Chapter 60 Kindergarten
"express delivery!"
"I didn't buy anything." Siling moved the people in the hotel away from each other.
"Ms. Sling?"
"Well, it's me." Si Ling found the package from the courier, which was a small square box. The sender signed it with Fan Yan.
It was really unexpected that the second round of exams ended so quickly. Although Siling knew in her heart that her performance was a complete mess, she still couldn't submit another story as the final answer. On the one hand, it was because of selfishness, and on the other hand, she couldn't submit another story as the final answer. On the other hand, all the evidence she could provide was circumstantial evidence.
She sighed. She could obviously use the phone to notify, but it was so complicated. The little flame that had just been extinguished made her eager to try again.
"Bang!" The box in his hand shook. Si Ling lost all thought and threw the express box out with a swish.
After waiting for a long time, nothing happened.
Inside the express delivery was a black plastic box, light and flimsy, and it looked completely different from the imaginary notice.
"Ah!" The moment she opened the lid, she felt a sharp pain in her fingertips!
What came out of the box along with the finger was a small turtle half the size of a palm. It was holding Sling's finger in its incredibly big mouth, and was hung on her index finger like a fish. There was no need to let go at all. the meaning of.
She saw blood slowly oozing from her fingers, which became a snack for the turtle. The next second, the turtle seemed to have drunk anesthetic. Fortunately, she had quick hands and eyes, otherwise she would have been thrown twice a day. This little guy was really It's too much to bear.
Just when she was wondering why Fanyan sent a turtle all the time, two golden words flashed on the turtle's shell - eliminated.
Do you want to tell her that you failed in such a serious manner?
Just like a ghost passing by, this episode will slowly fade away from her life. She will go back to work as a fuka to earn money.
While Si Ling was opening the browser, he wanted to find out how to treat a turtle that fainted after eating human flesh. The turtle shook its head and climbed up from the table. It pulled its head with its paws. It was like a projector. Map a letter on the table.
The above records the details of Si Ling's score in the second round. 88 points. The main scoring points are based on the evidence presented by Si Ling. Finally, an interview point of 10 points was added.
As a comfort point, Siling wanted to touch the little turtle's head. He raised his hand halfway, then stopped, and then touched its shell.
"You can still turn pages!" Si Ling was almost shocked by this turtle.
The second page contains the transcripts of all members. Fang Muzhi ranks first, with a score of 99. Below is Lu Mang, and two people she has never met, with scores of 99, 98, and 98. It should be someone else. members of the group.
The rest is a long list of eliminations. Si Ling's name is mixed in, not conspicuous at all.
"It seems that the fate is still not in place." Si Ling stood up and found a small box for the turtle to use as its new home.
By the way, she checked in her cell phone again and wanted to go to social software to collect a name for it. Just when she clicked on Weibo, 999 unread messages came to her face. She almost forgot that she was still trapped in a scandal with Jiang Hua that she couldn't get along with.
Thinking of this, she got a headache and grabbed the little turtle that had just escaped from the new home in her hands.
"Ding dong."
The phone did not move, but the little turtle updated the content. She put the turtle on the table. What was reflected was a Weibo content. Jiang Hua issued a statement last night: I and Ms. Sling are good friends. We are not in a romantic relationship.
The comment area was filled with wailing and questioning voices. Si Ling looked at the table and then at her phone. She decisively clicked on Jiang Hua’s homepage.
Really, exactly the same.
This is a turtle? This is a mobile phone that wants to eat turtle food, right? What other names are we collecting? It is a turtle!
Before, Si Ling spent 9.9 fortune-telling on WeChat. The master said that she has a nausea cycle constitution and that her career luck is related to her psychic constitution. In other words, the more ghosts she sees, the more her career will fail. After she told the master that she is a
After becoming an actress, the master directly used the words "Don't dream" to severely hurt her. Sling deleted this fake master without even thinking about it.
Unexpectedly, she accidentally came across Jiang Hua's traffic, and the chance of seeing a ghost was really reduced. Unfortunately, she searched through her browsing history for a long time and could not find the master at that time. She didn't know if she was forced to lay off because she spoke too directly.
At this time, Si Ling looked at the turtle who was trying to escape with an innocent look on his face, and tried to communicate with it through his mind.
But after staring for a long time, Wugui didn't respond, so she had to try her voice, "Look for the 9.9 fortune teller!" Wugui still had no response, "Why don't you stew it? Such a magical turtle, maybe making soup can cure ghosts."
Seeing Wugui dutifully projecting a bunch of search results, Si Ling pouted, "You're quite tempered." She nodded Wugui's head, "Follow me and you'll have meat to eat. How about that? Let's think about it carefully.
Come on, if you have my meat to eat, yours will not be missing. Why are you so angry?"
I don’t know if the turtle understood it, but it just slowly raised its legs high and stayed in place as if it was cramping.
"Since you can search, then search for Fang Muzhi." When Jiang Zhengxing said that he was not going to die soon, it was not a joke. She couldn't ask in that situation, so it was better to ask Wuji now.
Wu Ji kept raising his paws, as if he was dead. Si Ling knew that it was still having trouble, so she glanced at the snacks at hand, including pickle-flavored potato chips, dark chocolate, half a sausage...
It seems that only grilled sausage is considered meat, right? She tore off a small piece of grilled sausage and waved it in front of the turtle.
The little guy was so honest that he swallowed it in one gulp. Then he slowly printed new content on the table——
In view of the high difficulty of this exam, the 15 places originally expected to be recruited have not been filled. Now it has been decided to open a training course. Students who participate in the course can be assigned to work within the bureau according to their abilities to offset their tuition fees.
This means that although she has not found a job, she can still register for kindergarten? Without thinking, Sling blurted out and agreed: "Confirm registration!"
"Ding dong. Hiccup..."
What? She lowered her head and looked at Wuji with his mouth open. So, didn’t she hear it wrong just now? Wuji was hiccupping? Did it dry out after being left on land for too long?
It seems that turtles cannot be raised with tap water, right? She opened a bottle of purified water, poured it into the box, and then put the tortoise in.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Si Ling had no choice but to turn on her phone again, open Baidu, and type: "What should I do if a turtle hiccups?"
The first answer looked very reliable - using gentamicin and intranasal drops could have an initial effect, but the cure rate was not high, and the turtles were actually very fragile... She clicked in with confidence and found at the end of the article: It is difficult to cure
Chapter completed!