Han Yu was really angry.

I have been trapped in the realm of hungry ghosts for two thousand years. Although I am dizzy from hunger, I am not as angry as I am today.

Now, he was not even hungry anymore, he was filled with anger from Xu Jia.

Xu Jia looked at the star search chart and said, "It's getting late, let's get started. Everyone Han, please don't wait too long and come here quickly."

Depend on!

You were obviously stalling for time, but you said that my ink marks were grandma's. As a literati, I was so angry that you cursed me.

Han Yu didn't look good and said angrily: "You bastard, why don't you show your pair? I think your pair is in trouble."

Xu Jia smiled: "Listen up, I will give you the first absolute."

Han became more anxious: "Don't be wordy, come out quickly."

Xu Jia said loudly: "Lonely and cold, I am a widow with an empty window."

When Han Yu heard this, his eyes widened and he secretly exclaimed: "It's really incredible."

He kept walking around and shaking his head as if facing a formidable enemy.

There are many difficulties in being a lonely, cold, widowed woman with an empty window.

First, each word has the same radical embedded in it.

Second, the level and obliqueness are consistent.

The third and most difficult part is the artistic conception.

This first couplet is fluent and coherent. If you don't have a magical touch, you will only make people laugh if you use the second couplet casually. What's more, he is still a member of the Han family. If he doesn't get it right, he will be laughed out of his mouth.

Especially this is Xu Jia, who is definitely the best at mocking people - no one else.

Old God Xu Jia was lying on the big stone and said: "I'll take a nap first. Everyone Han, I'll give you a stick of incense. If you come out, you will win."

A stick of incense is already very kind.

Han Yu didn't dare to be distracted, his mind was racing, and he thought of a radical that corresponded, but the oblique and oblique words didn't match. The oblique and oblique ones matched well, and the artistic conception was too far away. The artistic conception was almost the same, but the radicals didn't match.

It's really difficult.

Han Yu was sweating profusely and his back was wet.

Accidentally, I hit a rock and the bridge of my nose was almost broken.

In a blink of an eye, the time for a stick of incense has passed.

Xu Jia woke up and stretched out: "Everyone Han, it's time for a stick of incense. Have you figured it out?"

Han Yu shook his head in shame: "I didn't think of it."

Xu Jia chuckled: "Okay, you didn't get the first couplet right, let's move on to the next one."

"Wait a minute."

Han Yu hummed: "There is absolutely a need for the second line. If you don't know the second line, it doesn't count, and you shouldn't use it to test me."

Xu Jia snorted: "Master Han, you are cheating. If you don't have a second line, it can't be used to test you?"

Han Yu's face turned red, but in order to win, he had no choice but to be shameless and nodded heavily: "Yes, according to my rules, if you don't know the second line, it won't count."

"Ha ha……"

Xu Jia laughed loudly: "Everyone Han, I'm sorry, but I can answer the second couplet."

"Can you read the second couplet correctly?" Han Yu was surprised: "I don't believe it, show me if you are right."

Xu Jia laughed: "What is the first couplet?"

Han Yu said: "Lonely and cold, I am a widow with an empty window."

Xu Jia said: "A handsome and beautiful woman is alone."

Han Yu was immediately petrified.

"Are you really right?"

Han Yu thought about the second couplet and sighed: "I am lonely and cold, and I am a widow with an empty window, and I am alone with a handsome beauty. The second couplet is even and oblique, and the radicals and radicals are combined. Although the artistic conception is a little worse, it can be regarded as an absolute. Oh, absolutely, why didn't I think of it?

.”

He kept sighing with unspeakable despair.

Xu Jiamei smiled happily: "Master Han, this couplet is too simple. I can figure it out in minutes. Why can't you figure it out? It shouldn't be right. You are everyone, you are the kind of person who has learned a lot..."

"Forehead……"

After being teased by Xu Jia, Han Yu's old face turned red, like a monkey's butt.

"You brat, don't be so proud. I'm just giving you one round. Don't get involved in the first round. You can play the second round. I'll fight you every minute."

Xu Jia smiled: "In the second round, I will give you the time of two sticks of incense. Remember, the time of two sticks of incense is good. If you match up, you will win."

"Stop being wordy, come up with your match soon." Han Yu was in a bad mood, and his blood pressure was so angry that Xu Jia was so angry.

Xu Jia said loudly: "The smoke is along the beautiful eaves and the swallow's eyes are smoked."

Holy shit!

After Han Yu heard this pairing, no matter how polite he was, he couldn't help but swear.

This one is harder!

Han Yu had sweat pouring down his forehead.

He was not thirsty before, but now he was sweating profusely and gurgling outside, and his heart ached to the point of bleeding.

Where is my sweat, please stop sweating outside, okay?

Han Yu kept thinking about the couplet.

"The smoke along the colorful eaves and the swallow's eyes can be interpreted as: the smoke floats along the colorful eaves, and the smoke smokes the eyes of the swallows sitting on the eaves."

This is clearly a couplet with the same tone, and the meaning of the sentence is complete, the picture is beautiful, and the artistic conception is excellent.

Han Yu kept spinning: "This is truly eternal, I cannot accept it."

In the blink of an eye, the time for two sticks of incense has passed.

Xu Jia lazily asked Han Yu: "How is it? Has the pair come out? You are everyone, so you must be childish about this pair, right?"

Pediatric shit!

Han Yu's face turned from red to dark, and he stammered: "I...I didn't say anything."

"You didn't get it right, right? You didn't get it right with such a simple couplet?"

Xu Jia clasped his nails and spoke nonchalantly.

Han Yu was about to go crazy. He jumped to his feet and shouted: "Xu Jia, don't mock me. This is an eternal truth. Do you think it's a cabbage? Don't say I can't do it. Even you can't do it. I

I'm sure this is a lonely couple, with only the first couplet and no second couplet."

Xu Jia hummed: "Who said there is no second line, but I do."

Han Yu was stunned: "You have a second line? Are you bragging?"

Xu Jia chuckled: "What is the first couplet? Please report it."

Han Yu said: "The smoke is along the beautiful eaves and the eyes are smoked."

Xu Jia replied: "The fog covers the birdhouse and there is no fog."

When Han Yu heard Xu Jia's second line, he was surprised at first and felt very jealous. His face turned red and white. Finally, he sighed and said with shame: "I lost this game again. I didn't expect that this will last forever. You

You can figure it out."

"Concession, concession!"

Xu Jia cupped his hands insincerely, thinking: I know nothing about it, but I checked it all on the computer.

Han Yu cheered up: "There is one last couplet, I must show it."

Xu Jia chuckled: "I'm afraid it will be even harder."

Han Yu became nervous: "Is it more difficult than the first two?"

Xu Jia said: "Although the first two couplets are eternal and absolute, I believe that as long as everyone in Han is given enough time, they should be able to get them right."

Han Yu snorted confidently: "You finally said something nice."

Xu Jia then attacked Han Yu again: "However, even if you are given a lifetime, you may not be able to get this pair right."

"You brat, you really came to despise me again."

Han Yu yelled angrily: "If you are right, be right immediately. Let me see if I can be right?"

Xu Jia smiled and said: "The smoke locks the willow in the pond."

"Smoke lock pond willow?"

When Han Yu heard this couplet, his heart skipped a beat. What a perfect match. It was so perverted.
To be continued...