Chapter 55 Bi Xiao: I like it here
"Hey, what is this...what is this...what is this...it smells so good..."
"Well...it's delicious...you mortals are so good at enjoying it..."
Fairy Rao Bixiao and Fairy Hanzhi are both second-generation disciples of Jie Jiao. They are guests on Jin'ao Island. They are used to seeing immortal delicacies and eating spiritual food. They can serve it as a pot of braised pork chops, plus the green onions that make the mouth clear.
Scrambled eggs and a piece of braised fish were served on the table. The two of them couldn't help but be dumbfounded. For a moment, they didn't know which one to eat.
"Eat more of this braised trotters. This is good. It contains a lot of collagen, which is good for beautifying the skin. Oh, you two fairies naturally don't need it. Your skin is as delicate as snow, but there is no harm in eating more...
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Di Xin rolled up his sleeves and prepared dishes for Bixiao Fairy and Hanzhi Fairy while introducing them to the dishes and their benefits with a smile. Of course, there were also many complimentary words.
Delicious food is in your mouth and good words are in your ears. If the food is not intoxicating, you will almost get drunk!
"You, the emperor of the world, know how to enjoy yourself. It's really good. You eat better than us... You're probably about the same as us..."
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After eating and drinking enough, Fairy Bixiao leaned on the table and burped in an inconspicuous manner. After looking at Di Xin with some embarrassment, she praised with a blush on her pretty cheeks.
This meal can be said to be the most delicious meal in her long life.
I am used to eating light spiritual fruits and spiritual vegetables. Occasionally, I would just roast two pieces of spiritual beast meat with Samadhi real fire to eat. I never thought that the meal could be done like this, and it could be so exquisite.
To an incredible extent...
This made the two of them suddenly feel that their thousands of years of immortal life had been in vain.
"The two fairies usually eat spiritual food. By eating these meals from me, they are just like eating delicacies from the mountains and seas. They only occasionally try my porridge and side dishes..."
Di Xin said with a smile.
[Negative emotional value from Fairy Bixiao, +99...]
[Negative emotion value from Han Zhixian, +99...]
As soon as Di Xin finished speaking, the system background immediately received a string of data.
Fairy Bixiao and Hanzhixian looked at each other, and saw deep desolation and melancholy in each other's eyes.
Speaking with conscience, what they ate here in Di Xin were delicacies from the mountains and seas. What they ate on Sanxian Island in the past were tasteless porridge and side dishes. Even if they went to the teacher's Jin'ao Island to listen to the Dharma,
, the senior brothers and sisters gathering for dinner is nothing more than lighting a fire and roasting two spiritual beasts yelling and screaming, how can it be compared with this place...
"You've eaten this meal. Now you can talk to the two of us about that little meritorious thing, right?"
Immediately afterwards, Fairy Bixiao coughed twice and hurriedly changed the topic. She was very worried that if she continued to remember the pain like this, she might burst into tears.
"The two fairies may not know something. I have made a batch of plows for farming. Not long ago, I thought of a small instrument that can be used for watering and grinding grains. It can save people a lot of effort.
It's a pity that I have a lot of government affairs, and this thing needs wind power to drive, but I don't have this ability, which really makes me distressed..."
Di Xin let out a long sigh, with a look of embarrassment on his face, as if he was in big trouble.
"Control the wind, this is what we are good at!"
When Han Zhixian heard this, his eyes immediately lit up and he said expectantly.
"I have plenty of time!"
Fairy Bixiao also looked forward to it, rubbing her hands and saying with a smile.
In the prehistoric world, the life of immortals is long, especially for great golden immortals like her. Sometimes they go into seclusion, open and close their eyes, and decades have passed.
"Thank you to the two fairies for solving my big problem! As the two fairies are so kind-hearted, once this method is successful and once this matter is spread, it will solve the urgent needs of the people all over the world. On my behalf, for all the people in the world , I would like to thank these two fairies who are more beautiful than flowers and have beautiful hearts than people..."
When Emperor Xin heard the sound, he immediately stood up with a moved face and bowed deeply to Fairy Bixiao and Hanzhi Fairy.
"No, no, judging from what you said, those who don't know think that we are mending the sky... You worldly people are so nice to talk to..."
Fairy Bixiao waved her hands repeatedly, but her smile turned into crescent-shaped eyes, which showed that these words were of great use to her!
"Fellow Taoist Di Xin, it seems to me that you are not that kind of unprincipled person. How could you mention such poems to that saintly empress?"
Immediately afterwards, Fairy Bixiao glanced at Di Xin curiously and asked.
Although Han Zhixian didn't speak, his eyes were shining brightly, and the fire of gossip was burning brightly.
The story of Emperor Xin writing obscene poems in Wa Palace has actually spread to Sanxian Island!
When Di Xin heard the sound, he couldn't help but feel a little cold in his heart. At this moment, he finally understood the reason why Fairy Bixiao and Fairy Hanzhi came here. It seemed that these two people did not come here accidentally. I am afraid it was not the soul of gossip that was burning and wanted to come. Look at what he looks like, a guy who is so bold and dares to lust after the Holy Lady.
"Alas, the two fairies don't know. I actually really admire the empress. I wrote that poem just to express my admiration... I don't know why the love started, but it goes deeper... When I ask the world, What is love, but it makes people and immortals agree with each other..."
After Di Xin pondered for a long time, he sighed softly, his eyes were one-third unruly, three-thirds and four-thirds sincere, and he spoke slowly word by word.
He thought of many ways to say it, or he just came up with it, saying that he had lost his mind, but this confirmed the fact that he was a fool...
Either it means that Nuwa, you are too beautiful and your statue is too tempting. I am guilty of admiring you, so I wrote that poem. But in this case, wouldn’t it be another slander against the saint’s statue for being immodest...
Therefore, it is better to openly admit that I was indeed moved by that admiration and wrote that poem. The question is, how to make things right and make things come true without deepening Nuwa’s secret love for herself. The sense of disgust produced by the perception can make Bixiao Fairy and Hanzhixian feel that they are not so evil...
Therefore, there are only three words: thinking without evil!
"Um?"
And the moment Di Xin said these words, Di Xin suddenly felt that the original noise in the venue suddenly became quiet, and his body became even colder, as if there were two small cold winds moving unconsciously. It's the same as blowing on yourself.
"These two are... having sex... Mr. Tang Xianzu and Mr. Jin, they really didn't trick me..."
When Di Xin followed the cold look, he immediately discovered that Fairy Bixiao and Fairy Hanzhi were looking at him with a faint look in their eyes at that moment, with a hint of disappointment in their admiration, and a hint of admiration in their disappointment.
It is obvious that these two single fairies, who are thousands of years old, have been hit hard by the words of Mr. Tang Xianzu and Mr. Jin that have been tempered for many times, and they are shaken and overwhelmed by them.
"How can this mortal man eat so deliciously and speak so nicely..."
Fairy Bixiao thought to herself, and suddenly she felt like she had come to this mortal world too late.
"Oh, it's Xiao Wang who thinks too much. There is such a big gap between humans and immortals, let alone saints..." Di Xin sighed softly, shook his head, then changed the subject and said: "Two fairies, now
It's the blueprint of the windmill, so I'll give it to you two! When you two are done, I'll prepare a new food for the two fairies. It's as thin as the inner membrane of bamboo, as tender as spring buds, and as fragrant as April.
Flowers, eat them and you won’t know the taste of rice for three months..."
"Crash..."
With each word, the tears of Fairy Bixiao and Hanzhixian immediately flowed down from the corners of their mouths, and their clothes became wet.
The uninformed look made Di Xin afraid to look further, for fear of ruining the image of Sanxiao in his mind.
"Okay, we will do a good job!"
Bixiao nodded vigorously and vowed to fight for this delicious-sounding bite!
"Sister Bixiao, Sister Yunxiao will be released from seclusion in the next few days. Are you sure you won't go back to Sanxian Island? If she catches you, I'm afraid she will punish you again, and maybe even kneel down..."
Han Zhixian just wanted to nod, but suddenly remembered something and whispered to Bixiao.
"This emperor is a talented person, he speaks well, and the food is delicious. I like it here very much..." Bixiao hesitated a little, but thinking about what Di Xin just said, he immediately shook his head vigorously and said firmly: "Should I go back to Sanxian Island?
Chapter completed!