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Chapter 285 Drinking and having fun(2/2)

Even if you cheat money, you still have to produce some results.

"Oh?" Emperor Jiajing was not very excited.

Shao Yuanjie had already read the Taoist books in Chaotian Palace, even Emperor Jiajing himself had read them once, and even tried to practice some Taoist methods.

There is nothing in it that can enable him to practice Taoism.

Emperor Jiajing would not be confused by immortality. He longed for immortality and wanted to enjoy supreme power and countless beauties forever. But the more this happened, the more cautious he became.

He can give these Taoist priests a lot of trust, provided that it can really bring him benefits.

If you want to take away wealth, power, beauty, and Taoist books from him with just one mouth, then he can only give you a death edict with the power of dragon veins.

"Since your Majesty took the throne as emperor, you have worked hard day and night, had constant sex with women, and taken those evil elixirs. Even if it is a true method, it will be difficult for you to enter the Tao."

Longhushan and other Taoist sects, known as the Celestial Master Family, were beaten into crooked ways by his words.

Li Changzhou stood up and walked towards the incense burner in the palace. As he walked, he said: "If you want to learn Taoism, you must have a body that can withstand Taoism."

He stretched out one hand, lifted up the incense burner, which weighed a thousand kilograms, and threw it back as if it were a trash bag.

The hall was buzzing and shaking, and the smoke from the incense burner came and went intermittently as if it was dying.

"The first step is to give Your Majesty a body that is invulnerable to all diseases and the power to replace a pillar with a beam."

There was silence in the side hall. Emperor Jiajing looked at the incense burner. Huang Jin walked over softly, pressed his body against the tripod of the incense burner, and pushed it forward as if lying down.

His face turned red and the incense burner didn't move at all.

"Is it really possible for me to be immune to all diseases, just to replace the supporting beams with the pillars?" Emperor Jiajing stared at Li Changzhou.

Going to the moon, turning the city's lights into fire dragons, and killing evil dragons are all very magical, but in the end, what does it have to do with Emperor Jiajing himself?

Which of the real masters he canonized did not go to heaven and earth, move mountains and seas?

What's the result? It just makes him stiffer at night, and it can't even cure some diseases.

If he didn't have any luck in his heart, what was the difference between these people and his imperial physician?

Now, Li Changzhou said that he could be immune to all diseases and still have supernatural powers. This was something that had never happened before and no Taoist could do it.

His own bravery is not very important to the emperor. Lying on the bed, the lord of the world can turn everything upside down with just one word.

But as a man, no one can refuse a powerful force.

What's more, it is immune to all diseases. The weaker the body, the more aware it is of the importance of health - ordinary people also understand when they have oral ulcers and toothaches.

"Strength is only about the details," Li Changzhou said with a smile. He flicked his sleeves and said, "The main purpose is to condition your Majesty's body and then learn Taoism."

"If you can succeed, I will let you take charge of the Taoist sects in the world, and the Taoist books in the inner library will be available for you to read!"

"We will be fellow Taoists from now on, Your Majesty." Li Changzhou smiled.

"Fellow Taoist?" Emperor Jiajing was startled for a moment, then laughed and said, "Fellow Taoist, what a fellow Taoist, a fellow Taoist who pursues immortality!"

After Emperor Jiajing finished laughing, Li Changzhou started his own plan.

"I have a breathing technique that can breathe out the spiritual energy of the entire land of China, as well as the power of the sun and the moon. Your Majesty goes to the moon to practice for an hour every day, and breathes into China for fifteen days to build the foundation of the Tao."

"Talking to China." Emperor Jiajing repeated, nodding as he spoke, such courage was worthy of him.

"In addition, Your Majesty can order some maids and eunuchs to go with you."

"Can eunuchs and palace maids also go to heaven?" Emperor Jiajing asked.

Li Changzhou smiled: "The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother also need people to serve them."

Emperor Jiajing asked Huang Jin to order five eunuchs and five palace maids.

At this time, Li Changzhou whispered to Emperor Jiajing again: "Your Majesty, there is something special about having sex between men and women in the Moon Palace."

Emperor Jiajing's heart skipped a beat.

In the past, when the Taoist priests asked him to practice Taoism, they would always mention that a young man should be close to women, but Jiajing just wanted to enjoy women's sex and live forever at the same time.

Li Changzhou's suggestion really touched his heart.

At this time, Emperor Jiajing was a little worried: "During the fifteenth day of foundation building, can I still be close to women?"

"Everything in the world is born from the interaction of yin and yang, and gods are no exception. As long as it is appropriate, drinking and having fun are all indispensable."

He wasn't lying. He wasn't talking about all things in the world, but he was talking about mating on the moon.

Under one-sixth of the earth's gravity, mating will be much easier, and you can try various positions.

Hmm——, if the moon opens up to the earth for tourism in the future, in addition to the ‘Moon Rabbit Menu’, this may also be used as a promotion.

Now there are three projects: 'Moon Rabbit Menu', which improves the life of couples (this is the promotion, even if you are not a couple), and 'If you love her, take her to the moon' (specialized in defrauding men of money).

You can also defraud literary and artistic young people out of their money, and go on interstellar journeys at any time, etc.

Li Changzhou was thinking while waiting for Emperor Jiajing to make a decision.

Of course, it's not about whether to do it or not, but who to do it with. There are not three thousand beauties in the harem, but there are seventy or eighty. In addition, there are a large number of maids who enter the palace to refine the elixirs and collect them, so anyone would have to hesitate.

"Concubine Xuan Duan, a beautiful woman."

Li Changzhou teleported directly to the moon with Emperor Jiajing, who was cheering for him.

Ignoring the shocked concubines and maids, Li Changzhou taught Emperor Jiajing a breathing technique that he had compiled last night.

The only use of this breathing method is to speed up the absorption of nutrients by the body.

When Emperor Jiajing sat cross-legged and breathed to the earth, Li Changzhou flicked his sleeve with his right hand, and a drop of blood dispersed into a mist invisible to the naked eye.

Blood beads cannot give people magical powers, but they can help Emperor Jiajing's body get rid of all kinds of diseases and prolong his life.

Emperor Jiajing's body took aphrodisiacs all day, and as long as he started vomiting and absorbing the blood mist, his body would improve significantly.

And those concubines and maidens who did not use the art of vomiting and breathing will also see small improvements in their health.

This would give Emperor Jiajing the illusion that everything on the moon is good, that only on the moon one can practice Taoism, that one can live longer by staying on the moon, and that only Li Changzhou can take him to the moon.

Li Changzhou stood on the moon and looked at the blue earth. Emperor Jiajing was not in the palace at this time, so he could take advantage of it and take away all the Taoist books.

But this is not necessary.

Overcoming the calamity and becoming an immortal is the most important thing. No matter how many Taoist skills you learn, you will never be a match for human immortals.

He sat cross-legged, closed his eyes and meditated.

In Chaotian Palace, Black Bird was still reading a book on the subject.
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