Chapter 5 Believe it or not, I believe it anyway (Part 1)
Damn it! There are only five minutes left before class starts, and this time it’s really going to cost the child’s life. Zhan Zhizhan was so anxious that he opened his long legs and sprinted towards the classroom.
Zhan Zhizhan is still two hundred meters away from the teaching building, but his classroom is on the fifth floor. Yan Ruoxia's phone call said that all the students in the class were here, and there would be no class for the first class today, and the class teacher would
Liu Ruyan organized a class meeting to let the students get familiar with college life as soon as possible. Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to make a fool of himself late in the first class of college, especially when it was hosted by a teacher whom he admired very much.
However, if he did not leave a bad impression on Teacher Liu, Zhan Zhizhan had to cross the two hundred meters distance, climb up to the five-story building, and then read his words to Teacher Liu within the remaining five minutes.
When the name is called, shout out at the right moment: "Here we come!"
Seeing that he only had to rush through the corridor in front to reach the stairs to the fifth floor, Zhan Zhizhan was so excited that he just wanted to shout: "I'm here!"
Just as Zhan Zhizhan was rushing towards the stairs at lightning speed, a girl screamed, and then a soft body bumped into his arms. The girl let out another "Ah" and fell down.
A very inelegant position on all fours.
The girl he bumped into was known to Zhan Zhizhan. Wasn't she An Qi, the organizing committee member of his class, known as "Bai Lieba"?
It is said that Angel's nickname comes from a strange person in the port: "The big bread is like a pot lid." It is no exaggeration to say that this bread is huge. The bread is semicircular, about one foot in diameter, and each weighs about two kilograms. "
"Lieba" is a Russian transliteration, meaning "bread". Over time, "Lieba" has become synonymous with bread. People like "Daliba" because it has a long history and unique craftsmanship. Speaking of
"Da Lieba", one person is worthy of special mention, that is Yi Ya Qiulin. Back then, thousands of "old men" flocked to the port, and then they left like the ebb of the tide.
There are not many left. But history will never forget the name of "Qiulin". In 1900, he founded "Qiulin Yangxing" in the port. The only "Da Lieba" operated by "Qiulin Yangxing" is "Lao Maozi"
"Only rich people and a few noble Chinese can enjoy this kind of blessing.
"My dear mother..." After knocking down "Bai Lieba", Zhan Zhizhan felt uneasy and complained endlessly.
"It's annoying! It hurts so much when you hit me!" This "Bai Lieba" comes from the Li River in Guangxi and has a very cute baby face. "Bai Lieba" hummed in pain, slapping his chubby white hands.
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"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Zhan Zhizhan apologized and helped "Bai Lieba" up. He glanced at "Bai Lieba" furtively, which happened to collide with her spying eyes on him. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly moved away.
He opened his eyes, but in his stomach he muttered without any loss: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dad is here for the meeting! Hehe... Be obedient, let's stir-fry green onions in lard!"
As soon as He Zhan Zhizhan's eyes met, two blushes immediately appeared on Bai Lieba's face, and he whispered: "I hate it! Can you hurry up! Teacher Liu asked me to tell you to hurry up."
After saying that, "Bailieba" turned around and ran away.
Zhan Zhizhan was stunned for a while before he realized what he was doing. He quickly caught up with him and asked, knowingly: "I'm sorry! What's your name?"
"Bai Lieba" kept walking and shouted without looking back: "I won't tell you! I'm going to be late!"
When Zhan Zhizhan woke up from a dream, he suddenly remembered a classic line from the enemy Commander Zhang in the classic movie "South and North War", and shouted: "It's over! The Communist Army is likely to launch an attack soon!"
After Zhan Zhizhan shouted, he ran as fast as he could. However, it was still too late! Zhan Zhizhan watched helplessly as the meaty "Bai Lieba" rushed into the classroom. When Zhan Zhizhan arrived panting, he was greeted by
Teacher Liu's dissatisfied look. Teacher Liu was opening the roll call book when she saw Zhan Zhizhan walking into the classroom. She said solemnly with no expression on her face: "Zhan Zhizhan, go back to your seat."
Zhan Zhizhan walked into the classroom dejectedly, only to see the "Bai Lieba" he had just bumped into sitting in the last row looking at him with a smile. The seat next to him was actually empty, and it was the only empty seat. Zhan Zhizhan
Zhan came late, so he had to sit at the back, sharing the same table with "Bai Lieba". There were thirty-two students in this class, sitting in three rows in the classroom, with two people at each table, eighteen of whom were women.
Classmates, apart from "Lilac" Yan Ruoxia, the other one is "Bai Lieba". Hehe, there are fewer wolves and more meat. God makes all people perfect, so boys can pick and choose. Zhan Zhizhan sat down generously.
Next to the voluptuous "Bai Lieba" with an angelic face, she glanced at Zhan Zhizhan with a blushing face, and then turned her eyes to Teacher Liu. She looked like she was listening to the teacher's lectures very seriously, almost holding her little hands behind her back.
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Teacher Liu is very annoying today. After she called the names in a serious manner, she announced the list of class cadres in a long-winded manner. "Lilac" is the monitor; "Bai Lieba" is the study committee member; they are good at singing and dancing.
Zhang Kaifeng, the "weekly brother" who always likes to hang out with male classmates, is appointed as the literary and art committee member; she is definitely not fairer than the "black rose", but looks sorry for the people and the party, and "anthracite" Wu Yanmei is appointed as the life committee member. Zhan Zhizhan is honored to be selected.
Teacher Liu appointed him as the sports committee member of the class. He was a little dissatisfied and thought to himself: "Damn, I was the class monitor in middle school, and I was not appointed as a sports committee member until I came to university. However, I am lucky, I am the only one in the class.
It is quite comfortable for a boy to hang out with four girls all day long. With a mix of men and women, he can work without getting tired."
After announcing the list of class cadres, Zhan Zhizhan thought that Teacher Liu would announce the adjournment of the meeting, so that he could have the opportunity to butter up the female classmate next to him. Unexpectedly, Teacher Liu gave the students a "political lesson" again. Where was Zhan Zhizhan?
If you are interested in listening to what Teacher Liu is saying, "Bai Lieba" exudes a faint fragrance, which floats into Zhan Zhizhan's nostrils, making him feel uncomfortable all over, and all his thoughts are on
"Bai Lieba" didn't even listen to anything Teacher Liu said.
Zhan Zhizhan was lying on the table, hiding behind the "condom", holding a book to cover his face, and peeking at "Bai Lieba" with a pair of thief eyes. Suddenly, Zhan Zhizhan's "adolescence was inaccessible"
"Delusional oppression syndrome" broke out immediately. In a moment of enthusiasm, he lightly touched "Bailieba" with the Gullah flap. "Bailieba" was shocked, but did not move his legs. Instead, he whispered: "
Big stupid cow, you know how to sneak around and eat girls."
"What? Eat tofu? Can you make tofu? I like it the most!" Zhan Zhizhan looked at "Bai Lieba" with confused eyes.
"What a fool! I'm eating tofu... Huh! I won't talk to you, a bad guy! I didn't sleep well last night and was so sleepy that I couldn't think of coaxing you, a bad guy, to talk." "Bai Lieba" said with a pretty face.
Hong said with a face full of class struggle.
"What? You haven't slept all night?" Zhan Zhizhan opened his eyes and asked in surprise.
"Zhan Zhizhan, what are you talking about underneath? Is there anything wrong with what I said?" Suddenly, Teacher Liu gave a majestic shout.
"No...no! It's...my stomach hurts suddenly." Zhan Zhizhan stammered in explanation.
Teacher Liu gave Zhan Zhizhan a fierce look, ignored him, and continued to lecture endlessly.
Zhan Zhizhan glanced at "Bai Lieba" and saw that she was staring at Teacher Liu intently, as if she had no feeling for Zhan Zhizhan's lies. Zhan Zhizhan had an idea in his mind, and another wave of bad water came out, and his eyes also
Looking at Teacher Liu, he said in a low voice: "I, Uncle Jin, said that Xiao Wuji's mother said that girls are the best at lying. The prettier girls are, the better at lying! It turns out that you didn't sleep all night because of the whole night.
I was thinking wildly, and I remembered the person I loved before I was in middle school."
"Bai Lieba" hurriedly covered his mouth with his chubby little hands, suppressed his laughter, and said in a low voice: "Oh...my god! I blame you for being such a heartless person! You still don't admit it? If it weren't for you, wouldn't you dare to do this?
How could I dare to be my little enemy..."
Zhan Zhizhan rubbed his head, and he was really confused this time: "You blame me? We should believe in the masses and the party. These are two fundamental principles. If you doubt these two principles, nothing will be done.
I have never offended you, so why should you blame me?"
"Bai Lieba" sighed and said faintly: "Oh...my god! You were born in the yang year, yang month, yin day, yang day, and have the destiny of three yang and one yin. "The Art of Fate" says that a person has four pillars.
When there are three yangs in the body, and the three yangs overcome one yin, you can get two attributes of the five elements, that is, two lives. The so-called "two lives" does not mean that you have two lives, but that your life is extremely stable. For example, if a bullet hits you
Even if your heart is not dead, you are lucky to survive. In the eyes of the world, this is a fluke. In fact, you have two fates. Most people only have one of the five elements and one attribute. Someone has a wood destiny, and someone has a wood destiny.
However, a person with three yang horoscopes has five elements and two attributes, so he has two lives. For example, he not only has a wood life, but also a metal life. This is the reason why there are always some people in the world who have "great fortune" and "cannot die"
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"Bai Lieba" saw that Zhan Zhizhan was confused and confused, and he said softly, as if playing the harp to a cow: "These are the knowledge in the "Book of Changes", I will tell you when I have time in the future."
Zhan Zhizhan was amused in his heart, but he still looked confused and nodded humbly.
Seeing Zhan Zhizhan nodded, "Bai Lieba" continued: "I was born in the yin year, yin month, yin day, yin time, which is the so-called 'pure yin person'. 'It is forbidden for women to be born in pure yin, and it is forbidden for men to be born in pure yin.
Born as a pure yang, I am the unlucky one who is destined to keep my own life."
Zhan Zhizhan couldn't bear it anymore and said with a smile: "If I tell you not to be so persistent, the old man in my hometown once said: One fate, two fortunes, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin virtues, five readings, six seven aspects and eight respects for gods.
Chapter completed!