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Chapter 301 Shocking the whole network(1/2)

"Husband, your cell phone is ringing."

"I know."

"How about you answer the phone first?"

"No answer!"

"What if there's something important...ah~"

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Ten thousand words are omitted here.



Ten minutes later.

The storm subsided and everything returned to calm.

Su Yuyan lay motionless on the sofa, with a blush on her face.

Zhang Hao smiled tenderly and covered her with a blanket very considerately.

But suddenly.

Su Yuyan opened her beautiful eyes.

She was a little dazed.

"Um?"

"it's over?"

Forehead……

The smile on Zhang Hao's face instantly solidified.

"This...that..."

"Sigh~"

Su Yuyan sighed slightly, looking disappointed.

"Okay, I'm going to bed."

After that, he got up and walked to the bedroom.

Zhang Hao was a little embarrassed.

Immediately, he said to Su Yuyan's beautiful figure:

"Honey, I didn't perform well today."

"Tomorrow, I will satisfy you tomorrow."

Su Yuyan turned around and forced a smile, then walked into the bedroom.

Zhang Hao couldn't help but frown in thought.

Ordinarily ten minutes is not a short time.

Why is my wife not satisfied?

You know, some people have less than ten minutes.

Right.

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao swore secretly.

Even if I use acupuncture tomorrow, I have to insist on it for one hour!

If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you’ll lose your reputation!

You must satisfy your wife!

Jingle bell bell~

At this time, the phone rang again.

It was Liu Chifei who called.

Answering the phone, a playful voice came out.

"What are you doing, little brother? It took you so long to answer the phone?"

Little brother?

Hearing this title, Zhang Hao suddenly became unhappy.

How am I too young?

You are young.

Your whole family is small.

╭(╯^╰)╮

Then, Zhang Hao deliberately yawned.

"Ah~"

"It's Beauty Liu."

"I just woke up, what's the matter with calling so late?"

Liu Chifei was surprised: "It's not even eleven o'clock yet, and you have already slept."

“It’s completely inconsistent with the lifestyle of contemporary young people.”

"Haven't you heard of that jingle?"

"I go to bed at one o'clock and get up at six o'clock. The King of Hell praises me for my good health."

"Go to bed at two o'clock, get up at six o'clock, and drink millet in the ICU."

"Go to bed at three o'clock, get up at six o'clock, rectangular urn."

"Go to bed at four o'clock, get up at six o'clock, and hang myself on the wall."

"Go to bed at five o'clock, and when you get up at six o'clock, the King of Hell will salute you."

"If I don't sleep all night, I will be the most valuable among all the water drops."

"Hehe~"

Forehead……

Zhang Hao couldn't help but feel ashamed.

Unexpectedly, Liu Chifei would always talk the same thing.

And he turned out to be a tease.

Where is the pure and beautiful girl we promised?

Where is the fairy sister we promised?

Where is the promised national goddess?

This image doesn't fit at all.

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao smiled and asked: "Beauty, if you call me so late, you're not just reminding me to go to bed."

"I thank you."

Liu Chifei: "Of course not."

"I saw the news that the little devil challenged you, it's that Bigu Yanzi."

"The little devil is making such a noise, but you don't even post on Weibo."

"Are you scared?"

Zhang Hao smiled disdainfully: "Fuck~ How could I be so cowardly?"

"He lets others go wild and lets his strength speak for itself during the game."

"In my eyes, he is just a clown and rubbish."

Liu Chifei: "Okay."

"But even if you have the strength, you still have to respond on Weibo."

"If you don't speak, people will think you are scared."

"Many netizens now say that you are a coward and are so scared that you don't even dare to fart."

"I even labeled you the sick man of East Asia."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Hao immediately became angry.
To be continued...
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