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Chapter 7 People Pretending to be Ghosts, Who to Blame for Scaring You (Part 1)

Before Zhan Zhizhan could reach the warehouse door of his temporary dormitory, he suddenly saw five black figures slipping out of the warehouse door quietly. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly hid behind a willow tree on the side of the road and looked attentively: It turned out to be another

The guy in the same dormitory who is "doing it" and a few other classmates.

"The military training is so tiring, but these stinky guys are still free to play tricks and pranks. They really have too much energy. Isn't this because they are full? Hehe, these guys are just behaving like crazy at the moment.

They must be going to the girls' dormitory to play tricks again. Why don't they know that everything is done in moderation? How can they keep playing pranks again and again?" Thinking of this, Zhan Zhizhan originally wanted to stop them, but his strong curiosity drove him.

He gave up the idea of ​​stopping a few classmates from playing pranks. After all, this kind of excitement is still rare to see, so why not watch a comedy for free. The decision was made, Zhan Zhizhan quietly followed a few classmates

Behind him, he walked towards the women's dormitory.

"These stinky guys who were 'playing' were trying to scare a female classmate, but someone found out, and she was completely bald, and the prank turned into a joke. The female classmate has the experience of the previous one, I don't know if this one can scare her.

Female classmates, this is quite embarrassing. However, things are unpredictable, and several female classmates couldn't help but fall asleep. Suddenly they opened their eyes and saw five very thin faces, paler than paper. Those faces can be

It's not called face, because it has no eyes and nose, only a bloody mouth with bared teeth. The sharp fangs there are emitting a faint cold light, and the bloodthirsty tongue is filled with scarlet blood, as if it will be torn into pieces by him in the next moment.

"Hey, there are so many ghosts, it's scary to think about them. Not to mention the girls who are immersed in the scene and will scream in fear when they see a caterpillar." Zhan Zhizhan followed a few steps lightly.

Behind the classmates, they entertained themselves by imagining how they would scare the female classmates while they were "doing it", and they were even somewhat enthusiastic and gloating about their misfortune.

The night was thick, like dark, cold blood flowing from a rotting corpse, covering the sky and the earth, and the air was filled with a suffocating smell. A waning moon hung alone in the night sky, the light was dim, like tears of resentment in the corners of a woman's eyes.

.The earth has fallen into a deep sleep, and in the dark night, it is as if boundless thick ink is heavily smeared on the sky, stretching into the distance. The early autumn night in the port is a bit cool, and under the hazy moonlight, few stars can be seen. It seems that these stars are

I was also very tired, and I didn’t even bother to blink with my eyes closed. Let’s stir-fry green onions in lard. Don’t tell me, it’s really a bit ghostly tonight.

"Haha, why do I really feel like a ghost now, but it's not a ferocious ghost with a green face and fangs. It's... a handsome face, tall and slender, wearing a black dress, or the kind of black on the outside and red on the inside,

It can also be a good ghost wearing a black cape and cloak, elegant and modest, exuding the aura of a nobleman. I think if what you get in exchange is eternal life, then what does it mean to lose the sun. Whenever the night falls, it is our happy time,

In that vast dark night, we drank wine, sang and danced..." After hearing these eloquent and imaginative words, you can conclude without guessing that the speaker must be "condom". Even the pretense is so poetic and picturesque,

He was so romantic, Zhan Zhizhan was really convinced by him.

"Haha, Lao Bi, why do you think you want to become a vampire? I think your skin must be pale and cold, with red lips, a perfect lazy smile, and red eyes. Yes. Yes.

Now, it’s best to have a enchanting and beautiful female vampire by your side. You two live together in a medieval castle under the crimson moonlight, where there are ancient trees and luxuriant grass. It’s you and the female vampire who are making love to each other.

The infinite ghost land. Oh my god, something bad is going to happen! I have no doubt about the sharpness of your pair of fangs that glow with metallic light. I’d better stay away from you. The further away, the better.

, to save you from getting sick and sucking my precious blood." Hearing this joking voice, it must be the "vegetable market".

The two stinky guys "Condom" and "Wet Market" seem to know a lot about zombies. You know, there were very few novels or movies about "zombies" in that era. Even so, there were very few.

I am curious because I think differently and want to study zombies, but the information is difficult to obtain.

It wasn't until the summer vacation that Zhan Zhizhan went to Laoshan to play, and met a Taoist priest by chance. During the chat, he got a partial understanding of zombies: Zombies are also "jumping corpses." The original zombies in Chinese legends were all resentful because they would not close their eyes until they died.

Gathering the throat can absorb the yin energy of the moon. Zombies will undergo corpse transformation due to being infected with corpse poison or the feng shui properties of the cemetery. The so-called "zombie" in modern times is mixed with Western "vampire" elements. Zombies use claws as weapons and bite their necks.

Come to suck blood. Others who are sucked blood or scratched will be infected with corpse poison, and eventually die and become another zombie. It is said that people infected with corpse poison can be treated with glutinous rice in the early stage. Zombies usually have stiff bodies, black and sharp fingernails, and sharp canine teeth. They are afraid of

Sunlight. It hides in moist and dark places such as coffins and caves during the day, and emerges at night. It feeds on human blood or the blood of domestic animals. It is highly aggressive towards living creatures and is extremely powerful. When jumping forward, it extends its hands forward.

"Lao Cai, even if you run away in nail shoes, you still can't escape the vicious hands of this vampire, Lao Bi. He is a natural hunter, a bloodthirsty vampire. Do you know that all vampires can do magic? Lao Bi

A vampire can fly at the speed of light. Haha, it can circle the earth seven and a half times in one second! I'm afraid you turned around and were about to run away, but the vampire Lao Bi has quietly chased you. Lao Bi's handsome face is as charming as a poppy.

, a pair of sword-like blood-red eyes with extremely lethal power. You accidentally only glanced at the eyes of Lao Bi, a vampire. The magnetism is so strong that you, the prey, willingly degenerated, stretched out your neck willingly, and waited.

This vampire, Lao Bi, opens his huge mouth and bites your neck off with one click! Oh, hurry up and shout to Lao Zhan for help..." Apart from this "hypocrite", there is no one else but a "hypocrite" who speaks a bit scary.

"Hmph! I'm not a girl, so what's the use of calling 'Flower Protector King'? He won't risk being sucked by the vampire Lao Bi and come here to save me!" "Wet Market" snorted with his nose.

Hearing that the "hypocrite" and "wet market" were teasing each other and involving themselves, Zhan Zhizhan did not feel displeased, on the contrary, he felt a little funny.

"Okay, Lao Cai, you are trashing the old war and focusing on sex over friends, aren't you?" "We're doing it," he said with a smile.

"Oh my god! Old Wei, you are so annoying! You said it so numbly that it gave me goosebumps all over my body. Haha, I don't want to be a ghost, it's better to be a human being! You can pretend to be a ghost to scare people.

.It would be better if I could put on makeup. I want to pretend to be a ghost with a pale face without any blood. That face is all rotten and covered with flies. And the two nostrils are filled with maggots.

The bloody big mouth that can't be closed is filled with dense bugs. Haha, it's so fun!" As soon as he heard the girl's chirping voice, Zhan Zhizhan knew that the person who said such a disgusting thing must be "real"

Disgusted”.

Regarding the words "really annoying", Zhan Zhizhan really couldn't agree with it, and thought to himself: "Hey, you're not that ugly to begin with, so why do you have to pretend to be so gray and earthy?"

Dirty ghost? Hehe, it’s okay if you don’t believe in ghosts and gods, but you can’t be disrespectful. You can believe in ghosts and gods, but you can’t just make fun of them. Ghosts come from the heart, and you are so keen on pretending to be gods.

There are shadows of ghosts all around you. Not to mention bumping into ghosts in the future, even if you encounter some supernatural phenomenon that is difficult to explain scientifically, you will be preconceived. Even if you are not scared to the point of going crazy, you will become seriously ill."

"Wow! Old Zeng, you are so disgusting! There are only two black holes where your eyes are. Where did your ticking eyeballs go? Did you let some wild beast eat them? Haha, dinner

It's a shame I ate less noodles, otherwise, what you said was so disgusting, I would have vomited it all out!" The "hypocrite" seems to be deliberately trying to get along with "really annoying".

"Hey, you're vomiting not because I said it's disgusting. The food in our military training is many times better than the school cafeteria, but why do you eat less noodles? That's because you eat big snot and mung bean flies.

"I ate too much..." "I'm so disgusted" seemed to be resentful of the "hypocrite" calling him disgusting, and countered the "hypocrite" with more disgusting words that he learned from someone he didn't know.

"Oh my god! Old Zeng, Old Zeng, I say you are too talented! We are studying ghosts here, why do you still have a big nose? Haha!" After hearing the words "working on it",

For some reason, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt an eerie feeling, and his whole body felt cold. He couldn't help but shiver, and his steps slowed down.

"Damn it, they are pretending to be ghosts to scare girls, what are you afraid of? Hehe, there are no ghosts in the world, just let people disturb themselves. I am not afraid of going to the graveyard by myself in the middle of the night. What's the point of listening to a few nonsense words from my classmates?

Scared!" Seeing that the "working" classmates were getting further and further away from him, Zhan Zhizhan quickly quickened his pace and caught up with them.

He was much closer to the "working" classmates, and he heard "Condom" say with a smile: "Haha, Lao Zeng, have you watched too much "Liao Zhai"? There are certainly people in "Liao Zhai" who are good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting,

Kind-hearted female ghosts who are good at singing and dancing. They are kind-hearted and beautiful, helping the male protagonist to become a successful person or to have a wealthy family. If you have a ghost wife like this, what more can your husband ask for? But don’t forget, in "Liao Zhai"

There are also those who, although they look like flowers and jade, wear mourning clothes and like to seduce young scholars on moonlit nights, like the scene tonight. You, old and fair, are not afraid of the haunting ghosts of those women.
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