Chapter 165 Loud farts don't stink, dull farts don't make loud noises
Chapter 165 A loud fart doesn’t stink, a stuffy fart doesn’t make a sound
Half-demon Er said, "Hahahaha, don't say it, it seems a bit similar."
Ban Yaoyi said, "Tell me, did Brother Geng work as a waiter before? I think his movements in carrying the tray are very standard."
Half Demon Er, "How do you know that his movements are not standard? Have you ever been a waiter before?"
The half-demon pretended to be profound and said, "Don't mention it, the past is too painful to look back on."
Half-demon Er said, "It seems you have a lot of stories to tell, but it's a pity that I don't have any wine."
Not long after, Jiang Yu also appeared at the door, and the eyes of the two half-demon widened at the same time.
Ban Yaoyi asked, "Didn't Sister Jiang finish refining the alchemy and leave the branch?"
Half-demon Er, "Yes, why is she back?"
Ban Yaoyi, "Do you think there is a possibility that Sister Jiang just went out to do some errands, and we misunderstood?"
The second half-demon shook his head crazily, "It's impossible, how could it be possible? I don't believe it!"
After Sister Jiang said a few words to Geng Yuan, she took the tray, carried the items on the tray, walked into the room, and closed the door behind her.
Jiang Yu carried the tray and walked towards the alchemy area. After placing the items on the tray around, she sat cross-legged on the futon.
The two half-demon watched all this happen, their eyes filled with despair.
The half-demon said, "It's over, now even if you don't believe it, you have to believe it."
The second half-demon said, "It's over. I can't get out now."
After hearing the words of the second half-demon, the first half-demon remembered that they were still in the room.
The two halves of the demon looked at each other and saw a bit of confusion in each other's eyes.
Half Demon Yi, "What should I do?"
Half Demon Er, "Cold salad!"
Half-demon Er, "I can't even protect myself. What should I do? If you ask me, who should I ask?"
The half-demon broke the jar and said, "How about we just hide until Sister Jiang finishes practicing the elixir, and then leave."
The second half-demon nodded, "As of now, this is all we can do."
Therefore, the two half demons tried their best to reduce their breath to a minimum.
They may not be experts in escaping, but when it comes to hiding, they are definitely experts.
No, Jiang Yu had finished refining the three spiritual materials of the True Yuan Pill, but she didn't find the existence of the two halves of the demon.
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The alchemy room is either big or small.
Anyway, from the hiding position of the two halves of the demon, we can clearly see Jiang Yu's method of refining the elixir. (However, we cannot see the scene where Jiang Yu puts the elixir bottle into the system backpack space, because Jiang Yu is facing the two halves.
Demonic.)
There are three parts of the True Yuan Dan material that Jiang Yu needs to refine.
It was okay at first, the two halves of the demon hid quite easily.
But as time goes by slowly.
The bodies of the two half-demon began to tremble, one half-demon's face turned red, and the other half-demon's forehead was covered with fine sweat.
The two half-demon began to make eye contact.
"Sister Jiang, why haven't you recovered yet? I can't hold on any longer!"
"I'm about to get discouraged. I've been holding in my fart for a long time and I won't be able to hold it in anymore!"
The face of the first half-demon was full of panic, and he glared at the second half-demon.
"Don't let it go! You have to hold it in even if you can't hold it in!"
Farting in such a quiet room would definitely expose you every minute.
Let’s not talk about whether the fart is noisy or not. The smell of the fart alone is hard to ignore.
"I'll try my best..."
The half-demon's face gradually turned from red to purple. One can imagine how hard it was for him to endure it.
Banyao Yi kept praying in his heart, praying that Jiang Yu could refine the elixir in the next second and walk out of the alchemy room.
Only in this way can they avoid the risk of exposure.
However, reality is cruel, and sincere prayers often yield results that are counterproductive.
The two demons watched helplessly as Jiang Yu finished refining one portion of the True Essence Pill, and then started refining the second one without stopping.
Seeing that the second portion of the True Essence Pill is about to be refined.
The face of the second half demon suddenly became extremely painful, and he looked at the first half demon next to him, "I really can't hold on anymore, I'm sorry, my good brother."
Ban Yao Yi's face was full of panic. In his desperation, he didn't care much. He took a deep breath and leaned behind Ban Yao Er's butt.
The good news is that the half-demon fart is not a loud fart, but a muffled fart that makes almost no sound.
The bad news is that the half-demon farts are really smelly.
In order to prevent the smell of Hanyou Er's fart from spreading, the first half-demon directly inhaled all the stench into his lungs.
The half-demon's nose twitched twice, and he was surprised to find that the stuffy fart he just let out didn't have any odor.
The second half-demon turned around in surprise, wanting to share the good news with his good brother.
As a result, as soon as he turned around, he saw the half-demon rolling his eyes.
The second half-demon quickly caught the half-demon one who was about to fall, "Good brother, what's wrong with you, are you okay? Don't scare me!"
It was at this time that Jiang Yu finished refining the second portion of the spiritual material and began preparing to refine the third and final portion.
It took the first half-demon a full ten minutes to get used to the stuffy farts of the second half-demon, and he gradually recovered, but his face was always pale.
There's nothing I can do about it, the farts emitted by the half-demon are so stinky, they're almost like poisonous gas.
The second half-demon saw that the condition of the first half-demon was much better, and his face was full of joy, "Brother, are you okay?"
The half-demon shook his head, "I can't get better, and maybe I won't get better in this life."
Whether it's physically or mentally.
Especially on the mind, it left an indelible psychological shadow.
Another ten minutes passed, and Jiang Yu also finished refining the third portion of the True Essence Pill material.
An obvious look of relief appeared on the faces of the two half demons.
Finally, I finally persisted to this moment.
Next, as long as Jiang Yu leaves the room, the two demons will be able to retire.
However, as time passed by, Jiang Yu didn't show any sign of leaving. She just stared blankly at something, looking like she was in a daze.
The two halves of the demon were puzzled. They didn't understand that Jiang Yu had already refined the elixir, but she didn't leave the alchemy room.
After a few more minutes, Jiang Yu finally picked up the small pill bottle containing ten True Essence Pills that was lying on the ground.
Jiang Yu got up from the futon and walked towards the door of the alchemy room.
The faces of the two half demons were full of joy, and at the same time they were constantly cheering for Jiang Yu's progress in their hearts.
"Come on, come on, we're almost at the door."
"Hurry, hurry, we will see the dawn of victory soon."
"Come on, come on, we'll be able to leave the alchemy room soon."
(One step, two steps, is the pace of the devil~ Hahahahaha, I don’t know why, but when I wrote this, this lyric was echoing in my mind.)
Soon, Jiang Yu walked to the door and reached for the doorknob.
“Tuk-tuk-tuk.”
Someone is knocking at the door.
A familiar scene happened again.
Jiang Yu asked, "Who is it?"
Geng Yuan outside the door responded, "It's me."
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Chapter completed!