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Chapter 1 Daji, You Are So Saucy(1/2)

Chaoge, Qiongshi.

Di Xin took a nap, and when he opened his eyes again, he was no longer in his small rental house.

He came to an antique palace. In front of him, stood two rows of ministers in ancient costumes, half elegant and half wearing armor, looking at him.

"who I am?"

"Where am I?"

"Traveled through time?!"

In an instant, a huge amount of memory suddenly poured into his mind, making his brain feel like it was being stirred hard with two chopsticks, causing severe pain.

The pain came and went quickly, and disappeared soon after.

But Di Xin, who had regained his memory, had a terrifyingly gloomy and ugly expression.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

And at this moment, waves of low shouts came from in front of him.

Who is it? Call me hairy!

Di Xin raised his head, looked around, and immediately saw an old man with three long beards, a gentle face, and white beard and hair.

This old man was Bigan, who was in charge of the rituals and music of the Great Shang and was known as a sage.

"Your Majesty, Jizhou Hou Suhu is escorting his daughter Su Daji to wait outside the palace. Do you want to announce his entry?"

Bigan saw Di Xin's eyes and hurriedly said respectfully.

Su Daji!

After hearing this, Di Xin's face immediately became even more ugly, but in addition to being ugly, there was also a strong sense of curiosity deep in his eyes.

He is not from this world, he comes from this world.

Just because he trolled a lot of people in the game, he came to Dashang out of nowhere, and he became the second stupid king in history.

Damn it, in the current world, when people mentioned the faint king, apart from brother Xia Jie, it was him, Shang Zhou.

However, he was much worse than Brother Xia Jie. Brother Xia Jie was a real tyrant after all, but he just wrote two poems in the palace of Zaiwa, and then Nuwa sent Su Daji to destroy him.

He burned down his kingdom, burned down his palace, wine pond and meat forest.

Isn’t that a cheater just playing some skewers and drinking some wine? If he offends whomever, and has any grudges, his country will be subjugated, and he has been scolded as a tyrant for thousands of years. If he were a tyrant, what would happen to the road in this world?

Aren’t you full of tyrants on your teeth?

Rather than being called a tyrant, it would be more appropriate to call him the most unlucky emperor.

Moreover, this time travel was not at the right time. If there was still room to return to the world before the palace of Wa, I might still be able to get into the lap of Empress Nuwa.

Well now, Daji is here, that is, after traveling to the Wa Palace and writing poems.

These people thought it was Daji who came, but he knew full well that the real Daji had been eaten long ago, and now it was a nine-tailed fox.

Thinking of this, Di Xin's back molars hurt even more, but the pain was still painful, and he still had a little hope in his heart.

After all, vixens are said to be very naughty. Daji is a nine-tailed fox. I wonder if she is even more naughty?!

"Ahem... Your Majesty, do you want Xuan Suhu to bring Daji to the palace?"

Bigan looked at Di Xin's wandering eyes, coughed twice, and continued.

To announce or not to announce?

When Di Xin heard this, he hesitated.

[The system has been activated. The host is asked to make a choice. First, if Daji is announced to the palace, the system will be automatically activated; secondly, if Daji is not seen and returned to Jizhou, the system will automatically be unbound. 】

But at this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from his mind.

system?

As soon as Di Xin heard this, his gloomy mood instantly relaxed.

There is a system, okay, then there will be a turning point! I will also become the protagonist!

Otherwise, even if he has watched The Romance of the Gods three hundred times, he still won't be able to resist those saints who kill here and there for a little skin, plan big business, and compete for luck.

If you have a system, you will be somewhat sure.

"You're here, let's meet you!"

Di Xin knew that he had a system, and his mind became more active. He raised his hand and said.

"well……"

Bigan sighed inwardly when he heard the sound.

The king hesitated just now. He thought that the king had changed his mind and no longer wanted to find someone who looked like Emperor Wa. Unexpectedly, he still failed.

[The host has been detected and made a choice, and the Human Emperor system is activated. Please check the system instructions for details. 】

At the same time, the system's voice immediately came from Di Xin's mind.

When he heard this, he ignored Bigan's sigh and began to concentrate on understanding his system.

【Human Emperor System.】

[Man, with one stroke and one stroke, stands tall against the sky and the earth. He is not afraid of saints, gods, immortals, or confuses monsters. He will definitely conquer heaven.]

Di Xin looked at the introduction of the system and sneered twice.

Man is determined to conquer heaven, these four words are fluttering, but this is a calamity, a battle between Taoism and fate.

Under the calamity, all saints are like ants, and even the ultimate winner of the teachings will suffer heavy losses.

Among the Twelve Golden Immortals, which one has not had the three flowers on its head cut off and the five qi in its chest? If you want to rebuild it, I don’t know how many years it will take.

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun lost all their face and went to the battlefield in person to deal with their juniors, and the Three Purities turned against each other.

Jiejiao was even worse. They claimed that thousands of immortals came to court, but they turned out to be nothing. The great disciple of Zhao Gongming, who was supposed to be a saint and an ancestor, ended up becoming the God of Wealth. The Fairy Sanxiao conquered the country and the city, and was extremely powerful.

, captured Lu Ya with force, Yang Jian and the twelve immortals of Yuxu also died. After becoming a god, he went to serve Boyikao and became a god in charge of children. Hunyuan Jindou also became a clean bucket in the world...

Western religion seems to be the big winner, but in the end, the twelve-level lotus platform that suppresses luck was eaten by the mosquito Taoist to the third level. Even if there are people, it can't prosper, and finally it becomes Buddhism, but the world's chanting is not as good as the two of them.

thing.

This is true for a saint, let alone a mere tyrant like him.

[Man can conquer heaven, he is just a saint, so the host should not be cowardly.]

"The saint is just a mere saint, so don't be cowardly. Should I go and confront him? I have that ability. Believe it or not, I will laugh for the rest of my life."

Di Xin immediately felt a little annoyed by this system.

This should not be called the Human Emperor System, but the Chicken Soup System.

A saint who follows the law is God.

Can man conquer heaven? I am afraid that God will drown him with just a spit of his saliva.

If this continues, he may be poisoned to death by this chicken soup.

"System, what functions do you have?"

[This system can capture the negative emotions generated by the host's contact with the object due to being criticized by the host...]

[The higher the negative emotion value generated by being criticized, the higher the points collected by this system; the effect of insulting people can be superimposed infinitely, with no time limit. The more negative emotions there are, the richer the reward points will be...]

[Points accumulate as rewards, which can improve your cultivation level or redeem various system tools...]

[Host’s current points balance, 0.]

"..."

Di Xin was speechless for a while.

What kind of human emperor system? What kind of chicken soup system? To put it bluntly, isn’t this just a troll system?

Rewards for trolling people?

hehe!

Do I lack this little reward? What I lack is more rewards!

"System, your mother is gone!"

Di Xin didn't even blink, and smiled in his heart.

[Ding! Negative emotion value from the system, +250, +250, +250, +250. 】

As soon as he finished speaking, Di Xin immediately noticed that an LCD screen appeared in his head, with a series of numbers slowly crossing over it, and the balance jumped to one thousand.

[By the way, the best app for reading and listening to books is Yeguo Reading, www. Install the latest version. 】

I'll go, it's really possible!

Di Xin's eyes lit up. At this speed, he could challenge the system and gain 99999999+ points from the system!

[System BUG detected and repaired...]
To be continued...
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