a stack of cash from his half-broken Anta pocket and shook it in front of Xu Sihai.

"It's a slutty person, you're so slutty!" The guy shook his head and continued to wander in front of Xu Sihai with the money.

The method is that having money is the old man. Xu Sihai instantly showed a tenth of his look up from his contempt expression. Of course, this tenth of his look up was concentrated on the old man's head.

The guy smiled and put the banknote house in front of a computer, numb teeth and said, "Take it, yours."

With a bang, Xu Sihai only felt his eyes waving, and then, his eyes without numbers surged into his heart. This guy gave him money directly, he wouldn't want to make a fuss.

"What did you say just now?" Xu Sihai took a sudden step back, feeling the anus behind him tightened. In an instant, a feeling of grief and anger arose, and a voice filled with righteous indignation suddenly appeared. If you treat me, Xu Sihai, as a handsome person, you must be a gay man! Besides, the amount of money you give is too little!

"I'm having a fuss!" The guy laughed and suddenly put one hand on Xu Sihai's shoulder. Suddenly, Xu Sihai felt wet. He didn't know where he was wet, but he felt that this was almost the same as wet body.

"I see that you have a very good muscles and bones. There is a sense of heroism between your eyebrows. With a strong and righteous spirit in your body, your eyes are bright and bright. Can you borrow a place to speak?"

Nowadays, there are so many opening remarks for making a genius? No wonder the gays have high cultural level, and even beggars know that they will make a genius after watching "Kung Fu".

Xu Sihai will definitely not succumb to the evil forces, but his firm thought lasted for only ten seconds. The guy had already stuffed the money into Xu Sihai's pocket. More importantly, this guy secretly said in Xu Sihai's ear: "The secret of heaven cannot be revealed. The cause and effect of your previous life has not yet been completed. I will come to the world to save you. Once the disaster is completed, you will naturally ascend to heaven and become an immortal."

After hearing this, Xu Sihai had only one idea in his mind. If there was a stick in his hand, he would definitely give this guy a stick on the spot. This charlatan only knows this one word. Times are progressing, and you can at least change the lines. Even the new version of Huanzhu knows to arrange a third party for Xiaoyanzi. You can at least insert a few ready-made Internet red words into it.

Looking at the buck-toothed man, Xu Sihai snorted and said, "I'll give you two words, get out!"

"These three words!"

"Don't talk nonsense to me. I've seen many people like you. Isn't it just to cheat food and drink later? Hahaha, gods, gods believe you. If you are a god, you will have the will to turn me into Sister Feng!"

"Much problem!" The guy snapped his fingers directly.

Xu Sihai was wondering how he cast a spell to pretend to be a ghost. The uniformed sister who was just turning on and off the phone just now walked over with a smile on her face, with a standard four and a half-teeth smile, which was twice the standard.

"Sir, here in the bathroom."

Xu Sihai looked puzzled when he would go to let the water go, but suddenly felt a sense of lack in his crotch, and he rushed into the bathroom with his sister. Without saying a word, Xu Sihai took off his pants and looked down.

In just a moment, Xu Sihai was completely embarrassed. The mighty and majestic little brother who had been with him for 25 years was really gone.

"Damn it!" Xu Sihai lifted his pants up and quickly turned his head to look around. After confirming that someone had discovered his secret, Xu Sihai rushed out and grabbed the guy, "Come back for me quickly."

The guy grinned his teeth and smiled: "You believe it now."

"I believe you evil!"

He didn't say anything else, and Xu Sihai knew that he had been evil today. After returning to the topic, the two of them finally began to discuss the matter of being a god.

Sitting on the chair in the private room, the buddy knocked her legs and said, "You should have ascended to heaven and become a god, but in your previous life, you had an incompetent relationship with a fox and later punished you, so you were reincarnated again."

"The plot is almost the same! The point is directly important!" Xu Sihai didn't want to know how he was in his previous life. He and the fox were circling and crossing. This is too restrictive. Now the most important thing in this life is ascending to heaven and immortals.

The guy laughed and said, "Okay, long story short. Now you know that objects are rising too fast. Although the Heavenly Court has no worries about food and drink, some of the daily expenses of Heavenly Court are not small, especially those fairies buy LVs when they go down the world. Burberry, the last time an unethical person opened Maserati into the South Heaven Gate."

"You are not talking about Guo Meimei!"

"If she is a fairy, she can only say that she has a face when she is down! Look, while she is short of money, she is in trouble again. So the Jade Emperor decided not to leave everyone in the world within four days. Let the gods who owe money to the Heavenly Court Bank go down first. Each person goes down to the Heavenly Court for one day, and there is only one thing a day, that is, it is up to your command to make money! Make up all the money they owe to the Heavenly Court Bank!"

Xu Sihai opened his mouth and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This life is too challenging. Not to mention that he is just a 25-year-old who makes money, he also has to bring the average 25-year-old god to make money.

"Wait, what does what you said have to do with me being a god."

"You don't understand this yet. These four days, wait, you should know the principle of one day in heaven and one year underground. That is, these four years are the internship period for heaven to inspect you as a god. As long as you pass the internship period, you can go to heaven."

“Does there be start-up capital?”

"No."

“There is no startup team.”

"No!"

"Then what do I have?"

The guy nodded seriously, then put one hand on Xu Sihai's shoulder again, and he put a few words in his hand for a long time: "I have my trust!"

Another thought flashed through Xu Sihai's mind, that is, if there is a stick, he will still be stuffy. In addition to being slapped, this face still slapped: "Damn, at least give me some magic power so that I can have some cheats. Besides, how do you ask me to care about these gods?"

When he looked at Xu Sihai's little eyes that could even show murderous aura, the guy grinned his teeth and smiled: "I will give you the plug-in."

"Then bring it up!" Xu Sihai reached out and looked at whether this guy took out some rings or awesome glasses, etc. When he thought of some ring Superman, Glasses Man, Xu Sihai was so excited, he suddenly became wet again.

Who knew that the guy said: "Volume, is plug-in still so troublesome now? Isn't it enough to go to the next software? You can clear all the memory of your E66 quickly. I will give you a few plug-in software to use another day, and you will get some of the mind reading techniques and perspective-based ones."

Xu Sihai opened his mouth and took out his E66 phone. He looked at the screen on the left and the big buck teeth on the buddy's body. The mobile phone software directly comes with plug-ins! This guy is not a joke. Xu Sihai's 2G memory card on his mobile phone, plus the 110MB of memory on his own, how many plug-ins have to be downloaded?

The guy basically decided to do this when he saw it and said, "If you have no objection, I will take the first person to your place to find you in the evening. As for plug-in software, that person will tell you how to do it. By the way, remember my name first, my name is Qi Laoqi! That's it, then I'll leave first."

Xu Sihai was stunned for a long time, thinking about how he got along with a group of gods. Qi Laoqi had already completely escaped with oil under his feet.

When Xu Sihai realized and was about to go out, the standard uniformed sister came over again with four and a half teeth exposed: "Sir, you haven't paid yet. Also, that gentleman just left you a note!"

Xu Sihai took the note and saw that the handwriting was about dragons and phoenixes. It was indeed the character of an immortal. Xu Sihai looked at it for a long time before he came up with the rough meaning, "One thousand yuan is fake money, don't use it."

When Xu Sihai saw his bill again, he immediately began to look for sticks. Qi Laoqi had been here for a week, and the cost of hundreds of dollars was all counted on Xu Sihai.

Of course, even if Xu Sihai finds a stick, it is useless. Qi Laoqi doesn’t know where he has gone. More importantly, even if he finds it, Xu Sihai can’t beat this god. Fortunately, Qi Laoqi is still a little conscientious. The first customer to come to see him in the evening was Sister Chang'e.

More importantly, Sister Chang'e found Xu Sihai's residence with a small note. So that night, in addition to Sister Chang'e, there were also a group of male erotic people behind her. Xu Sihai admired Chang'e very much. Less than 500 meters from the Beauty Online Club to her home, she asked for directions in total, and they were all men. When she asked, Xu Sihai welcomed Sister Chang'e into the house with the envy and jealous eyes of 99 men.

Then, Xu Sihai heard a sigh outside: "This takeaway is very high! And he has an attitude at work, so he must find a customer to serve."

Xu Sihai burst into tears. On the first day of her sister Chang'e's departure from the world, she was misunderstood as having an occupation, and she was still a door-to-door service. What do you think about Wu Gang and Rabbit?

(This book has been signed, so everyone can collect and recommend it with confidence. Two guaranteed updates are updated every day, three updates from time to time. It is a matter of damage and injury. Everyone is welcome to urge them to update them without any heart! Here I would like to thank all the gods for their suggestions on the revision of this book. They are all talents, and a book title can come up with more than a hundred combinations! Author QQ group: 118931859.
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