Chapter 194
"It's you..." Yu Tian and Luo Zhen shouted at the same time.
"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. Fortunately, you are a role model for others. You talk about martial arts. It turns out that you are just a human being with a beastly heart. Grandpa took the initiative to challenge this kind of person. It is simply a disgrace to his lifelong reputation."
Luo Zhen was wearing a police uniform. She was originally on patrol duty, but she came to meet her physiological needs because she had an urgent need to urinate.
But she never expected to see such an unbearable scene as soon as she entered the public toilet.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, huge misunderstanding. I am innocent. I am the victim. It was her...it was she who molested me. It was she who tried to do something inappropriate to me..."
Yu Tian hurriedly explained. But while explaining, he kept his hands close to his chest. He even deliberately pinched the bright red flower on the top of the little Taimei's mountain with his fingers and twisted it. The little Taimei couldn't help but let out a squeak.
Mom, since we have already misunderstood, we must get the maximum benefit from this misunderstanding.
Hum. Screw you, screw you, screw you again...
No matter how thick-skinned and bold the little girl is, she can't stand Yu Tian's torture. She felt the numbness coming from her chest. She gasped and her face turned red. She quickly slapped Yu Tian's hands away and ran towards Luo Zhen. .
"Police sister, he is slanderous... arrest him. Arrest him quickly."
"Don't worry. I will definitely bring the criminal suspect to justice." Luo Zhen persuaded the little sister righteously. Then she glared at Yu Tian: "You are a dead gangster, a dead scumbag, a dead beast, and a dead demon. You came to the women's restroom and you actually had the nerve to say that someone else molested you. People can be shameless, but can you set a bottom line? Hmph. I advise you to just let it go."
"Comrade Luo Zhen, you can eat what you want, but you can't say what you want. As a police officer, can you just insult other people's personality and dignity? It's driving me crazy. I can still sue you for defamation." He looked at himself step by step. Luo Zhen came closer. Yu Tian argued with reason. "Hey...Comrade Luo Zhen, why are you walking a little awkward? Why are your legs so tightly clamped? Do you want to pee? If you want to pee, go pee quickly. Shh... shh." …”
"Shut up, you dirty bitch." Luo Zhen felt the urge to urinate. She squeezed her legs tighter. This posture looked so awkward.
"Shut up. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Yu Tian exclaimed.
"Ah... shut up." Luo Zhen's lips turned blue. She yelled and rushed towards Yu Tian.
I shine. I shine. I shine...
Yu Tian was agile and there was nothing Luo Zhen could catch. He dodged and hissed.
After a few back and forth, Luo Zhen couldn't bear it anymore. She yelled and rushed into the toilet.
As soon as the door was closed, the sound of running water came from inside.
"Wow... the displacement is so large. Comrade Luo Zhen, mountains and rivers meet each other. Let's see you tomorrow. See you later." After Yu Tian finished speaking, he ran out of the toilet.
After all, the women's restroom is not a place for decent people to stay. If something goes wrong and ruins our reputation as a 'pure living god', it will be more than worth the loss.
"Ah... surnamed Yu. I, Luo Zhen, will never let you go..."
Under Comrade Luo Zhen's howls, Yu Tian ran away in despair. However, when he passed by Little Tai Mei, he was still very unconvinced and threatened her.
His face turned cold and he shouted in a low voice: "Little sister, you dare to cheat on me. You have the guts. It's best not to let me see you again. Otherwise, I will first kill you, then kill you, and then kill you again. If you don't succeed, I will kill you first." No skin left intact. Never give up."
After saying that, it turned into a wisp of blue smoke and floated away.
Looking at the Feng Sao figure who kept swaying her little hips and gradually getting away, the little girl also snorted coldly: "Huh, I'm afraid of you, a little bean sprout. Come on, sister, I'll wait for you."
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After escaping from the women's restroom, Yu Tian ran for two blocks before he breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed safe.
At this time, the ringtone of the mobile phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was Niu Yiyi.
This girl, ever since she took advantage of her and gave her a taste of the sweetness of men and women, has become as well-behaved as a cat and is very pleasing to me.
Not only does she buy breakfast for herself every day, but she also strongly insists that she accompany her to have lunch.
This is absolutely impossible. You have to have a delicious lunch with you. Otherwise, the two girls will fight and have a falling out.
Yu Tian felt that it was a bit uncertain if this situation continued. Since he had taken the philanthropic route, there were naturally a lot of ambiguous women. What if they met one day?
No. It’s better to quickly get a few of them and make them docile. Then try to persuade them. See if we can have multiple phoenixes and one dragon, and abolish monogamy in private.
"Yiyi baby, do you miss Teacher Yu? Hehe..." After the KTV incident, Yu Tian began to become coquettish in front of Niu Yiyi. In private, his title was changed.
"Teacher Yu, why didn't you come to teach today? Did you go fooling around? Humph." came Niu Yiyi's voice.
"Uh... haha. How could it be? Do you think Teacher Yu is like this kind of person? You should know me. I am unruly on the outside but dedicated on the inside. Although I have the reputation of a 'Girl Killer', I am also traveling at home. A good man is a must-have when visiting relatives and friends." Yu Tian is now a little obsessed with self-proclaimed reputation.
"Bah. Teacher Yu is so thick-skinned. You are also a 'Girl Killer'. I think I am the only girl in the whole school who likes you." Niu Yiyi spoke very straightforwardly, seriously trampling on Yu Tian's illusory self-esteem.
"One by one, is it insulting? Do you know how many girls in school have a crush on me? Let me tell you frankly. This number is simply outrageous." Yu Tian's tone increased, trying to highlight the reality of the matter. He paused. Then he said: "Well, because your teacher Yu is a self-sufficient person and regards beauty as nothing. In addition, her own conditions are good enough to make people feel ashamed. So they can only express this sincere love deeply. They are buried in their hearts and guarded silently, but they never have the courage to confess to me... They are also suffering..."
"Puch..." The cows on the other end of the phone couldn't help laughing. Yu Tian was very shameless, but this was exactly what she liked. She liked that Yu Tian's bohemian appearance concealed a fiery heart. .
"I don't care. I didn't see you this morning. You have to accompany me that night." Niu Yiyi said coquettishly.
Yu Tian smiled. He misses this girl so much after not seeing her for a day. It seems that she has a deep love for him. It seems that the time is ripe. Find an opportunity and do it.
"Yiyi, baby. I have some things to do tonight. You see..."
"No. You have to accompany me."
"This...that...this..." Yu Tian wiped his sweat and hesitated, not knowing how to answer.
Why can this woman be so overbearing sometimes? Today is the first day of business. Is it easy to make some money?
"Plop." Niu Yiyi smiled again: "Teacher Yu, I'm teasing you Yiyi. Lao Niu is right. What men need most is their own space. They can't just talk about love. Anyway, Yiyi tomorrow
I'll see you in the morning. So if you have anything to do, just go ahead and do it."
Damn, Lao Niu, you are really good at teaching your daughter. This sentence is so right. What does a man need? Isn’t that a si man’s space?
Chapter completed!