"Honey! We have food for lunch! Look, look, look! Is this some kind of... Cole duck? Oh, it's so cute. It will definitely taste delicious when stewed!"

Xu Xin saw his wife walking this way carrying a white flowery thing from afar.

Just when I was wondering what this stupid dad was up to, I heard this sentence.

And maybe the thing in her hand could understand people's words, and when she heard it, it made her stew, and it fluttered even more violently in Yang Mi's hand.

Feathers flying.

But Yang Mi pinched her neck and couldn't move.

When she walked in, Xu Xin finally saw the thing in her hand and covered his face helplessly.

I'm guilty.

real.

My ancestors, you must forgive me.

I wish I had known earlier... She was so virtuous that no matter what I said, she would not let her perform a pole dance for me, which made my child lose my heart!

He covered his face, looked at his expectant wife through the gaps between his fingers, and suppressed the words from his mouth:

"Did it bark when you caught it just now?"

"ah?"

Yang Mi was stunned and nodded subconsciously:

"She screamed, she screamed so miserably. Don't tell me, the gadget is very energetic and has a loud voice!"

"...Do you know why it screams so miserably?"

"Why?"

"It's telling you: I'm a goose! A goose that hasn't grown up yet!"

"..."

Yang Mi's mouth twitched...

He lowered his head and looked at the stuff in his hand that was almost out of control, and asked:

"Are you sure it's a goose and not a duck? I've already thought about the lunch menu, beer duck with noodles..."

"That's a goose!

!Ancestor!

Goose!

!Also, didn’t you go to Uncle Haifeng’s fish pond to catch fish? Where did your goose come from?”

"I haven't caught any fish and it's cold. I see there is a group of these ducks at Uncle Haifeng's house..."

"Goose!

!

"

"Goose, goose, goose, goose! Goose, goose! And if this goose dares to rub against me, I will get up."

"...I beg you, please just let it go, okay? We have everything in the refrigerator. You are so merciful, let it go."

Hearing this and looking at her husband's helpless look, Yang Mi smacked her mouth:

"Tsk."

I threw the duck or goose thing in my hand out, and after landing, the goose ran faster than Bolt, swishing and squeaking, and disappeared.

And then Yang Mi remembered:

"Where's Nuannuan and Yangyang?"

Xu Xin, who was already hopeless, no longer had any desire to live anymore, so he pointed at the coal shed where the boiler was kept for the winter.

Yang Mi didn't think much about it at first, but then she walked into the coal shed and took a look...

My daughter and son are no longer human beings.

The foreign-looking coat I bought in the city has layers of soot on the left and right sides... His face is the same as Nico's, except for his eyes, there is no "white" color anywhere else.

then……

Xu Xin, who was sitting in the yard roasting potatoes, heard this sentence:

"Xu! How did you become the father?

!

"

Xu Xinquan pretended not to hear.

He huddled on the pony next to the coal stove and took a sip of his remaining cigarette with a sad look on his face.

He is just like a weak-footed guy who is frustrated by his mother-in-law.

How his father got into it, he didn't know.

He only knew that if he continued like this, he would definitely be shameless and turn around to see his ancestors.

look up.

Gray sky.

"What a sin..."

…

January 8th is one week away from the wedding.

Xu Daqiang is back.

And when he comes back, it means that the backbone of the family is back, and the family has officially begun the wedding process.

The first thing is to buy gifts.

On the one hand, there are gifts for Yang Mi’s family, such as cattle, sheep, lotus roots, peanuts and other symbolic gifts.

There is no need for Xu Xin to take care of these things, they have already been prepared.

Then there is the follow-up method. (Note 1)

To be honest, Yang Mi doesn't know what the following method means, but according to Xu Xin, this is a very important part.

The bride and groom must prepare gifts from their elders. When Xu Xin picks up the bride and puts on shoes for herself, relatives at home will also come in. The elders will bring red envelopes and give them to Yang Mi, who will also buy them for herself.

Give gifts to relatives to express filial piety.

At first, Yang Mi was quite worried, wondering how to prepare such a gift to express her feelings.

But it's actually very simple.

The people in Xujiawan are rich, but in order to prevent comparison, every household in the village has formed a tacit understanding early on.

The maximum red envelopes given by others are only 10,000 yuan, and the bride's return gift is very simple, just two boxes.

Whether it's milk, biscuits, instant noodles, small cakes, etc., that's all.

But the box must be a red box. Two boxes of gifts also means good things come in pairs.

However, there are also some special requirements, that is, to buy coats for the existing elderly people of the Xu Xin family, namely the second grandfather, the third grandfather, and the fifth grandfather.

Represents the filial piety and care of the granddaughter-in-law.

After remembering these requirements, Yang Mi quickly sent Sun Ting back to Yanjing and would not let her come back for the time being.

She used the remote control to see what was missing at home and bring it back.

Then comes the car.

The car thing is more difficult.

The opinions of the family are not very unified.

According to Xu Daqiang, there were 20 Rolls-Royces, and the main wedding car was a red Ferrari, which looked festive.

Xu Xin was dissatisfied and felt that the wedding car could be tolerated with a Rolls-Royce, and the other cars... should be replaced with a Mercedes-Benz. Just a Rolls-Royce doesn't look good.

It looks more coordinated according to his idea.

Where is Yang Mi...

She wants to ride in a sedan chair...

The original plan was to book the reception room at a hotel owned by Xu Daqiang in the county.

But the problem is that the county is about ten kilometers away from Xujiawan, so riding in a sedan chair would be exhausting.

If you want to ride in a sedan chair, you have to find a house in the village.

But then there would be no need for a fleet...
To be continued...