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Chapter 363 The Four Saints Tried Zen Mind? They Birth Four Fat Babies!

Yaochi.

The Queen Mother, who was so serious and graceful, was now looking at the Jade Emperor strangely, and there were also the immortals standing on both sides. In the past, her Yaochi was very deserted, but recently she has become lively again and again.

"Oh, I have a headache."

The Jade Emperor was still pretending to be drunk. The immortals were all lowering their heads, but their shoulders were shrugging and their heads were all smiling on their faces.

This time, Western Buddhism made a huge joke. Moreover, Manjushri, Samantabhadra and Lingji were all members of the Ancestral Sect. Naturally, these countless disciples of the Ancestral Sect were happy to watch jokes, and even the disciples of the Ancestral Sect all sneered in their hearts, and they deserved it.

Not to mention this long-eared and joyful Bodhisattva, the disciples of the Jie Sect were all gritting their teeth when they abdicated at the time. Now they have already thought about this matter and must spread it all over the world.

Many star kings even secretly thought about it. The mortals in the lower world are just like this, and they can just give dreams to the people in the lower world. By the way, let the city gods and land in the lower world spread this matter, and the three realms must know the four great Bodhisattvas of Western Buddhism gave birth. Tsk, how heroic.

"His Majesty."

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing came from outside in a steady manner in all directions, which attracted the attention of all the immortals for a while. Even the Jade Emperor, who was pretending to be drunk, opened his eyes and looked at Taibai Jinxing walking into the Yaochi.

"Your Majesty, the Buddha Tathagata has taken away four Bodhisattvas from the West, um! There are four Buddhist sons."

The old man Taibai Jinxing was so nauseous that he spoke, and he was breathing heavily. At this time, the immortals had already figured out how to spread this matter to the Three Realms next.

"Tianpeng, should you go down to earth and protect Tang Sanzang from going to the West to obtain the scriptures?"

The Jade Emperor changed the subject directly and said to Zhu Bajie, who was hiding in the crowd but was extremely conspicuous. At this time, all the officials looked at each other, and for a moment, everyone's eyes were full of jokes.

At this time, Zhu Bajie looked at Taishang Laojun with a pitiful and aggrieved look, as if he was saying, "This matter is a big deal, and he is taken advantage of and is also abusing him. Could it be that you really ignore it?"

At this time, the Taishang Laojun shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, holding the whisk in his hand and whispered: "Don't worry, this matter is all caused by Western Buddhism and has nothing to do with you."

It pointed out everything directly in one sentence. At this point, Western Buddhism would never dare to make a statement about this. Zhu Bajie's face turned green and said, "I don't dare to do this on the surface, just because I'm afraid of secretly putting shoes on the old pig."

I have to say that Zhu Bajie was quite smart and thought of everything directly. After seeing this, the Jade Emperor laughed happily and said, "Don't worry, Tianpeng, you can go to protect Tang Sanzang to go to the West to obtain scriptures. If there is really a problem, the Laojun in the Tushita Palace still lacks a cow to feed grass."

Just as the immortals were teasing and laughing, a familiar voice sounded again outside the Yaochi Lake, and everyone was stunned.

"Haha, as soon as Lao Sun went to heaven, he heard that my junior brother Bajie not only made the belly of the four Western Bodhisattvas bigger, but also gave birth to four fat babies. Haha, let me see how my junior brother has such great ability."

I saw Sun Wukong jumping and walking in from outside. The moment I came in, I saw the aggrieved Zhu Bajie. I was so happy that I patted my thighs and clapped my hands happily.

"Haha, idiot, tell me quickly how you made the belly of the four great Bodhisattvas in the West, and whether those four fat nephews are all as handsome as Bajie, you."

When he said this, Sun Wukong covered his mouth and laughed loudly, and the immortals in the Yaochi were so funny that they couldn't help laughing. Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother lowered their heads and shoulders and shrugged.

"Don't talk nonsense, Bimawen, who is suffering from plague. It's only a few days ago, and the old pig has no such ability."

At this moment, looking at the monkey walking in and talking nonsense, Zhu Bajie suddenly pouted and shouted, but Sun Wukong came forward to carry Zhu Bajie's ears. Under the other party's painful screams, he laughed and scolded.

"Oh, you fool, as the saying goes, this is a day and a year, after you go to heaven, I, Lao Sun, will accompany your master to wait for you in the lower realm. The manor has been sold, but you won't come back yet. Master asks Lao Sun to come to heaven to take a look."

"It's okay if you don't come. Only then did Lao Sun realize that you are such a fool that you have made the stomachs of four Western Bodhisattvas. Hehe, let me tell you about it quickly. After all, Lao Sun is an uncle after all, and it's okay to see the four fat nephews."

What a shame, Sun Wukong was really unrestrained and was directly joking. He immediately made the gods cover their mouths and laugh. Zhu Bajie was even more angry and embarrassed and said, "What are you talking nonsense about this, Bimawen, who is suffering from plague? The four Bodhisattvas in the West are all men, and the old pig is also a good man. How could it be the old pig?"

Sun Wukong also caught the opportunity and scratched his head and cursed, "Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you don't recognize it, but the heavens have spread all over the world. Lao Sun heard that you are really capable, and Lao Sun can straighten his back when he sees the Western Bodhisattva in the future. Is it true that Lao Sun should call his younger brother and sister or something?"

In an instant, there was a burst of laughter in the heavenly court, and Nezha even covered her stomach and burst into tears, laughing and said, "Yes, it's the best, Tianpeng, if I see you in the future, should I call you brother and sister-in-law, or Mrs. Pig, haha."

"Monkey, as your uncle, you have to prepare a meeting gift."

Others may be afraid of something, but Nezha, the little devil king in the world, is not afraid of Western Buddhism. He laughs out loud and laughs unscrupulously, and even follows the monkey to make fun of it.

"Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me, the old pig. The old pig really did nothing. The old pig didn't know anything. It's such a big injustice."

At this moment, Zhu Bajie directly sat on the ground and began to talk. If this matter was really told by these people, the rumor spread throughout the three realms, and he would have to be worn in small shoes in the future.

Sun Wukong did not bother to hide his mouth and smiled at Nezha and said, "The Third Prince, Lao Sun heard that the four Western Bodhisattvas gave birth to children in the Lingxiao Palace. Tsk, hehe, Lao Sun just wanted to know how this big man gave birth to it?"

One sentence made Nezha laugh and said, "You have to ask your junior brother Tianpeng carefully."

After a farce, after watching it intensified, the Jade Emperor held back his cough with a heavy smile. The immortals immediately lowered their heads, but the smiles in the corners of their eyes could not be concealed. It can be said that they had lived for tens of thousands of years and encountered this for the first time.

"Okay, the heavenly court is full of things every day, and the immortals must even circulate the world. Tianpeng, you should follow Wukong to protect Tang Sanzang from going to the West to obtain the scriptures."

With a straight decision, the Jade Emperor decided that the end of the Heavenly Court was about to end, and Nezha directly clasped his fists and said with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, there is a demon king in Dongsheng Continent that is causing trouble. Nezha asks the next world to eliminate the monsters."

Bastard! Where did the lawless demon king come from Dongsheng Shenzhou? It is clear that you took the opportunity to spread this Western farce, but the Jade Emperor nodded solemnly.

"Okay, if the gods in the heavenly realm are like Nezha, then the three realms have already been peaceful."

The emperor and his ministers sang together, and the immortals below laughed secretly. It seemed that the Jade Emperor was also a little cautious, and it was obvious that he wanted to ridicule Western Buddhism.

"What are you still standing there? Master has been waiting for you on the spot for almost half a month."

"You monkey who is suffering from plague, the old pig will leave by himself."

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie fought and walked outside, while the other Star Lord Immortal Officials smiled and bowed to ask for instructions to go to the world or take a leave, preparing to spread the joke.

Netherworld.

At this time, Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing were still wearing floors in a pavilion. It was obvious that the manors were sold. Now they had no place to live, but they had also received a lot of money.

Although almost half a month has passed, Sha Wujing still stared at the heavy silver in her luggage at this time. Her master seemed to have some! What should I say?

You said it was unreliable, but with so much money, their masters and disciples in the mortal world almost never suffered. They walked around and stopped and bought good meals for three meals a day, and sometimes there was wine and meat. They were definitely not bad in the mortal world, and they had never eaten the so-called leftovers from begging for alms.

You said it was reliable, this! After my master took them to search the manor, he asked them to go to a nearby market and sold all the brocade and grosgrain that he couldn't use and the manor.

"Wujing, have your luggage be packed?"

After suddenly hearing the call of his master, Sha Wujing hurriedly looked up at his master in the pavilion and asked with a stretch, and he hummed honestly: "Master, don't worry, all the money and valuables have been packed."

Speaking of this, Sha Wujing even patted two luggage baskets, which were heavy gold and silver inside, and below were gold brought neatly from the Tang Dynasty, and above were silver, arranged neatly, and there were broken silver.

"Wujing, in the future, you must keep your account books whenever we use money. After all, the journey to the west is long. Although we are not short of money, no one knows how long it will take. There is an old saying in the mortal world that is good: Eat and wear endlessly, and you will be poor if you can't make up your plan. You have to remember Wujing."

"By the way, especially your second senior brother, whoever wants to get the silver from you, must be approved by your teacher. Otherwise, the teacher will not want to go halfway, and the money will be gone. We may have to beg along the way to beg for alms and eat leftovers every day."

Tang Sanzang said casually, Sha Wujing nodded respectfully and said, "Master, don't worry, if you have nothing to do with the account book, you will never make any mistakes."

At this time, Sha Wujing was speechless. His master was not like a monk. He was simply a traveling businessman who had calculated every penny.

But there is a saying that his master is right. If there is really no money, they can only beg along the way to beg for alms. Then there will be leftovers of rice, and he doesn't want to eat these.

"Master, Master, Bajie and I are back."

Just then, a burst of joyful laughter came from the sky, and Sun Wukong pinched Zhu Bajie's ear and fell directly from the sky.

The moment it fell down, Zhu Bajie screamed in pain, and finally shook the monkey and pinched his ears. He saw him covering his red ears with heartache, while Sun Wukong laughed so hard that he jumped into the pavilion without hesitation.

"Hehe, Master, you don't know how powerful our Bajie is. After a visit from God, although the dowry was not returned, he actually made four fat nephews for our Lao Sun, and four fat disciples for your Master."

Sun Wukong patted his thigh and laughed. Tang Sanzang was stunned. Even Sha Wujing looked at him and said, "Senior Brother, what are you talking about?"

Looking at the confusion of his master and Junior Brother Sha, Sun Wukong laughed and patted his thighs, tears burst out from the corners of his eyes, and he began to explain with a loud laugh.

...

After a while, when Sun Wukong finished explaining, Sha Wujing widened his eyes and his mouth widened, looking disbelief, while Tang Sanzang was confused.

"Wukong, are you saying that Widow Jia and three daughters are four Bodhisattvas from the West? Bajie also made the belly of the four Bodhisattvas bigger and gave birth to four Buddhist sons in Lingxiao Palace?"

At this time, Tang Sanzang was confused and looked at Sun Wukong in disbelief and asked. The monkey was laughing at this time, and he slapped his thighs with a loud laugh.

"It's extreme, it's the principle you understand, Master, it's just this fool. Master, we won't lose money. Just a small dowry was replaced by Lao Sun with four fat nephews. Haha, I also have four disciples for Master. Master, you said it's worth it."

After Sun Wukong teased, Zhu Bajie outside was frustrated and his face turned red, and he buzzed: "Go, you, the monkey who was suffering from plague, are talking nonsense."

Then Zhu Bajie looked at his master with grievance, "Master, you have to make a decision for your disciples. That day, they were obviously too big to find the old pig to take over. The old pig didn't get any benefits, and even accompanied the master's dowry, but he even made a fuss."

At this moment, Tang Sanzang was numb. He looked at Zhu Bajie in front of him and the monkey who kept laughing. At this moment, he was so confused.

But then he thought about it, and he muttered secretly that being able to give birth to a child in front of so many people in Lingxiao Palace seemed to be the one who took the opportunity to beat the dog and trap Western Buddhism.

Yes, what Tang Sanzang suspected at this time was the Heavenly Court, after all, this was a great opportunity.

However! At this time, Tang Sanzang looked at his fat and big-eared apprentice Zhu Bajie strangely, and finally said quietly: "Hello Bajie, hello, it's really great."

At this time, he didn't know what to say. This time, something really happened. No wonder Bajie didn't dare to come down. It seemed that he was afraid of revenge in the West.

But now that it has come to an end, it seems that Bajie has been preserved.

"Let's go, let's clean up."

Tang Sanzang slowly curled the corners of his mouth and couldn't help but smile. This time it was really interesting. He just didn't know who did it. You have to know that they were just a drugged person, but those who can capture the four Bodhisattvas are definitely powerful.

Xitian Lingshan.

At this time, the four great Bodhisattvas of Changer Happiness, Manjushri, Samantabhadra and Lingji Xitian all looked at the sleeping child in front of him with pale and aggrieved expressions.

The Buddha Duobao Tathagata, who was sitting upright on the ninth-grade golden lotus, was also looking at the four flesh and blood dolls who were pregnant with the bloodlines of the four Western Bodhisattvas. This made him confused.

Finally, the Buddha Tathagata sighed and sighed helplessly: "Okay, this child has been born, and it is indeed your flesh and blood, and it is hard to collect water."

These four children are not only the flesh and blood of the four great Bodhisattvas, but also absorb a lot of their essence, blood and spirit. They can be said to be a rare spiritual child.

But now they have been born and transformed into humans. If they swallowed it, they would not replenish much vitality. Instead, the four children have divided their luck a lot. Now they can only bite their teeth and swallow it in their stomachs.

The last four Bodhisattvas had a ugly face and could only take the four dolls back and take them as boys first. In the future, they would hide them tightly in the temple, and would never let the other party take a step forward, so as not to mention this matter again.
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