This is not a chapter that I updated, it’s just something I randomly saw on the Internet. It’s strong, it’s really strong. I’ll post it for everyone to enjoy.

First of all, the protagonist has a very resounding name: Mohan Mode. Wanyan Tom. Barofsky. For the fastest update, please go to the domain name of the book. For the sake of simplicity, we call it Mo Wanba. And in this book

It records the legendary life of this great man.

Volume One: Cultivation Category

Mo Wanba went to the public toilet to defecate in the morning and met a fairy. Because the fairy didn't bring enough toilet paper, Mo Wanba lent the fairy a used one. The fairy was so moved that he put his microscopic world together with all his pupils

Jane, magic weapons are all given away

He gave it to Mo Wanba and begged him to cultivate. When Mo Wanba refused, the gods used magic to imprison him in a public toilet, shouting: "Unless you cultivate to an incredible level, you can't break out!"

No one in the universe can break my restrictions!" said

After finishing, the immortal jumped into the latrine and committed suicide to strengthen Mo Wanba's determination to cultivate the truth. Mo Wanba was stunned, but he coincided with the heavenly way of no need and no seeking, the realm of "nothing". So Mo Wanba achieved it in an instant.

During the Mahayana period, a large amount of filth was scattered in the toilet

The aura of hair covered Mo Wanba's aura, and with the protection of the restriction, Mo Wanba successfully survived the calamity and became an immortal. Out of curiosity, Mo Wanba successfully cultivated gods, ghosts, and spirits based on Yu Tongjian's knowledge.

Fix the beast and be so successful that you flush out of the toilet!

At this time, Mo Wanba has surpassed the existence of gods, causing unrest in all walks of life. Three flavors of real fire, seven flavors of real fire, glazed fire, etc. all fell from the sky and were destroyed by Mo Wanba's mouthful of thick phlegm. The gods, ghosts, demons and beasts came to attack together.

Mo Wanba, but

They were collectively conquered by Mo Wanba. Regardless of their race, appearance, age, or age, they were all taken into side houses. During this period, descriptions of gun battles were added appropriately. Finally, the gun battle involving tens of millions of people ended with Mo Wanba descending to the earth with an incredible appearance of a strong man.

Volume 2: Fantasy

Out of boredom with tens of millions of side houses competing for favor, Mo Wanba sealed his own power and climbed a high-voltage telephone pole alone in an attempt to leave this world. (He knew he could not die because the ghost world ranged from Yama to Xiaogui.

, all of them are his concubines) As he wished, he was electrocuted to another world. (In fact, it is not that far away, which is equivalent to the mythical world in the West.)

Unfortunately, Mo Wanba's brain development is only 100%, and his IQ is over 10,000, which is barely equivalent to the intelligence of the idiots here. So Mo Wanba was easily impressed by a mouse from another world and studied with the mouse for three years.

Finally the mouse got tired of it, and Mo Wanba said respectfully: "Great being, your wisdom is too great. I understand that this is not the place for a humble creature like me. Goodbye, wise man."

Mo Wanba climbed the high-voltage telephone pole again, thinking: "I must go to a place that is better than me." Fortunately, he succeeded.

As usual, he had to go to school first. Mo Wanba exchanged a coin he brought from the earth for several gold mountains, and then went to the best school for dual cultivation of magic and martial arts. (Read a book

(Pure text) The principal of the school said: "**, you are the most talented student I have ever seen. As the greatest court magician in this kingdom, I am willing to be worthy of brother Mowanba. By the way, I also have a

My granddaughter, I've been waiting for you." After finishing the ink, Ba Xiaona stood on the school playground and exuded his kingly aura, so groups of male students ran over and joined him.

He shouted loudly: "Boss, we have agreed to be your little brother in my mother's womb!" Mo Wanba was satisfied and scanned the surrounding ground with his eyes like a fly, no, a goshawk, so tens of millions of schoolmates

Hua (recently, there are more huas in school than cabbages) nv teachers nv knights nv Warcraft nv pets sweeping the floor, aunt, etc. were shocked, and collectively fell down under Mo Wanba’s big crotch.

Of course, there are still enemies. A bad student challenged Mo Wanba with hatred. Mo Wanba first pretended to be B and was beaten, and then all his memories were restored, he went crazy, and he was beaten. The whole family of the bad student came to take revenge, and was beaten by Mo Wanba.

They killed them all together and exposed the conspiracy of the bad student's family to rebel. The king was overjoyed and appointed Mo Wanba as a Holy Knight and Prince Taibao. He wore a yellow mantle and a cuckold. He also married several cheap princesses of various races.

In return, Mo Wanba used his tool-making skills, using materials collected from garbage dumps everywhere, combined with electric welding and glue, to create the highest representative of the achievements of the tool-making industry (that is, the small handicraft workshop industry) - a pirated disc.

Zhang, passed down to future generations.

Volume 3: Urban Category

Mo Wanba used the storage ring to store all his wives and concubines, and finally returned to the earth and lived a peaceful life. In order to make ends meet (there were too many wives to support), Mo Wanba went to rescue a

An inconspicuous old man (actually he was a very rich man). The old man was moved and told Mo Wanba about his children and grandchildren.

and property. Mo Wanba opened a leather company that speculated in stocks, real estate, and futures, but did not produce any materials. As a result, the funds exceeded two caps. During this period, he conquered a lot of strong women and secretaries, and ended up competing with the children of high-ranking officials for their sons.

He used magic to grasp evidence of corruption among high-ranking officials, reported it, and was elected as one of the top 10 outstanding anti-corruption youths.

After the horse fight incident, Mo Wanba decided to take the route of a black shop and opened a security company, specializing in recruiting retired special forces from various countries as thugs, selling arms, and arming himself so that he could monitor his tens of millions of wives. In order to make his younger brother more powerful

, ordered everyone to cultivate themselves, practice demons and martial arts, so his subordinates

There are hundreds of thousands of absolutely loyal Devil Terminators. After several bloody battles and battles of wits, Mo Wanba's gang finally took full control of the three streets in front of their door. After hearing the news, the security department contacted Mo Wanba and hoped that Mo Wanba would

Don't make trouble, otherwise you will be imprisoned. Mo Wanba is depressed and encounters aliens by chance. Exit the aliens

He knelt and kowtowed and said: "Master, I have brought the fleet, the alien princess, and the alien queen. Please let us be your slaves!" Mo Wanba was overjoyed and entrusted a dream to the chief, saying that I would serve the country.

He said: "I've been waiting for you for a long time." So Mo Wanba was cleansed and embarked on the road of politics.

The perfect solution to all China's problems was put forward and successfully solved the problems of government, energy, education, medical care, poverty and other issues. The National People's Congress asked Mo Wanba to dispatch a space fleet to recover Taiwan. Mo Wanba said: "No! I will knock you down.

Don’t cherish it! Go yourselves!” So ​​Mo Wanba was unanimously dismissed.

Volume 4 Online Games

Mo Wanba was idle at home, worried about his inability to support his wife and younger brother who cost hundreds of millions. He suddenly thought of a clever idea: play online games! Just play in the game and you can make money and exchange it for RMB! So Mo Wanba put on a VR helmet and lay down

In the nutrient tank.

As soon as he entered the game, the system said: "Wow~ You are the 5 billionth player, so you have more points than others, your skills are not available to others, and your profession is unique." Mo Wanba said: "Then what do I do?

Occupation?" System: "Game Balance Destroyer"

After Mo Wanba entered the game, he looked at the sky, understood the Divine Eye skill, paused to the ground, learned the running skill, sneezed and learned the lion's roar, etc. Then Mo Wanba hit a monster and cursed: "Which bastard invented this

Is it 100% real? I’m in trouble

Three knives, it hurts!" Mo Wanba took advantage of his many skills to quickly upgrade, and then he recruited younger brothers and friends, started a gang, opened a shop, became a city lord, an emperor, and detained women in fights. He was very happy. Because he slept online,

wake up and eat,

So I suffered from moderate split personality. After logging off the line for one day, I did some calculations. I found that the x crystal coins I saved in the game could be converted into RMB, so I could buy them all over the country, so I went to exchange them. The game company sent thousands of security guards to escort the safe.

Open, 1 steamed bun. Mo

Wanba argued with him, and the exchanger said: "Our game is so awesome. People all over the world are making money in it, so no one is farming anymore. This steamed bun is still in stock from last year. How about I make it for you in the game?"

How many million sets of top-notch products can be exchanged for this steamed bun?"

Volume 5 Military Overview

Mo Wanba decided to escape from famine. Food is now extremely scarce. Only by returning to ancient times to become a ruler can there be hope. Mo Wanba sealed his power again and climbed a high-voltage telegraph pole alone. As he wished, he was electrocuted.

In the past, the Three Kingdoms era.

"Damn! Failed again!" The first time Mo Wanba went there, he was very conceited and went alone. When he was inciting, he was caught and killed by the soldiers. (Death can only bring him back to the present) The second time, he took

Wearing a full set of special operations equipment, he defeated several local warriors and were killed by bows and arrows. The third time, he led a squad,

It was run over by Wang Kuang's cavalry and failed. The fourth time, a group army (composed of younger brothers) failed at the hands of the Yellow Turban Guan Hai due to lack of logistical supplies. The fifth time, it brought a city with a population of 5 million,

But the whole city rebelled under the influence of a little-known enemy strategist.

"This time I will bring all of China back? No, other countries will take the opportunity to occupy the territory. Yes!"

Mo Wanba showed his great power and took the whole world back to the past.

"Oh, isn't this different? It's just that the whole world playing online games and starving in 2050 has become the whole world playing online games and starving in 1900! Forget it, I'll come back again!"

Returning to Germany in World War II this time, Mo Wanba flew directly to Hitler and said: "Actually, you are my lost son. Give me a piece of cake. I haven't eaten for a long time." Hitler said:

"Okay, baba."

An hour later, Germany withdrew from the fascist alliance, and the new head of state, Mohamed Ba, announced: "The Pensioner State has been officially established! Now it declares war on all countries on the earth except China!" Ru Lin raised his arms high: "Hi! Mohamed.

Perfect Tom Barofsky!"

The World War officially began. The two sides fought a decisive battle in the Japanese Imperial Palace, investing a total of 1 billion troops and completely ignoring logistical supplies. With a wave of his left hand, Mo Wanba immediately rushed in with 10 divisions of troops and fought with the 5,000 enemy troops stationed there.

Thousands of people began to fight. Seeing that they could not be captured, Mo Wanba only had one thought in his mind.

, 10,000 Stukas immediately began dive bombing, and then the Tiger Maus and 88mm guns opened the way. The Skeleton Division pulled the SS and began to charge. "Report the battle situation!" "Führer! We were victorious, victorious, victorious yesterday,"

, so our strategy today is to win, fail, win and fail! Win again on the last day!” [Reposted from Iron Blood]

"The Führer, I am Air Marshal Göring! My air force and the air forces around the world are finished, thanks to the Führer's nuclear egg!"

"Führer, I am Guderian! Our armored forces suffered 2 million casualties, but we successfully blitzed a corridor! Ten million of the enemy were surrounded by us in the toilet, and they are preparing a boat to retreat from the sewer!"

"The Supreme Command orders: Throw 100 100-gigaton nuclear bombs into the toilet!"

The bloody battle lasted for an hour, and Mo Wanba's troops were completely lost. The enemy's 900 million troops were only 100 million, and all the technical weapons were used up. Now the enemy only has the army, and the only arms left are heavy cavalry and light and heavy.

Infantry.

Mo Wanba rushed towards the enemy's 100 million soldiers and horses alone, shouting: "Explode, little universe! That's not right! I will punish you on behalf of the moon cake! It's not right either! Ah, it's this - for my 100 million men

If my wife can have enough to eat, let me kill you instantly!"

Mo Wanba raised his power to the highest level, and his internal energy quickly surged up and down the Ren channel (I just don't go to the Du channel). All the divine, fairy, ghost, and animal powers in his body reached the highest level. He chanted "Guardian" on the left corner of his mouth.

"Angel of God", chanting "Emergency is like a green order" on the right corner of his mouth, humming "Allah is the greatest" through his nose, at the same time letting go of the flying sword in his left hand, holding an M60 machine gun in his right hand, with a car bomb in his waist, and a beacon wheel on his feet, charging towards the enemy.

The army rushed

I won’t write about the finale now, because at this time, you usually either enter VIP or get a physical book. The third possibility is eunuch. Anyway, you can’t usually see the ending on the Internet. You can search “Kanshu” in Baidu to find the latest updates of this book.
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