() "This is love love."

Love can bewitch an army to death.

"This is Jiaojiao."

Jiaojiao makes people want to take her to take a bath.

"It's really excellent." Siemens praised.

"I, the three bathers, are in the prime of their eighteenth year and are not yet married. You three brothers happen to be full of energy. Why don't you get married here, make things happen, and transform the bathhouse into a playground from now on? What do you think?

"

"This is great...I have to ask my apprentices for their opinions." Siemens turned his head, "Monkey, what do you think?"

"I'm not interested in women other than Zixia."

"Huh?" Everyone looked at the monkey in shock.

"Is there a female monkey? Monkeys are very picky." Lao Sha asked.

"Lao Sha, show your attitude." Wukong punched him.

"I'm not very interested in women." Sha Seng said as he touched his extremely sexy chest hair.

"Huh?" Siemens was surprised, and his heart screamed. None of you are interested in women. This is because you only love the goddess in the sky, but what about me, Siemens?

In addition to good families, I can only count on these female witches on Xitian Road.

"Sha Monk, they don't want you to pick first." Siemens said to Lao Sha with a cheerful smile.

"I really don't have much interest in women."

"Huh?" Siemens looked at Sha Seng, who had already taken off his clothes, with a look of surprise and confusion on his face.

Have people who have gone through the baptism of time deteriorated in some aspects of their functions?

"My heart has been given to Buddha a long time ago." Sha Monk looked upright and would never compromise.

"Look." Siemens looked at the woman at the counter, "I must be a role model at critical times. I can't give up on the various succubi on Xitian Road just because of you three vixens. They are my apprentices, and they will always treat Buddha as their own.

The interests of the Lord and the Party are placed above personal emotions. I am absolutely determined and confident in seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West, and I am absolutely capable of being a bachelor for the rest of my life!"

"It turns out that you are Elder Tang who studied in the West. You are indeed a good believer. However, I think this is just because they are doing this in front of you and do not dare to tell their true thoughts."

"Then what do you want?" Siemens really hoped that these women would force him to do it so that he would not be in trouble everywhere.

"If I ask them to pair up and spend one night together, I will only believe it if you can really stay together." The lady at the counter said with a smile.

"Hey, who is afraid of whom! I have the attitude of not taking the initiative, not refusing, and being irresponsible. Even if ten years later you, a vixen, come with a little monkey, a pig, a little monk, etc. to hold my legs and call me daddy.

"I won't even move!" Siemens showed off his manly strength.

Hearing this, the three bathers over there who were in "similar" poses also froze in smiles.

"No, Tang Monk, you have to stay!" the counter girl suddenly snorted coldly.

"Why do you monsters have to make so much noise before eating me?" Siemens finally understood.

"Aren't you annoying? If you say one more thing, I will knock you out of shape!" The monkey's golden eyes flashed and he cursed at the counter girl.

Ah——" Several vixens huddled together and looked at Siemens timidly, as if asking for help.

"Wukong, don't scare others. This is your hairband. Hold it carefully. It can save you and us. If you don't wear this thing, you will be killed by the monster when you come out."

"Wukong - you - don't bring it, right?"

The monkey carried the golden cudgel on his shoulders and looked at the fox demons in the corner from a distance without saying anything. He just looked arrogant.

"I want you to bring this with you. I'm afraid I won't be able to pick up the banshee." Siemens said.

The monkey pointed at the hairband in Siemens' hand and asked, "Isn't that given by Guanyin? What's the use of it?"

"It's you." Siemens advised.

Wukong took the hairband and looked at it to see how golden it shone in the sun.

"What's the use of this?"

"This allows you to look at the world from a different perspective, no longer indifferent or painful."

"Is it so good?" Monkey put it on his head unsuspectingly, and his eyes immediately changed.

"You bald guy, do you want to pick up girls?" Monkey asked with a smile.

"Of course I have. If I go to the West with you, I can't fight landlords or play League of Legends. Picking up girls is the only reason for me to live.

"Then take a look!" The monkey knocked the hairband over Siemens' head.

"Hate you for ten thousand years!"

"What's going on?" Siemens felt the extra golden energy in his body strangely.

"This is lasciviousness. How can I have lasciviousness?" Siemens suddenly became surprised. As the saying goes, lasciviousness returns to the heart. Apart from being sexy, his whole body is not covered with lasciviousness?

"Didi, the human brain has been connected, the connection is successful, and the energy cycle is being established!"

"Didi, the energy cycle is successful, start the upgrade system for picking up girls!"

"Didi, the upgrade system has been installed and is the latest version!"

"Why is there a sound in my head? It's like a computer installed with the Wenqi system. It's amazing!" Siemens was delighted and surprised.

"Which beautiful woman do you most want to pick up right now?"

“I didn’t think about this well, I just wanted to take a dip!”

"I'll give you a try on that real girl!" Monkey smiled evilly.

"Didi, character goal: Fox Demon Zhenzhen - beauty level: top quality, beauty character: love beauty, mission requirement: get the heart of a beauty, mission completion rate: 0%, success probability: 100%, mission reward: one

One hundred points of sultry growth value. The best way to do the task: praise her for her beauty. Analysis completed!"

"What do you want me to do?" Siemens looked at the monkey in surprise and asked.

"This is a professional system for picking up girls. It can help you identify your target, analyze the information, give you the success rate of picking up girls, and teach you how to pick up girls!"

"Wow, if all this is true, then the system that Wukong installed for me to pick up girls should be equivalent to opening a plug-in to pick up girls, and a cheating system that helps upgrade in the game. But why do I feel a bit like a dream, as if

The little rabbit suddenly saw carrots raining from the sky."

"Don't think about it, just try to pick up that woman, okay!?" Monkey smiled evilly.

Xiao Zhenzhen, who was originally very frightened, saw Siemens coming over, looked at him strangely and said, "Hey, master, why is your expression a bit vulgar?"

It was so unbelievable that Siemens was already sweating profusely. His signature smile was recognized by Zhujia at a glance. He quickly said with a silly expression: "Xiao Zhenzhen, you are so beautiful tonight.

I thought it was Chang'e who came down to earth!"

"Haha, is that so? Master, the Lun family will be embarrassed if you say this!" Zhenzhen said, brushing her hair.

"You are so beautiful, how about we hug - hug -?" Siemens's voice began to tremble.

"Okay, you have praised me so much, then I will give you a hug!" Fox Demon Zhenzhen showed a trace of blush on his face, hugged Siemens and lifted him up. At this time, Siemens' body was completely pressed against him.

On the really big breasts, he felt the soft feeling on the chest constantly coming, and the fragrance of virginity rippled in his nose, and he almost fainted.

"Hold on, the pick-up system will be upgraded soon!" The monkey ran around them very excitedly.

"Didi, the levels of beauties in the system for picking up girls are divided into ordinary level, good level, high quality, top level, and monster level. Now we are preparing for you to officially start the process of picking up top level functions. Do you want to enter?..." "Enter..."

"

"Please choose the type of picking up girls: true love, fake love, gay sex..."

This fox demon is as poisonous as a snake and scorpion. Who dares to have true love with her is seeking death!

"pretend……"

"Please choose the type of dual emotions, abusive love, one-night stand, lonely love..."

"Sadistic love!"

"Please choose your ability to pick up girls: a gentleman, a treacherous villain, a wretched uncle, a slippery voice, and a suave one." Siemens cried without tears! This pick-up system is too complicated! At this time, he was picked up by the real fox demon, and

My whole body also started to tremble.

"Romantic and suave..."

Suddenly, Siemens hugged Xiao Zhenzhen's head, touched her chin and said with a smile, "Isn't it convenient here?"
Chapter completed!