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Chapter 142 Battle!

Assistant of the inspector, under the urging of the timing drum, the wooden frame covered with cloth and the wolf teeth thorns were moved to the defense area. Wang Ge and Jiang Xiaosi came on the field. After the two of them had eyes, she looked solemnly and pointed at Sima Chong and shouted: "I dare to declare war on you on behalf of the carpenter candidates!"

Jiang Xiaosi couldn't help but tremble, not all because of fear, but because he had never been watched by so many people. "I also declare war on you on behalf of the blacksmith candidate."

Sima Chong hated others to point at him the most in his life, and he was angry: "Okay! Then I declare war on you on behalf of all brave men! In view of you as someone's old prime minister... I will give you more in the first game, how can I tell you? Like? Hahahaha... hiccup!" He raised his arms and turned around in place, smiled at Huan Zhen, Wang Tian grinned, and his eyes returned, dumbfounded.

Wang Ge and Jiang Xiaosi had already uncovered the tart cloth, revealing the wolf teeth thorns in the form of a giant broom.

"What is this?" Sima Chong screamed. The fluffy branches with their teeth and claws were almost as wide as Wang Tian lying horizontally, and there were still many bamboo leaves! Each branch had a sharp blade and a barb. There are more lice on Huan Zhen’s head!

Jiang Xiaosi squatted and held the bamboo stalks firmly.

"This is... a wolf tooth thorn!" Wang Ge raised the stinky ball (I didn't dare to exert too much force in his hand), shouting: "The ability of a craftsman is in wisdom! Not in recklessness! Today, I am a carpenter and a blacksmith candidate, so I will let you go Wait for the brave man, what does it mean to be a two-witness guarding the border? No thousand people dare to pass! Sima Chong, are you scared by me? I am throwing you with a mud ball now... You don’t dare to take it!"

Just this trick? Sima Chong shouted angrily: "Don't throw it away!"

"Four!" Wang Ge held the ball and quickly drilled into the inverted "V" gap left under the wooden frame.

Sima Chong was cheating with her at the same time. He was not stupid, so he caught a ball! Instead, he rushed to the side, still pretending to be a fake move, but actually rolled to the ground, trying to attack Jiang Xiaosi, the stalk holder from the ground.

"Four" is the code for the battle mode of Wang Ge's team. After almost a night of devilish brainwashing training, Jiang Xiaosi no longer had to think about it. When he heard the four, he raised the bamboo stalks. The end of the wolf teeth thorn was swept the floor immediately, chasing Sima Chong to rotate .

Papa! Wang Ge was thin and short, so he could get into the triangle empty under the wooden frame. Three stinky balls hit the front position of Sima Chong rolling...

Mud is crushed and dung is splashed!

Splashing feces, drowning!

In fact, since Wang Ge and the other party cheated each other, it only took two breaths. After Sima rushed to the ground, she was like a human-shaped mill, driven by a wolf's teeth and rolled off the feces twice before she realized what was going on.

"Shit?!" He couldn't believe it! He suspected that there was a ghost in the mud ball, but thought that there were at most thorns or iron nails, but he didn't expect that the one wrapped was feces!

Bang!

Wang Ge caught the other party's moment of shock, and threw two stinky balls together, and the one with his left hand hit Sima Chong's chest. Because he was too nervous and excited, the one with his right hand was crushed by her, breaking her up.

Jiang Xiaosi pressed down and raised his stalk. The wolf's teeth thorned like a cluster of trees covering the sky and overturned from Sima Chong's head.

"Abstaining from defeat! Vomiting from defeat... Vomiting from defeat... Vomiting from cough... Vomiting from cough..."

Dong! The drumstick of truce sounds.

When Jiang Xiaosi heard the first sentence "Absent", he had already stabilized the bamboo stalks. Under the head of a giant broom, Sima was not as good as death as he was. He snatched his hooked hair in a mess, kicked it a few times, and escaped and smashed it. Hit range.

It's too smelly, it must be not human. His eyes are so stinking that it's bloody.

The crowd around was terrifyingly quiet, and even Wang Tian, ​​who was most disgusted with Sima Chong, was shocked. First, the other party was defeated too quickly, and the battle process was not as long as Wang Ge said that; second, everyone was trying to make themselves

Replaced with Sima Chong, it was impossible to break the deadlock even if it was found.

Fortunately, they were not on the field in this battle.

Sima Chong stood up and raised his head (it has nothing to do with fighting spirit, so that he can breathe some fresh air).

Wang Ge crawled out of the wooden frame and raised his head (the reason was the same as above).

Both shit men wished they could kill each other.

Poor Jiang Xiaosi's mouth was trembling with stinking smell.

Ninety-nine games, the only game to enter the second game by fighting.

Youzi: "After ten drums, the battle begins."

Dongdongdongdongdongdongdongdong...

As soon as the drum sounded, Sima Chong stopped dodging and chopped the bamboo.

"Four!" Wang Ge crawled under the wooden frame again and threw the stinky balls, one after another.

From her perspective, she could only smash the other party's lower body. Sima Chong obviously didn't care about drowning. His plan was right, but Jiang Xiaosi controlled the wolf teeth to thorn up, down, left, and right. The hardness of the bamboo is not a false reputation.

With the elasticity of bamboo branches, how can it be cut off in a short time?

Wow...

The little bamboo stick came on stage.

They were stuck in the mud, and Sima Chong slipped as soon as he stepped on it. He deliberately stabilized the power of the lower plate, and the power on the knife was reduced.

"Ah! Huan Zhen cheated me!" At this time, I didn't know that Huan Zhen deliberately called Wang Tian last night, deliberately induced him to eavesdrop. If he changed to the battle team, he would be really stupid!

He was so angry that he cut bamboo branches even more crazily. He didn't care about anything anymore. Isn't this maid just throwing stinky balls? Do you want the little bamboo stick to trip him? He doesn't care, chop the bamboo first...well?

There is a bamboo branch that doesn’t have so many barbs, only a sharp blade at the top.

flaw!

"Ah..." Sima Chong roared and pretended to be even more hysterical. The knife suddenly changed to his left hand. Taking advantage of the moment when the branch bounced over and grabbed it with his right hand and pulled it hard.

Huan Zhen: Oops!

Wang Tian had long since substituted himself as Sima Chong, as if he had grabbed the flaw of the wolf teeth thorn himself.

Bang!

The bigger Sima Chong is, the more ruthless he falls.

Got it, be fooled!

Bang!

The last smelly ball hit Sima Chong's chin.

Breaking! He threw the copper knife over angrily, and was blocked by the wooden frame's feet. Oh no, he shouldn't have thrown the knife!

Wang Ge and him robbed the knife at the same time. She shouted "Smash, smash him." Jiang Xiaosi lifted the stalks and fell the stalks. Sima Chong was in a deadlock again and was chased by the overwhelming wolf teeth thorns.

Wang Ge pulled the knife to his feet and shouted, "Throwing the knife is like breaking the arm! How long can Sima fight you?"

She took out the thorns from another bamboo tube.

The "human-shaped mill" was seen in panic and was overjoyed! As long as the maid dared to throw it, he could turn defeat into victory!

He took the wrong one. Wang Gesai returned the thorns and poured out a small bamboo stick from another bamboo tube.

A maid!

"Abstain from defeat! Admit your defeat, admit your defeat!" Sima Chong was about to cry without tears. Being eliminated in this battle means that he would enter the guard camp one year later than Huan Zhen and Wang Tian. It's a year later! By then they will become veterans, he

Become a new recruit.

Dong, stop the sound of war drums.

Wang Ge squatted out of the wooden frame, and Jiang Xiaosi burst into tears: "Candidate Wang, we won."

"Yes. We won."

Sima Chong angrily kicked away dozens of small bamboo sticks, stood up, and there was still a lot of sticking on his body. At this time, he couldn't shake it, and it was even more embarrassing to not shake it off! He stared at Wang Ge hatefully: "How many sets of tactics do you have in total?"

“Only one set.”

"Then why shout four?"

"I can't remember other teammates!"

Jiang Xiaosi nodded embarrassedly.

Stand up! Woo... so annoying, so annoying! Sima Chong was so angry that he shivered, and the little bamboo stick fell down as he shivered.

Youzi: "The 99th match... The candidates won!"

The brave men's team was silent and kept silent. When they were not as skilled as others, they could only seem to be in a mess. What was helpless is that until now, no one could think of a way to crack the wolf tooth thorn.

Sima Chong threatened to represent all brave men before the battle, ranking second, and he was qualified to represent them. Therefore, all brave men have lost to all the candidates.

He returned to the team with a dejected look and stood between Huan Zhen and Wang Tian. Huan Zhen was so bitter that he was deeply frustrated. Wang Tian tied his hair rope and rubbed it into two small balls to plug his nose and eyes, and he still had the thread head hanging down.

Bang! The official used a torture stick to the ground, signaling everyone to calm down, and the military officials came to the front and announced the end of the competition. "Calling candidates, I believe you have long been puzzled, why did you, who are not skilled in martial arts, fight against the best among the village soldiers, causing

Dozens of candidates are injured and even disabled."

The candidates, watching the people, looked at the injured area again. The injured were all medicine, some suppressed their wails, and some were still in a coma.

Yes, why?

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