Chapter 291 How long?(2/2)
Grandpa Zhao: "Hahaha, we are all great."
"You can rest in the store, I'm busy first."
"By the way, tell Xiaoguang to clean the antiques in the store. Bejiba always takes his girlfriend out to rent a house."
"As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know how beautiful you are, but when you are old, you shed tears for nothing."
"He is comfortable now. There is no point in regretting it when he gets older."
Forehead……
Zhang Hao suddenly had a dark look on his face.
Grandpa Zhao looks quite serious, but I didn't expect him to be so dirty.
It's too evil.
"Grandpa Zhao, you are also an elder after all, why can't you speak more civilly?"
Grandpa Zhao: "What I said is the truth, you should also exercise restraint."
"I won't talk nonsense to you anymore, I'm done."
After that, Grandpa Zhao died.
Zhang Hao smiled and shook his head, sitting down on the sofa.
Although I didn't see Xiao Guang.
And maybe, as Grandpa Zhao said, it feels more comfortable to go out with your girlfriend.
But he didn't call Xiaoguang.
Because he had personal experience of what it was like to be interrupted during that moment.
Ding bell dong~
Sudden.
A WeChat notification sounded.
Zhang Hao took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat. It was a message from the WeChat group of the Four Heavenly Kings.
Click in and take a look, it’s Da Zhuang@himself.
Da Zhuang: "@Brother Hao, your medical skills are great, is there any way to extend the time of sex???"
Zhang Hao smiled and replied: "What? Do you have a short time?"
Da Zhuang: "I'm just kidding, my brother's body is very strong, I'm asking this on behalf of a friend of mine."
Zhang Hao: "Since you are so insincere, I won't tell you if I do."
Da Zhuang: "Okay, the clown is myself??."
Before Zhang Hao could reply, Zhao Yong bubbled up.
"Hahaha, Da Zhuang, how long do you have?"
Da Zhuang: "Smoking and taking a shower, five minutes and thirteen seconds."
Zhao Yong: "Oh Xie Te, you have severe premature ejaculation."
"Did Zhang Fei ask you if it had started? You said it was over."
"Quack, I didn't expect you to be a three-second king. Why didn't I know that?"
Da Zhuang: "How about I let you know tonight?"
"You still have the nerve to laugh at me, you won't be able to survive for ten seconds."
Zhao Yong: "Fuck~ Do you think everyone is just like you, just call 123 and that's it?"
"I'll start in at least half an hour."
Da Zhuang: "It was indeed half an hour. Just kissing on the lips lasted twenty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds."
Zhao Yong: "Get out of Jibadan!"
At this time, Shaohua bubbled up.
"According to research, the normal time is about ten minutes."
"If you want to prolong the time, you can drink alcohol to numb your nerves."
Da Zhuang: "I believe you are a ghost."
"Ten minutes, except for everyone in front of the screen, who can last for such a long time?"
"You even rely on drinking to numb your nerves."
"I can't even get up when I'm drunk."
"@Brother Hao, why don't you speak?"
"Is there anything you can do?"
Zhang Hao had a smile on his face.
Ten minutes.
Hehe~
So I would say that I am within the normal range.
Feeling pleased, Zhang Hao replied: "Of course there is a way..."
Jingle bell bell~
Just as Zhang Hao was typing, a phone call came in.
Two words were displayed on the screen: Lao Bi.
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Chapter completed!