Entering October, the weather in Wenzhou City is gradually getting cooler, and people are throwing away their short sleeves and putting on fashionable autumn clothes.

On Renmin Road in the early morning, a man in his thirties, with handsome features but a full face of stubble, was squatting on the roadside smoking a cigarette. His hair was messy, his skin was bronze, and his white short-sleeved T-shirt was severely yellowed.

Wearing a pair of shabby big pants.

As long as a woman passes by, the bearded man will crane his neck and look around with an obscene expression. Occasionally, if a woman walks by before she has time to change into autumn clothes or a miniskirt, his face will flush with excitement and his saliva will flow out.

"On point, this one is really on point, the butt is round, good for fertility, tsk tsk, it looks so good when twisted! Eighty percent."

"Wow, this one is even better. The back is curved beautifully, the butt is straight but not saggy, and those 43-inch long legs... Damn, can't you walk properly? You have to turn around. If you grow up to be this good, you dare to come to the city.

,What the hell, bad luck! Paralyzed, minus twenty points!"

"Hey, she has a pretty face, but it's a pity that she has splayed legs and her legs are spread too far apart. She must be the kind of butcher woman that the second child from the village said."

The bearded man commented on the women passing by, his lewd eyes constantly wandering over them.

His shabby clothes, messy hair, and Shangyou brand cigarettes in his hands fully demonstrate his 'unique' temperament.

"Oh my... this is good, I have a good face and a good figure, especially those plump ones... so good, uh..."

Halfway through the conversation, the bearded man suddenly noticed the unkind gaze of the male companion next to the woman, and his eyes instantly began to wander, as if he was guilty of committing a crime.

"Boy, what are you looking at? You're paralyzed!" the male companion next to the woman shouted angrily.

"Brother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, brother! I saw that you are so majestic, tall, and handsome, and your girlfriend is so graceful and graceful, so you are so envious of others, so I couldn't help but look at you a few more times.

Eyes, please forgive me..." The bearded man quickly flattered me.

"Hmph! I guess you have some discernment." Hearing this, the man straightened his collar, picked up the woman's shoulders, and walked away with his head held high.

Yu Tian, ​​the bearded man, let out a long breath.

As the most stylish and handsome man in the village, Yu Tian said he was under a lot of pressure. In the mountains, which was almost isolated from the world, he was often jealous of the men in the village. He didn't expect that he would still be the same in this big city.

I am like a firefly in the dark, no matter how low-key I am, I will emit a bright light.

You say this man is too outstanding, but that's not the answer, it's troublesome.

Ding!

While Yu Tian was thinking wildly, a ray of silver light drew a beautiful and intoxicating arc in the air, and landed at his feet accurately.

Yu Tian took a closer look and saw that it was a coin. Oops! Money fell from the sky!

Uh...something seems wrong!

"Xiaobao! Do you see? If you don't study hard, you will be like him and become a beggar when you grow up." A middle-aged woman scared her ten-year-old son and walked past Yu Tian.

"Mom, I understand. I will study hard and make progress every day." When the innocent little boy looked at Yu Tian, ​​a trace of contempt flashed in his originally clear eyes.

"Well! That's good..."

"..."

Yu Tian squatted there foolishly, the lonely cigarette ashes falling from his hands in the wind.

It's okay, with his appearance and temperament, he was treated as a beggar. This was such a humiliation for him. His little self-esteem was ruthlessly trampled in an instant.

Finally, when the mother and son were a hundred meters away from him, he exploded at the right moment.

Pointing at the almost deserted mother and son, he cursed loudly: "Kid, try walking slower, try walking slower, I will beat you up! But let's make an agreement first. According to the rules of the world, we will challenge each other! I must follow.

You can’t fight for three hundred rounds!”

"What a vision! Really, have you ever seen such a handsome beggar? Shameless!"

After cursing, Yu Tian took a breath and looked around again. Seeing that no one noticed him, he quickly picked up the one-yuan coin, put it in his pocket, and covered it tightly.

I have finished eating the 100 glutinous rice cakes I brought down from the mountain. This coin should be able to buy something to eat.

But then, Yu Tian laughed to himself, thinking what the old man in the mountains would think if he saw his current appearance.

But can you blame yourself? I was living well in the mountains, focusing on practicing medicine and martial arts, and I was free and happy. Occasionally I went to the small village next to me that was almost isolated from the world, and took a peek at the Li family's sister-in-law taking a bath. I was so happy.

, but this damn old man just drove himself out of the mountains, and said: "Little God! Although you have extraordinary talents that are rare to see in a hundred years, and you have a combination of various martial arts, and you have few opponents, but your ruffian

You are too sexual, and your personality is easy to be impulsive, and you lack a stable heart. So you should go down the mountain, experience it, and understand the principles of dealing with people. This is good for you. Otherwise, you will never be able to

Stand at the pinnacle of martial arts. Go ahead...remember to keep a low profile in everything."

"Old man, even you can't beat me. Am I not the pinnacle of martial arts?" At that time, Yu Tian questioned his master.

"Superficial! It's too superficial. As the saying goes, there is a world beyond the sky. Just because a teacher can't beat you doesn't mean you are invincible. If you want to stand at the pinnacle of martial arts, you must practice and understand the good, evil, and beauty in the world.

With Chou, you can understand the true meaning of life... Also, my teacher has nothing left to teach you about his medical skills, so you can only rely on yourself to understand the third form of Tianyi Divine Acupuncture."

Yu Tian didn't take his master's words seriously, and he was equally dissatisfied with the old man's idea of ​​letting him join the world. What troubled him the most was that the old man not only let him join the world, but also assigned two tasks to himself.

The first task is to revitalize the national martial arts, popularize the Chinese quintessence to every corner of the world, and enhance the prestige of our country so that those who only know how to use their skills and tricks to deceive the world and steal the reputation have nowhere to hide.

As for the second task, it turned out to be to break off the engagement, and to go to the house to cancel the marriage that my late grandfather had arranged for me.

Yu Tian didn't have any objections to the first task. It would make my Chinese martial arts famous all over the world, and it would still be the work of a passionate man. But for the second task, Yu Tian had a bigger objection.

Why should I break off the engagement? I am still alone in my thirties, and I have never tasted the taste of a mother-in-law. Every time I peek at the Li family's sister-in-law taking a bath, I can't help crying. Is it easy for me?

Yu Tian originally wanted to have a relationship with Liu Xiaohua from the village, and thought about doing something casual with her, but in the end, Xiaohua's sister was taken over by Wang Dazi from the entrance of the village.

Yu Tian still can't forget Liu Xiaohua's words that were like a thunderbolt from the blue: "Brother Yu Tian, ​​Wang Da said you peeked at his sister going to the latrine. I hate sex wolves the most. I misjudged you!"

In this way, Yu Tian lost the only woman with whom he had an affair. Therefore, after learning that he still had a fiancée, he refused to break off the engagement at any cost.

"Why do you want to break off the engagement? I haven't asked for a wife yet. If she is beautiful, I will marry her," Yu Tian insisted.

"Because you are too perverted to be worthy of someone else! According to your grandfather, that family is from a scholarly and upright family, and must be a lady, so don't ruin her life!" the old man advised earnestly.

"Am I too horny?" Yu Tian quit, "Old man, don't accuse a good person wrongly. I'm thirty years old and I'm still an innocent little virgin. How can I be horny?"

"That's because you don't have a chance to lose your virginity!" The old man pointed it out, "Don't think that your teacher doesn't know that you peeked at the Li family's sister-in-law taking a bath and the Wang family's sister using the toilet!"

Yu Tian's eggs are broken.

How dare so many people know about the dirty things I did.

After his true identity was exposed, Yu Tian became furious and planned to fight to the death: "Old man, you are not the same! You are over a hundred years old and you still look at pornographic pictures. Don't think I don't know. I accidentally discovered your private collection when I was 7 years old.

Erotica, although at that time I didn’t understand what the two people in it were doing and burned it as firewood when roasting sweet potatoes, the ugly scenes in it have always accompanied me as I grew up. I owe all of what I am today to you.

!”

"What? It turns out you stole it? The Great Merciful Qianye Hand..."

"Oh, old man, you are trying to sneak attack, I will fight with you!"

…

Just like that, under the old man's repeated warnings to keep a low profile, Yu Tian went down the mountain with a hundred glutinous rice cakes given by the villagers.

But when he came to Wencheng City after all the hard work and found his fiancée's address according to the address given by the old man, he found that it turned out to be a large park with no residences.

After asking around, I found out that this place had been demolished a long time ago.

Having never been in the world, he didn't know where to go for a while. After wandering around headlessly, he felt bored, so he squatted on the roadside to watch women, entertain himself, and comfort his wandering soul.

"That's him. This guy said that I have splayed legs, that my legs are spread too far apart, and that I'm a butcher."

Just when Yu Tian fell into confusion, a sharp high-octave voice came.

When I looked up, I saw that the butcher woman and some gangsters were here to cause trouble.

Yu Tian was puzzled. He had spoken so quietly just now. How could the butcher woman hear what he said? Could it be that she could lip read? Or had her martial arts reached a state of perfection? She had become both hearing and sight?

It doesn’t look like it!

Hey... this is... I'm kidding, no wonder, it turns out that this woman has a pair of ears. I couldn't tell from her profile just now.

"Boy, are you tired of living in a state of numbness, aren't you?" A slutty man with one-sided long hair approached Yu Tian with two gangsters.

"No, no, it's just a misunderstanding. Brother, listen to me..." Adhering to the principle of keeping a low profile in everything, Yu Tian hurriedly explained.

"Talk about your mother! Do you want to survive?" The long-haired man looked at Yu Tian fiercely, with disdain in his eyes.

"think."

"If you want to survive, apologize quickly and I will spare you for once today." The long-haired man stretched out his hand and made a gesture of giving money.

"Okay, I'll pay, big brother, I'll pay!"

Yu Tian reluctantly took out the dollar he had just picked up and pressed it into the long-haired man's hand.

The moment the coin touched the long-haired man, his heart throbbed. All his property!

Looking at the one-yuan coin in his hand, the long-haired man turned green, bared his teeth and said, "Boy, do you dare to play tricks on me?"

"Brother, I was wrong. I was wrong. Isn't that okay? But I really have no money! Please just let me go! You are my brother, my brother, no, my uncle! Please let me go, my dear uncle.

Damn this poor boy! Oh, my dear uncle, your leather shoes are dirty, please wipe them for you first..." Yu Tian said, then he knelt down to help the long-haired man polish his leather shoes.

"..."

The long-haired man and the others, who originally looked cruel, were stunned when they saw this!

Before he had done anything, this kid already recognized his uncle. He had seen someone without dignity, but he had never seen anyone without dignity like this.

Simply outrageous!

"Useless things, trash, go to hell!"

The long-haired man obviously didn't intend to let Yu Tian go. He cursed angrily and kicked Yu Tian in the face.

This kick is so powerful and heavy that if an ordinary person is kicked, his face will definitely bleed, and he may even fall into coma on the spot!

Seeing this formation, Yu Tian lamented in his heart. He even called him uncle and helped him shine his shoes, but this gangster still refused to give up.

The old man asked him to be low-key in life and work. Although the old man was not serious, he was his master after all, the elder who raised him and taught him martial arts and medical skills, so he still tried his best to listen to his words.

But this gangster really went too far. Didn't he just say that your woman's hips are too spread apart? I didn't break it, and you don't even think about it. How can something like this, which looks seriously loose and sagging, be worthy of it?

Do you want to have sex with your pure little Tiantian?

"Why do you have to force me..."
Chapter completed!