Chapter 72 High Fives
"Yu Fei - Nian You - where are you?" He Xiang walked quickly towards the West Town Gate, which is the direction of the VIP passage.
She thought to herself that her voice was penetrating enough, so why didn't she respond?
When He Xiang walked to the thatched hut and farmhouse, she was greeted by a parade of chickens and dogs flying around - a chicken jumped out first with a "clucking". It was obviously seriously frightened and would have been lost if it was too late to fly.
The attitude of a small dog; several puppies bite together, like a group of dogs barking to bite away the intruder...
The group of geese were even more unscrupulous, flying around like headless flies...
It was so chaotic and without any order! He Xiang had a headache from this.
She used all her strength and shouted:
"It's so noisy, shut up -"
Her shout was like pressing the pause button on the player, and all the shouts fell silent.
For the chicken, this command is a threat from the ancestor of its natural enemy the weasel; for the dog, it is a roar from the ancestor of its natural enemy the tiger; for the big white goose, this sound is its natural enemy nemesis.
Howling wolf......
They stood silently one by one, so that Yu Fei grabbed a chicken and Nian You hugged a goose. From the previous noisy noise, they became silent and frighteningly quiet.
Go out and have a look! Why is there suddenly no sound? Could it be a crash?
They had a chicken in their left hand and a goose in their right. Their hair was covered with feathers, their clothes were stained with chicken feces and goose urine, their hair was messy, their clothes were dirty, and they stood in front of He Xiang in a state of embarrassment.
Haha... This way, it's a bit like a new son-in-law accompanying the bride back to her parents' home for the first time after getting married. This is full of sincerity.
It turns out the boss is here!
"You...this is?"
"Boss..."
As soon as Nian You said "boss", He Xiang stopped him.
"Forget it, stop making noises with Big Xiao and the others. I can't afford to be your boss. Each one of you looks so powerful and arrogant that I'm so scared!"
He Xiang changed into his little daughter's delicate and waxy tone again, which made Yu Fei and the others get goosebumps all over their bodies.
"I asked you to rescue living animals, but you are making a fuss like this? Judging from your appearance, you have crawled into the chicken coop and wandered into the goose rack. Haha..."
"He Xiang, you gave us the task of rescuing living animals. We didn't waste a moment. We caught them as fast as we could!"
He Xiang said disdainfully:
"You guys have to wait until the year of the monkey! Look, when I roar, they all become silent."
Nian You challenged:
"He Xiang, tell them to shut up. This is a common trick used by you fierce women. They can't stand your Hedong lion roar.
If you can get them to line up and follow us out of the tunnel, I will shovel them wherever you are from now on? How about that?"
He Xiang heard this and laughed out loud:
"You mean you want to be a shit shovel for me?"
"right!"
He Xiang deliberately flashed his big and bright eyes, as if to say: Such a beautiful young man is really wasting his resources by doing such a disgusting thing!
"Okay, let's high-five!"
Bang - bang - bang, under the witness of Yu Fei, He Xiang and Nian You high-fived each other as an oath.
Yu Fei was a little worried, but also looked at Yu Fei with a little regret - she is He Xiang! That He Xiang who gives you a world-shattering feeling all the time!
Nian You thought that he was a big man and must have a broad mind, so he took the initiative and said:
"He Xiang, for the sake of fairness, I can give you three chances to try it, and try it!"
He Xiang: "Try? Then try it!"
He Xiang said in a lower voice than before:
"Gather in front of the house!"
Nian You said in a strange voice:
"What are you gathering for? Do you really think you are calling a bunch of elementary school students? Just tell them to gather? Haha...a joke!"
As soon as these words came out of his mouth, he couldn't stop laughing.
The chickens, ducks and geese that had been chased by them just now were now rushing to the house from all directions.
All of them had big bellies and moved their little feet very quickly, fearing that they would fall behind others.
There were also various little shouts, which seemed to be singing ""Coming, coming, I'm coming, I'm coming to you with high-spirited steps", and they rushed to the front of the house.
Such a scene, even two old ghosts who have lived for thousands of years, are surprised.
"Ah ah ah - Dong bed, have you ever seen such an obedient, active and lively scene before?"
Wang Xizhi: “I have never heard of it, and I have never seen it before!”
Wu Daozi: "Yes, we have only seen a row of eggplants, a row of cowpeas, and a row of cucumbers in the vegetable field... Who has seen a row of chickens, a row of ducks, a row of geese, and a row of paparazzi?"
Wang Xizhi: "Haha... this metaphor is very appropriate!"
Within a few minutes, these poultry were standing in rows and neatly gathered in front of the house, high-spirited and energetic.
When Nian You saw these chickens, ducks and geese walking towards this place with proud postures as if they were about to get on the podium, he felt uneasy.
Can this be done?
"This...this...what kind of magic did you cast on them? Make them shut up without screaming, make them stand, but they don't dare to squat. This is too evil, isn't it?
?" Nian You pressed his eyeballs that were about to fall off with his hands. It was incredible!
Yu Fei walked to the front of the team, pointed at the group of poultry, and began to complain:
"He Xiang, you see, they've made a mess all over our bodies.
Do you know why I haven’t been able to catch one for a long time? They don’t want to leave here at all.”
He Xiang nodded: "I know this, but these are all sins caused by those demons and have nothing to do with them."
Nian You clicked his tongue and said:
"Um...Boss He, are you sure you can make them obedient and follow us out of the tunnel? Aren't you afraid that they will go on a hunger strike, cry, make trouble, and hang themselves?"
He Xiang said confidently: "Don't worry about this! They eat whatever I tell them to eat, and it has nothing to do with the human flesh they are used to eating.
What...you need to worry about..." He Xiang covered his nose and playfully made a shoveling motion towards him. When Nian You saw it, he screamed in his heart that he had fallen badly.
He Xiang stood in front of the group of chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs, cleared his throat, and spoke:
"You all, please keep your ears open and listen!
The sky outside is gorgeous, with morning glow and sunset glow always dyeing most of the sky red. When you look up, you can see the blue sky and white clouds, as well as the free-scented wind, which will make you intoxicated.
Unlike this top, which is only dazzling bright white.
There is also green grass, waiting for your favor. You can roll in the green grass, or you can swim by the stream. When you are hungry, you can eat some green grass. There are also small bugs in the grass that you can eat. If you are thirsty, you can eat them.
Then drink the water from the stream.
In short, we can’t become the accomplices of those demons like here.”
Chapter completed!