0375 Wukong backs off, a few little thieves, let me be my teacher(2/2)
Let’s talk about Bodhi Patriarch, he is at least a saint of the Nine Transformations. What’s the crafted thing?
The white dragon couldn't stand it anymore.
In later generations, even an eighth-rate screenwriter cannot produce such stupid lines, right?
Those three great bodhisattvas are even worse.
The plot is so awkward and still has a happy smile on your face?
Later generations found three eighth-rate directors, who were better than them.
At this critical moment, what about robbery!
The bandit head patted his chest and had to introduce it.
"You don't know, I'll tell you to listen. One calls it as the eyes to see joy, the other calls it as the ear to hear anger, the other calls it as the nose to smell love, the other calls it as the tongue to taste thoughts, the other calls it as the desire for opinions, the other causes worry for oneself
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As expected, it was another nonsense.
The six mortals swung their spears and swords, rushed up, and slashed around at Sun Wukong's head.
If these six are mortal bandits, even fools cannot believe it.
This script is scattered.
They cut Sun Wukong seventy or eighty times, but they didn't cut off a single hair. They were mortals, weren't they afraid?
Stupid x!
Sun Wukong is so scary, can he call him a monk when he sees him?
Not called a monkey?
Oh, I'll go!
Bailong laughed jokingly and said, "Three Bodhisattvas, what's the thing you directed? If the monkeys are killed for seventy or eighty times, won't the bandits run away?"
cut!
All the three great Bodhisattvas glanced at the white dragon.
"Shut up! Just look!"
well……
Princess Qiyi and Chang'e also covered their mouths with their hands, staring at the clouds and burst into laughter.
The six thieves looked at each other and said something at the same time.
"Good monk, this head is so hard!"
Oh my god!
Bailong was almost suffocating when he watched this performance.
This is too stiff!
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "I see you are sleepy too. It's my turn to my grandson. Take out a needle and play with you."
The six thieves didn't run away at this time and were still laughing.
"Hahaha, this monk is a doctor who practices acupuncture. We are not asymptomatic, so what do we say to use acupuncture!"
Well?
Bailong turned around and buried his head in the chest of red clothes.
"Oh my god! Madam, this line is so good! I'm going to suffocate!"
The three great Bodhisattvas stared at the white dragon and said in unison.
"How perfect this is going, shut up!"
Hongyi hugged Bailong and said softly: "My husband, I think it's going well. Don't talk first, don't attack the three great Bodhisattvas."
...
However, things are so unproveable.
"Wukong, retreat! These little thieves, let them come!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!