Chapter 11
() Everyone couldn't sleep well due to the haunting last night, so they slept until noon.
I don’t know where I have walked at this time. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Everyone is still wearing long robes and coats, especially Wukong, who is wearing a tiger skirt and a thick coat. Looking at him makes people get prickly heat!
But what is more exciting is Siemens, which directly exposes most of the waist.
Seeing that the three apprentices were in great pain, Siemens asked Sister Bajie to change everyone's clothes to make them cooler.
So Bajie changed Sha Monk's cassock into beachwear; Monkey's tiger skin skirt into a navel-baring outfit; and she wore her own clothes directly into a bikini.
In this way, everyone walked on the road with peace of mind and no complaints, but everyone was silent.
"Let's go when we say we're going, the wind is blowing and the wind is blowing, singing the songs of Kyushu!" Siemens sang loudly.
"What a serious sound of pig killing!" the monkey commented.
"Pigs are being killed somewhere!" Bajie heard the sound and turned around to look around.
"In Journey to the West, I can only continue to move forward to find the pure land of bliss. However, the pure land in my imagination is not in the human world. I don't know if this is courage, or if I am deliberately escaping reality!"
Siemens sighed in a low voice, how incredible it was to come to this legendary world!
As they walked, Wukong suddenly shouted in front: "Oh no, there are monsters in front of us, everyone should take cover!"
The four of them stopped immediately. Siemens got off his horse and blinked his eyes as he looked ahead, with a look of wantonness on his face.
I saw five women in colorful clothes in front of me.
Siemens pushed aside the monkey in front of him and stepped forward with a smile, clasping his fists and saying, "Why are the five monsters blocking our way? Do you want to rob us or not?"
A beautiful woman in the middle of the station said: "You are so nagging, why don't you go eat shit! I just want to come up with a brain teaser question to test you monks. If you answer it correctly, you will be let go. If you don't answer it, you will follow
Let me go!"
"Okay!" Before Siemens could speak, the three apprentices behind him responded surprisingly unanimously and even clapped their hands.
"How can you get a shark to the top of the mountain without using any tools?" asked the monster.
Siemens immediately had the answer: "Haha, you are still thinking fast. Isn't this simple? Just persuade it to go up!"
"Haha——" This caused a lot of ridicule from behind.
The goblin said nothing, with a serious look on her face.
"Master, you've started talking in your sleep again, haven't you? You should ride a shark up the mountain!" the monkey said with a smile.
"Holy shit! It's a monkey, it's a shark! It's not a big hippopotamus!" Siemens cursed.
"I know!" Bajie rushed to say, "Put a strange shark on the mountain and lure the male up!"
"You pig! You can't even get that one up, so you get another one!" Siemens scolded.
Siemens thought for a while and then said: "Should I kill him and then carry him up the mountain?"
The monsters didn't say anything. After a while, one of the leaders said to Siemens: "Elder, please work hard and kill the shark I caught at the bottom of the mountain before carrying it on your back!"
Uh! It turns out that this monster wants me to help him transport sharks! There is a sex, I like it! I will help you! Siemens immediately agreed.
The smile on his face when he looked at Siemens perfectly covered up the hint of beast in his heart.
The five spiders looked at each other for a while, and no one could guess how quickly this sesame monk agreed.
They don't know either, just because they don't understand that this Tang Seng is actually not the real Tang Seng but a Siemens traveler from Guangzhou.
In the world system of "Journey to the West", these banshees may not be anything. Taken together, they can only be said to be so-so. However, purely in terms of seduction, the lethality is to Siemens.
It is said to be top-notch.
"Master, they are spiders, you have to be careful!" Bajie reminded.
These spider spirits are all native-born. Their cultivation is not inferior to that of Bajie Laosha, but they will definitely not surpass that of monkeys.
But when faced with the goblin who was about to take away Siemens, the monkey stood there looking at the sky without moving.
One of the women in pink spoke, pointed at Siemens and said: "You... how did you get here? Could it be that you are a fake Tang Monk?"
Siemens drew a line with his hand and said calmly: "Do you think the me guarded by the three of them is fake?"
A woman in blue standing behind the woman in pink smiled coldly and said: "But you are about to be taken away, why don't they do it?"
"Oh, they just want me to be eaten by you and then go home!"
"Hmph, since you have come here today, you can't even think about taking another half step to cook for us."
Siemens deliberately scratched his bald head and said: "Make the lunch you talk about? You must have made a mistake? I want to go over and have fun with you!"
The woman in pink took two steps closer to Siemens. There was no joking expression on her face, and she said coldly: "Don't be clever and argumentative. Today, Tang Sanzang, you will accept your fate! Be our meal."
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"Why don't you eat me for fun first?" Siemens said with a smile.
"Okay, you can play whatever you want! 5p?" The woman in pink stretched out her slender hand to Siemens' chin and touched it randomly.
Hearing this, the smile on Siemens' face became even brighter, and he suddenly frowned and said, "Oh! But I'm only one person, and you are five of us. It's better to take turns, but I don't like group pranks very much!"
"You are so romantic!" the monster said.
"Besides, I, Tang Sanzang, am not thin and in good health. You can just take your turn!" Siemens's eyes stared straight at the deep groove between the mysterious twin peaks, narrowing into a line, with a hint of laughter in his eyes.
With a confused and provocative light, he added: "Actually, it's very simple. You guys take turns to serve the poor monk well. Whoever serves the best, I will feed it to him. I can't escape anyway, so you don't have to rob me, and you don't have to fight."
Doesn’t it hurt the harmony between the sisters?”
"What a great idea, let's go!" The woman in pink put her hands on her breasts and squeezed them in the middle, perfectly presenting her breasts to Siemens who had been watching.
With an urge that forced his nose to bleed, Ximen stretched out his hands involuntarily, as if he wanted to touch but didn't dare to.
"Forget it, second sister, your breasts are not big enough, let your sister seduce him!" At this time, a woman wearing a black stocking came out, taking cat steps, looking at Siemens's nervous expression with seductive eyes.
, twisted this delicate body, and started pole dancing next to Siemens.
Chapter completed!