will never die unless he commits suicide

A joke in a sketch in a previous life made people laugh, but the truth behind it is actually worth pondering.

When Wang Ge first raised a finger for Xie Tangzhou to see and replied that it represented "one", Xie Tangzhou fell into the trap.

Because seeing is believing, it’s so simple.

Holding up two fingers is to reinforce the trap.

When she raised three fingers, Xie Tangzhou immediately answered "three" without any guidance.

But in fact, what he answered was the question that was delayed by inertial thinking: "How many do three fingers represent?", not Wang Ge's sudden question of "How much does one plus one equal?"

Smart as evidence of thanks, it was also because when Wang Ge raised three fingers, he happened to be glaring at Xie Tangzhou, so he didn't fall into the trap.

"Okay. Haha, I admit defeat." This guy is not stupid, he also reacted. "I drank too much wine and bumped into the girl. However, after all, the tile in the bag broke because of the collision with the girl."

What tile? Everyone was confused.

Xie Tangzhou walked to the side of the barrier and poured out the tile that was broken into three parts from the cloth bag. He was filled with regret: "What a pity, what a pity! This is a piece of tile that the county captain asked me to give to Master Zuo. Uncle Clan has not read many books.

, I don’t know as much as you. I only know that this is an ancient relic, but it has been smashed now. Alas, there are many of you and you are powerful, so it is up to you to tell me how to deal with this matter? I drank too much, but I am guilty.

I won't bear the burden alone."

Is it an ancient relic? Was it just excavated? Is it a tile from the Qin Dynasty? Schoolchildren like Bian Xun bent over and knelt down to look at it. They were extremely curious.

According to Zao Hui, it was Hui who was reading and reading, not intrigues. What should he do? He frowned and looked at Wang Ge.

Wang Ge finally understood why this guy seemed to bump into her on purpose, and even beat her violently after the collision. It turned out that it was all a show, and the purpose was to shift the blame! What a dream! "How did I know that you didn't break the tile earlier, and then

Are you trying to bump into me on purpose to find a scapegoat?"

"You, you..." Xie Tangzhou was frightened and frightened. He pointed at Wang Ge and was trembling all over. How did such a thief girl guess this?

All the schoolchildren immediately stopped looking at the tiles. How could they have forgotten and started arguing!

Wang Ge said loudly: "The tile is broken. It is here and cannot be thrown away. Fellow disciples, do you think the testimony of the drunk man is credible? Or the testimony of the sober man?"

"Of course the testimony of sober people is credible!" Bian Xun raised his voice.

"Yes!" Thanks for the evidence, Sima Nandi agreed.

"Yes!" The other classmates agreed.

Xie Tangzhou sneered: "The girl is very eloquent, but when I came down the hillside, I woke up drunk!"

"Shit, one plus one equals three...well, you don't even know, why don't you wake up." Sima Nandi was almost thrown into a trap again.

Wang Ge: "Fellow disciples, today I will not tolerate anyone who has no control over me! Today he dares to hit me and grab me with drunkenness. Tomorrow others will dare to bump into every fellow disciple and grab you with drunkenness! Today he will

He said his surname was Xie, and used his name to bully me, hoping to make me cower and become his scapegoat. What about tomorrow? If other drunkards have made mistakes, will they be inspired by this person to bully the weak in the name of a prominent family?

"

"Well said!" Master Zuo held the bamboo ruler, came over with murderous intent, kicked the tiles away, bang bang bang... slap bang... slapped Xie Tangzhou. "A few broken tiles and a pot of turbid wine will strengthen your body.

You have the guts to slander my disciple’s reputation! Who would give you the guts to do this?"

"Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight... I don't dare anymore, I'm responsible for it, I admit defeat..."

"Admit defeat? Whose fault do you admit? Disciples stop him!"

Bang bang bang!

A farce, no matter whether it ends with Xie Tangzhou being "beaten into a trick" or with Zuo Fuzi completely kicking the tile to pieces, Wang Ge does not have to bear any responsibility.

Xie Tangzhou, who was about to be blinded in one eye, ran away with his head in his arms. Just as Master Zuo was about to praise the disciples, he realized that one person was missing. "Where is Brother Sima Nan?"

The little guy was panting, standing in front of Liu Bo's tent with his hands on his hips, and said loudly: "I have a question. Do you dare to answer it?"

Liu Bo pointed at his throat.

Meng Tong, who was next to him, came out and said with a smile: "Tong Liu's throat illness has not healed. Female disciple, please ask me. I will answer on his behalf."

You are the one waiting! "Okay. Senior brother, look, what number is this?" Sima Nandi raised his right hand and straightened his fleshy little index finger.

"This is one."

"Then what is this?"

"two."

Oops! Sima Nandi was so excited that he squeezed out small wrinkles on his forehead. He immediately straightened his three fingers, stretched them forward as hard as he could, and yelled at the top of his lungs: "What is one plus one?"

Liu Bo...not good!

"Three." Unfortunately, Meng Tong had already replied "answer" politely.

It's not Meng Tong's fault, even Master Cai in the back stared at the fingers of this interesting female disciple... and was so afraid that he covered his mouth with a bamboo ruler. His reputation in this life was almost ruined!

Early the next morning, Xie Tangzhou was watched by two troops and sent away from the mountain.

He sighed and looked back at Tomb Mountain. What a good thing. The county captain trusted him and asked him to take the tile to Zuo Fuzi down the mountain. He met an acquaintance on the way, drank their winter wine, and then went down the mountain to step on the mountain.

He slipped, but he didn't fall down, and broke the tile. This is an ancient relic! He was so anxious that he came up with a trick, deliberately looking for a servant to collide with him, and let the servant be the scapegoat. Why did he choose Wang Ge! She is an official schoolboy.

, dressed shabbily, carrying a basket on his back, and holding a saw, how could he not misunderstand?

A chirping sound that penetrated the clouds and cracked the rocks.

It was a falcon, flying in front of the three people and landing on a low branch. Bu Qu stepped forward, took off the bamboo tube between its feet, and poured out the bamboo pieces inside. There were a few numbers on it. After reading it, Bu Qu turned around,

The cruelty on his face frightened Xie Tangzhou.

"The commander-in-chief has ordered that Xie Tangzhou does not need to return to Nanshan Guanshu. After leaving the mountain, he should quickly return to his hometown and reflect on himself for thirty years!"

"Ah..." It's over! Xie Tangzhou rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

On the back slope of the cliff, there is a barrier area in front of the ancient tomb. Xie Youru is still reading the article "Xie Fu's Arithmetic in the New Xiaolin" written by Liu Bo, a student at Hezhuang University.

"Alas..." Xie Youru didn't know how many times he had sighed.

The writing is good and the handwriting is good. From the perspective of literary talent alone, Liu Bo is indeed comparable to Yuan Yanshu, the son of the Yuan family in Chen County. If this article spreads, Xie's face will be damaged.

There is no way to stop him, so it is better to admit his mistakes openly and encourage the descendants of the Xie family. Xie Tangzhou, who caused trouble, should die in the clan.

It’s just that the more I think about it, the more useless I become! I’m so angry!

Bian Wangzhi and Guo Fuzi came over together, each carrying more than a dozen bamboo slips. They greeted excitedly: "Young Confucian, come and see, it's "Yuanli" again."

"No rush. Haha, just in time. I'll give you two a question. Look, what is this..."

Wei Pavilion.

All twenty households of refugees in Xunsui Township have arrived, and their household registration has been settled in Weiting, Quuzhi Township.

From now on, the old couple Wang and Weng were assigned the job of raising pigs, which was much easier than opening up wasteland. Wang Shu and other young girls of the same age made straw sandals, and Wang He followed Tielei to build stables, and from now on they would take care of the feeding and feeding of horses and livestock.

clean.

Wang Erlang went to the countryside early to buy grain, just to make time to visit his family in Weiting and help with the work for an hour. When he came today, he found out that the old man only raised pigs and just cleaned the pens. He was so happy that he shed tears

, finally relieved.

The old couple urged Erlang to go home quickly. After watching him drive away, Wang Weng said: "Real filial piety, false filial piety, do you understand?"

Jia Guo sighed. Yes, it was Erlang who came every time. Sanlang gave birth to him and raised him for nothing.

"Laughing Forest": Laughing Forest is the earliest known collection of jokes in my country. The author is Handan Chun, a Wei writer and calligrapher during the Three Kingdoms period.
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