193 Dad, I'm back!
"Captain~"
"Captain~"
Two days later, with a loud cry, Ekichiro Saito hurried into the captain's room, bowed to Taichi Fenggami who was lying on the tatami and reading a novel: "Captain! Something happened, something big happened!"
"I'm talking about Saito! Don't keep saying 'captain'. I, the captain, have been fucked by Mr. Shan a long time ago. Now I am just an ordinary soldier. Do you hear me calling me Taichi?"
Feng Shen Tai lay motionless, only glanced sideways at Saito Ekichiro, and asked: "What happened?"
"Captain, Sister Rangiku went to the confession palace to cause trouble again!"
"Let's just make a fuss! What's the big deal!" Taichi Feng Shen licked his index finger, turned a page of the novel, and continued: "No one can go to see Ichimaru Gin without Mr. Shan's order!"
"But! But!" Saito Ekichiro was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, sweating profusely: "But this time Rangiku-san seems to have drunk a lot of wine-"
"Oh, that's what I said! What day will she stop drinking?" Feng Shen Tai didn't raise his eyebrows and continued reading the "Picture of the Sword King" in his hand.
"No, Captain! This time Rangiku-sama took advantage of the alcohol and had a conflict with the team members guarding the confession palace!"
Saito Ekichiro was afraid that Taichi Fengshen would still not take him seriously, so he speeded up his speech and finished it in one breath:
"Then, the corps came to enforce the law...but...were beaten violently by Sister Rangju! All of them suffered varying degrees of injuries..."
"Oh!" Feng Shen Taiyi closed the novel, glanced at Saito Ekichiro, and asked, "Have you reported this matter to Mr. Shan?"
"not yet!"
"Hmm... that's good!" Taichi Feng Shen said, shaking his head and sighing, "Beating a picket is a serious violation of discipline... Judging from Mr. Shan's violent temper, Rangiku will be detached this time even if he doesn't die.
It’s skinned!”
"Captain, what should we do now?" Saito Ekichiro said worriedly, "Sister Rangiku has been clamoring to see him every day since she found out that Ichimaru Gin was imprisoned in the Penitence Palace -
However, the captain has ordered that no one can contact Ichimaru Gin privately without his permission... so the soldiers we sent to guard the confession palace do not dare to show favoritism..."
"This guy Rangiku...is really big-breasted and brainless sometimes!"
Fengshen Taiyi sighed, and then asked: "Where are they now?"
"I have already settled the injured picket in our team building, and immediately sent someone to the Fourth Division to ask for medical staff!"
"Bullshit!" Feng Shen Taiyi yelled with a frown, "The cost of the fourth team's medical visit is very expensive! Why don't you send them there?!"
"Captain! Send these people to Captain Unohana - you think this matter is not big enough, don't you?!"
Saito Eikichiro wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said: "Have you forgotten! Captain Unohana... you often say that she is the most evil woman in Soul Society!!"
"Uh..." After being reminded by Saito Ekichiro, Taichi Fenggami suddenly realized: Yes, Matsumoto Rangiku's beating of the team picket is not big or small. If he wants to suppress it, he must find a way to block the injured team members.
Q!
If the scheming woman Unohana Retsu finds out, she will definitely find ways to trick him. Even if he doesn't say it now, he must be holding back the bad news in his stomach, and he will calculate the total accounts in the future——
You know, the "100 Trivia You Don't Know About Soul Society" that she wrote last time is still in her hands!
"Well, let's let the team's finance staff take care of it first! Send the bill to the Fifth Division later!" Taichi Fuugami sat cross-legged on the tatami, thought for a moment and asked, "Where's Rangiku?"
"Rangiku-sama is still at the confession palace now... She said she burned down the confession palace because Ichimaru Gin couldn't see her again today! Even if the captain sends her to death, she will have no regrets!"
"This guy Rangiku...is really spoiled by Isshin and Toshiro!"
Fuugami Taichi only felt a headache at this time: after all, he had been dismissed from the captaincy by Yamamoto Genryusai and was banned for six months!
If someone commits a crime at this juncture, he will be reduced to ashes by the fire of the intolerable Master Shan...
"Captain!" Saito Eikichiro thought for a while and said, "Should I tell Captain Hitsugaya?"
"Not yet." Feng Shen Taiyi shook his head and said, "The fewer people know about this, the better!" After saying that, he raised his right hand and grabbed it twice in the void. Suddenly he saw a bottle labeled "Skeleton"
The black potion with "head" appeared in his hand.
"Captain?" Saito Ekichiro was shocked when he saw Feng Shen Taichi taking out the reagent for modifying memory:
"Are you... going to use memory-altering spray to erase the memories of the pickets?! This... is a serious crime in the Soul Society!"
"What are you afraid of? If something goes wrong, I'll take the responsibility! Anyway, I've been suspended from duty now, and I'll be a soldier for the rest of my life!" Feng Shen Taiyi said nonchalantly.
"Captain, you are still awesome!" Saito Ekichiro gave a heartfelt thumbs up and said with admiration: "If Captain Ichimaru knew that you were willing to make such a big sacrifice for him, he would be very touched!"
"Oh? You're not moved?"
"No, I'm very touched too!"
"Oh! Since you are also moved, let me leave this matter to you!"
Taichi Fujin couldn't help but put the transformation spray into Saito Ekichiro's hand, then patted his shoulder and said: "Do a good job! I will definitely choose you to be the successor captain in the future!"
"..." Saito Ekichiro was about to cry but had no tears, and thought: Please don't paint a big picture for me! It's not your decision whether to be the captain or not!
"laugh!"
Fengshen Taiyi raised his left hand and drew a "ten" in the void, and suddenly a dark space crack appeared, which was his specialty - cross-dimensional slash.
"Captain? Where are you going?" Saito Ekichiro saw this and said quickly: "Don't you remember that you were banned from the ninth division team building by the captain for half a year?"
"Of course I remember!" Feng Shen Taiyi turned around and said with a relaxed smile: "However, if I hadn't made the mistake, how would you have the chance to be the successor captain!" With that, the person entered the space crack and disappeared.
"..." Saito Eikichiro smiled bitterly, took the memory modification reagent and left the captain's room, and soon disappeared into the thick crabapple trees...
——
At the same time, in Karakura Town, Kurosaki Hospital, Kurosaki Ichigo, who had just received Hollow training from the Masked Legion's hideout, slowly opened the door——
It was already past 7pm, but surprisingly, Ichigo Kurosaki was not whipped by Isshin Kurosaki's so-called "love" today——
"Dad, I'm back!"
Kurosaki Ichigo, who was covered in scars, pushed open the door and saw Isshin Kurosaki sitting at the dining table with a straight face, folding his arms and staring at him without saying a word.
"Brother~"
Kurosaki Kari put down the bowl and chopsticks and said hello to her eldest brother, while Kurosaki Yuzi had already run to the rice cooker and filled a large bowl of rice for Kurosaki Ichigo.
"You guys can eat, I'm not hungry!"
Kurosaki Ichigo said weakly, then dragged his tired body into the bedroom, closing the door with a "click" and closing everyone's eyes.
"Brother~" Yuzi Kurosaki held his rice bowl and looked at Kurosaki Ichigo's closed door, his face full of confusion and worry.
"Yuzi!" Kurosaki Isshin sighed heavily, "Ignore him, let's eat!"
"But……"
"It's nothing, youzi! Brother, nothing will happen to you!"
Kurosaki Kari handed the empty bowl in her hand to Yuzi and said, "Hey! One more bowl!"
Chapter completed!