Text_Chapter 1256 Long Po and the Old Ghost
"Point to the left, heavier, and then down..."
"Sister Jiao, let's go down to your chest."
"So what? It's not that you haven't touched it, you've bitten it! Be diligent, I'll teach you now, how to say Miaoyu's massage..."
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"Oh———Xiao Yezi, do you still remember the taste of sister? Do you want to try it again? Recently, I have practiced a lot of negative spiritual power with the Jade Girl Heart Sutra. Why not just neutralize it now and enhance your strength. Oh, I will teach you a Miao language now, and have sex..."
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"Coward, will you help me neutralize? If you don't help me, just tell Lan Feiyu, saying that you forced me... No, I just said that I fell in love with you, a little man, and I'm going to give birth to a baby for you. See if he will jump up."
"Sister Jiao, do you just want to be in a trend?"
"What's so ugly? Isn't this to save your mother-in-law? How about...oh——"
I swallowed the words afterwards because Ye Kai tore her clothes.
Yun Jiaojiao's eyes were full of charming eyes and said with a smile: "Rude! But I like rude little men."
Ye Kai held her heavily, and most women would be unable to bear the pain, but she trembled with excitement.
After a while, she raised one of her beautiful legs and pressed Ye Kai's back. The two of them rolled into a ball: "Oh, Xiao Yezi, I will teach you another Miao language, Yaqidai."
"Damn, isn't this island Mandarin?"
"Ah, is that? It's all your fault. It's too wild and has fooled me."
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After a day and night of continuous learning, Ye Kai finally learned a lot of Miao language.
Especially the Miao language used on certain occasions is even more useful, but he thinks that this kind of words should be unlikely to be used in the small world of Jiuli Mountain.
At noon the next day, the black-faced old woman appeared at the door of their room. After meeting, she looked at them with a very cold look and smiled: "The two are so interested. They have been in love all day and night in the room, and they don't even have to drink saliva. The energy of the young man is really enviable, and it reminds the old woman of my youth."
Ye Kai tried hard to distinguish for a while, and finally understood what she meant, and suddenly felt chills.
Yun Jiaojiao's face was not blushing and her heart was not beating: "Old man, have the person you said to bring us in?"
"Here's here!"
The old woman walked out after she said that.
After a while, Ye Kai and Yun Jiaojiao saw a monkey sitting on the chair in the lobby of the inn, with dark all over his body, staring at them with two round eyes, and said in a chirping voice: "It's these two little guys who are going to break the Jiuli Tianlong Formation? I said Luang Po, are you looking at them too highly?"
A black monkey can speak human language.
It's really a world of wonders!
"It's the... people who took us to the small world of Jiuli Mountain?" Ye Kai looked at the monkey in surprise and said, "This doesn't look like a human being!"
"Boy, is the one you are talking about? He is the one next to the character "herd", or her next to the character "woman", or it refers to the animal? If I don't explain it clearly, I will get angry. When I get angry, I will be afraid of myself, jir--" Behind it was a monkey scream.
"This..." Ye Kai really didn't know what to call it.
The old woman said, "Old ghost, you have become such a ghost, why do you care about these things? Since you got into this female monkey, all three of you can use it!"
"Don't let your mother go, ji--, I'm a man, a man, and a man!"
Ye Kai came back from his shock and said, "Okay, senior ghost, as long as we pass the barrier, we will naturally have a way to break the Jiuli Tianlong Formation. I understand the formation mechanisms and techniques."
The old ghost chirped disdainfully: "Do you know why there are fewer and fewer cows? You guys who are not even full of hair are bragged to the sky. Can the formation you know a little bit is comparable to the Jiuli Tianlong Formation? Don't be embarrassed. At that time, I will naturally tell you how to break the formation, Ji!"
Luang Po said: "No further ado, dusk is the weakest time of the day in the barrier. Let's set off now!"
Then, the three of them, plus a chatty black-haired monkey, set off together.
Three hours later, I arrived at the hinterland of Jiuli Mountain.
Here, you can see a green lake. I don’t know what plants are growing under the lake, which turns all the lake water into green.
Yun Jiaojiao and Ye Kai said, "This is the Death Lake in Jiuli Mountain. It is highly poisonous. The water here will wither and die if you drink it. Look at the white things by the lake, all the animals that drink the lake water."
Ye Kai didn't pay attention to it just now, but now when Yun Jiaojiao reminded her, she saw a white circle by the lake, and it turned out to be bones.
Such a picture really makes people feel tired.
"Swish swish swish swish--"
At this moment, countless large-headed centipedes suddenly crawled out of the lake, each of which was as big as a lobster, densely packed, and rushed towards Ye Kai and the others quickly.
"Jiji---, it's a bone-eroded centipede!" The monkey screamed when he saw it, jumped high, and jumped onto Luang Po's head, "Hurry up, kill all these disgusting things. Oh, I'm most afraid of these big-headed centipedes. They are simply the least species in the universe, Jiji!"
"Old ghost, your courage is getting smaller and smaller."
"How is it possible? I have intensive phobia, sir!"
Luang Po grabbed it from his head and threw it into the centipede group.
"Jijiji, Jijijiji-" the black monkey screamed anxiously, as if he was stepped on the monkey's tail, "Damn old lady, I want to insert your electric cucumber into my urinal, Ji!"
While shouting, it quickly explored its claws at the group of centipedes beneath it. Swish, swish, swish, and sharp claws killed many centipedes, and it also took the opportunity to escape back.
As soon as Luang Po waved his sleeve, a black mist appeared out of thin air, turning into black flying snakes in the air, and they were also densely packed, shooting towards the big-headed centipede.
"Black Witchcraft!"
Yun Jiaojiao screamed softly.
I saw the snake bodies formed by countless black fog and the centipedes bit each other and fight each other.
The centipede died, but the black snake turned into black fog after being destroyed. After a while, it condensed again and joined the battle. Soon, the big-headed centipede also knew it was scared and returned to the pile of corpses and left countless corpses.
Luang Po glanced at Yun Jiaojiao: "You can't get into the barrier of Jiuli Mountain without the old woman's black witchcraft."
The old ghost grinned and roared at Luang Po: "You dead woman, you want to kill me! I want to announce your scandal all over the world. Hey, boy, girl, do you want to know the secret of this old woman? Come on, let's find a place, I tell you for three days and three nights. This old woman's dirty mentality is simply too numerous to read, jizz!"
Luang Po reminded: "Old ghost, don't forget your life root, it's still there!"
"Ji—?"
Chapter completed!